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December 31st , 2005

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Happy New Years ~

As you watch the ball drop.... remember it has only been a year since a severe stroke that's kept Dick Clark him out of the public eye.... Dick Clark is scheduled to return to his hosting duties on New Year's Rockin' Eve, in a very limited fashion. The 76 year old Clark is scheduled to be in New York City's Times Square for the middle third of the three hour telecast, with co host Ryan Seacrest anchoring the remainder of the show. ( hmmm, this means that Seacrest can plan on hosting this alone soon according to health reports that follow ) There's been considerable speculation as to Clark's health, fueled by a publicity shot of Clark that was issued to use for the promotion of the event. It is an old shot of Clark inserted into a new picture showing Seacrest and New Year's Rockin' Eve West Coast hostess Hilary Duff. Clark spokesman Paul Shefrin defended the picture, saying the practice of Photo Shopping is common in entertainment circles. Shefrin also downed a paparazzi shot from yesterday's (Thursday's) New York Post, which shows a very negative view of Clark leaning on a cane in order to walk. "So at one point, he was using a cane, so what?" Shefrin said. "This is really old news. He's walking and talking. He's ready for the show. He's excited." ABC will air New Year's Rockin' Eve starting at 10:00 tonight !

I just want to say thank you to all who come and read this stuff..... We went from 100 - 500 people a day that swing through and want to read some funnies and cool stuff that is poppin, and that definately won't stop in the New Years..... I want to thank Dana from www.danasdirt.com and al of her sources for helping me get on my feet in the world of writing. I want to thank premier prep for writing great stories that I pass on to you, and I also want to thank EJ Tyler and the people I work with at Buckley Radio for employing me in Central Cali..... I love our business, Radio is a blast and I love all of you that I work with. Here is the very last set of dramas for 2005..... Enjoy !

A year in review is on order, but I just decided to give you some funny stufff instead......

my favorite picture of 2005!

ok, here is what you want to see........... the most successful woman of 2005

Blender Magazine is back at it for a great 2005!
KKelly Clarkson gets top honors...... and she deserves it...

Woman of the year, and she looks it, she is almost looking hotter than Gwen.... hmm m !

very hot......

there's more.....

and then

wow, some people get the hot pics...., Paris on X mas vacation...

if your wondering why she's in the water here, and not sippin on a margarita.... hmmm maybe it is this...

The readers of Parade magazine chose Paris Hilton as their first cast off, with more than 35% of the vote. The heiress edged out President Bush, who was booted by 33% of voters ( hmmm isn't that something to think about, you'd think people would want to see her in a bikini before seeing ( Bush ) hahah guess not, they like devil boy a little more ) , and Tom Cruise, with 12% ( probably because there were no couches for him to hop on )

Paris is my favorite girl to pick on, because she gives us sooo many reasons to pick on her~

Paris really makes Nicky look a little bigger than she really is, but they look like they get along.....

say cheeese, damn it, say cheeeeeeesse !!!!!

ok, this is a rear view picture of a beautiful city, in a beautiful place...... you like ????

My favorite Magazine of 2005... Maxim !

who's next to get in with Maxim????

Hilary Duff's sister Haylie is on the way to the bank...., here is the latest...
Click here for the article.

The ( WTF ) couple of 2005.... I still don't get it at all.... anyways

so there is Nicole Kidman and Kieth Urban spending some quality time in Tennessee

hmmmm, that picture could be the pin up poster display for the words...

take your coat and leave my sweater.... haha If you study body language at all, this picture says, yo bitch, step off the shoulders and let me walk on my side of this little walk thing, and you walk on your side.... hahah ! well, it could just be his version of , ehhh, yeah i am shorter than you, so walks along paths like this mean ,,, let me have my short space.... well here is the weekend racing news, and as you read this, they could be saying " I Do " Sources close to the Aussie actress tell Life and Style Weekly that she and beau Keith Urban have already sent out wedding invitations out to close pals, who'd better be ready to jet down to Australia in a hurry, as in ( this weekend ) An unnamed friend tells the mag, "Nicole's friends in Australia have received their invitations, and the wedding's happening this coming weekend. She wants to do it before the year is out, to have it over and done with before Tom Cruise has his big day."

The most unique and loving couple of 2005 ....

they look so hot together, and happy too..... I think they should have gotten the couple of the year....
:(

ok, the hottest mom and son picture....

angelina jolie, and maddox....

maddox is adorable in the pictures, and angelina looks like she is a great mother.....

ok, the relationshit of 2005!

????

Here is a couple that will ruin each other, and then ruin themselves, and look around and say, what happened...

ok, any woman that changes everything about her for a man is weak minded, and that explains why Katie is still with him. How do you go from virgin minded, I want to wait till marriage, all the way to giving up your unique views on life and religion to being a scientologist... whatever... With Tom jumping on couches and trying to persuade any woman to have a pregnancy the way he thinks it should be carried out, has made his fans think twice about what he is really about. Ever since that movie him and Nicole did with the romps and masks has made me not like him anyways,,,, Katie celebrated her 27th birthday with Tom in NYC... He took her toy shopping at FAO Schwartz, then out to dinner, and then ice skating... Seems a little dangerous to go ice skating when your preggo ..., especially for someone who is so over protective he's got an ultrasound machine in his house to monitor the child's development at all times... they get the weird ass couple of the year award..... yayyy !

here are some more stories that are circulating..... before the end of 2005......

OK, remember the accident Lindsay Lohan was in, and tried to blame the photographer....

According to the DA, Galo Cesar Ramirez never intended to cause the actress any harm.The photographer who crashed into Lindsay Lohan's car back in May, but won't be charged in the wreck, because the district attorney says the evidence doesn't say that he went out of his way to cause damage to Lindsay. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed into law a measure allowing celebrities to collect large damage awards from paparazzi who harass them. We'll see what that changes in 2006.......

In Jessica Simpson land.... People magazine quotes a source as saying, "She's happy to have a house that's hers. This is the first time she's making her own decisions." Less than a month after filing for divorce from hubby Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson is moving forward. She has purchased a three million bucks for a new home in Beverly Hills, enabling her to move out of the house she and Lachey shared during happier times. Jessica and Nick made a joint decision to handle proceedings in a closed court setting in the judeges chambers verses open court. Smart move on both parts, I am sure there is so much dirt in all of this, we'd all need a shower after watching it go down.

ok brit, can we al say together.... h a i r c u t ,,,, ok, now your turn....

and in Britney land......

In Touch Weekly is reporting that the pop princess is ready to try for baby number two (2) even though son Sean Preston is just barely out of the oven. One of her pals tells the mag, "Britney was advised to wait at least three months after her baby's birth before trying to get pregnant again. Now that that's passed, she wants to try right away." The loose lipped friend ( hahah well paid friend ) whispers that Spears may have ulterior motives for getting back on the pregnancy track. "She is hoping another baby will strengthen her marriage to Kevin." As long as it doesn't interfere with Kev's "musical" career, that is. hahahah that is looking mighty whack to me though, his ability to be a credible hip hop artist, and married to a pop icon.... is the definition of contradiction in terms of lifestyle and how they look at one another in the eyes of the hip hoppers ..... All Eminem had to do to gain some good street credibility, is take stabs at britney, and it was funny too..... that aint happening as long as federweed is spending her cake.... that brings us up to another award here ...... the biggest joke of a hip hop icon award, or wannabe hip hopper...... goes to .... K WeeD....., whoops , K Federline....

study this picture, is this the father of the year look..... hahahahahah ! he is thinking ....

" damn, i need to be in the studio rappin out some lyrics, and I got to act like I want to trot around with this kid ? "

hahahahahahahahahahaha !

Caleb is thinking, " I wish I could smack the shit out of this loser and tell him to give up on this rap deal, he sucks, I would rather watch the blue dog on blues clues sing happy b-day, then listen to this idiot.... even clifford the big red dog has 5 on this wanker "

OK, how about Jennifer Anniston, she happens to be one of my favorite actresses in the world, so here it goes...., she is working her ass off, if she ever even had an ass to begin with, it is gone.... so check out what she is up to.

She is working on 5 movies at the same time, .... wow.....

A Million Little Pieces, a drama about a drug-addled writer enduring a treatment center in Minnesota.

The Senator's Wife, a comedy starring Aniston as a young wife who's seen as a liability to her older husband's senatorial campaign.

The Time Traveler's Wife, a love tale about a Chicago librarian who takes spontaneous time-traveling trips to his future wife's past.

Running With Scissors, a comedy with an adult man who looks back on childhood with a bi-polar mother.

The Departed, a crime drama about two undercover agents on opposite sides of the law who infiltrate the Boston police and Irish mob.

Spike Lee has only acted in one film that he didn't direct -- the mystery 3 A-M, which was released in 2001.

Halle Berry was her high school class president and editor of the school newspaper.

At the age of seven, Lindsay Lohan played a pile of garbage in a Halloween skit on Late Night With David Letterman.

--Matthew Broderick, in U-S-A Today, on whether wife Sarah Jessica Parker is ever jealous of his relationship with frequent co star Nathan Lane.

fun times will return in 2006 !

AND if it's free TV for mr. no $$$$$ hahahah here you go !

Friday

Early Show (CBS) -- Greg Kinnear (The Matador)
Today (NBC) -- Carson Daly
Good Morning America (ABC) -- Ryan Seacrest
Tony Danza (Synd) -- Al Roker, LeAnn Rimes
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Mariah Carey (repeat)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Patti LaBelle (repeat)
Jay Leno (NBC) -- Ron Howard, Rachael Ray
David Letterman (CBS) -- Ellen DeGeneres
Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Willam Shatner (repeat)
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Matthew McConaughey (People's Sexiest Man Alive)
Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Jon Cryer (Two and a Half Men)
Alicia Keys shows up on PBS's Sesame Street.

Saturday
Dick Clark is back in the saddle on A-B-C's New Year's Rockin' Eve, with co-hosts Ryan Seacrest and Hilary Duff.
Gotten used to Times Square without Dick? Check out N-B-C's New Year's Eve With Carson Daly, or FOX's New Year's Eve Live featuring Regis Philbin.

Sunday
NBC launches the Sleuth cable network.
Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers take on their former coach, Mike Holmgren, when they meet the Seattle Seahawks on FOX.... wow, i hope they win this one, they suck this year..... Damn it Brett.....

Monday
Early Show (CBS) -- Pierce Brosnan (The Matador)
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Tea Leoni (Fun With Dick and Jane)
David Letterman (CBS) -- Heather Graham (Emily's Reasons Why Not)
Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Relationship expert Doctor Drew Pinsky
A-B-C and N-B-C both air live coverage of the annual Tournament of Roses Parade.

Since the NFL plays on Sunday, the traditional college football bowl lineup happens today. Highlights include Alabama against Texas Tech in the Cotton Bowl on FOX and Notre Dame versus Ohio State in the Fiesta Bowl on ABC.

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December 27th , 2005

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wow..... TGIAO
thank god its all over.....

new information, pics, and fun stuff coming up later this afternoon......
for now, how about a picture of an Arizona Sky on Christmas Day...

hmmmm there is sooo much coming to this site in the next 48 hours.... pics and end of the year stories....

let's get er done ..... here we go ...

Steven is in trouble ~

With Friday's opening of Munich, about Israel's revenge for the 1972 murders of its Olympic athletes by Palestinian terrorists, director Steven Spielberg is facing criticism from all sides of the political spectrum, and you know people like Tom Cruise are just going to make matters worse too. According to the Chicago Sun Times on Sunday, he told Roger Ebert, "I am as truly pro Israeli as you can possibly imagine. But there is a constituency that nothing you can say or do will ever satisfy. They say the film is too critical of Israel. Criticism is a form of love. I love America, and I'm critical of this administration. I love Israel, and I ask questions. Those who ask no questions may not be a country's best friends. It has been shown to Palestinians who think it is too pro Israel. If this movie bothers you, frightens you, upsets you, maybe it's not a good idea to ignore that. Maybe you need to think about why you're having that reaction." soooooo, get a copy of the Chicago Sun Times... it is a keeper, this is just the beginning of drama he is going to face.

speaking of movies.... here is a re cap !

King Kong clung to the top.... and over the top, over the holiday weekend. Between Friday and Monday, the big ape grabbed 31.4 million dollars, raising the remake's 12 day total to 118.7 million.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe were all nipping at Kong's hairy ass feet, but couldn't get a grip of them dirty little paws with 30.1 million dollars for second place. The fantasy flick has banked 163.5 million dollars since its release 17 days ago.

Fun With Dick and Jane was horrible... i almost walked out .... but it led a slew of new releases. The Jim Carrey ... Tea Leoni remake came in third with 23.6 million dollars.

Another new release, Cheaper by the Dozen 2, was fourth with 14.8 almost .9 million dollars.

The comedy drama The Family Stone dropped from third to fifth after taking in 10.8 million dollars.

The Ringer, starring Johnny Knoxville, opened in seventh place with 8.4 million dollars, followed by Jennifer Aniston's comedy Rumor Has It, which earned a hefty 7.5 mil

In limited release, director Steven Spielberg's Munich, about the aftermath of the 1972 Olympics massacre, took in 5.7 million dollars from only 572 theaters, which is good taking in all the drama it is generating....

Rumors........ and the mill here in LA LA land....

According to the Hollywood rumor mill, OC star Mischa Barton will marry 26 year old rock singer Cisco Adler in February. Adler, whose aunt is Darryl Hannah and whose father is record producer and former label executive Lou Adler, was once engaged to Kimberly Stewart, daughter of Rod. Barton was previously involved with oil heir Brandon Davis. My guess is this, Cisco is looking at this as a nice way to get in with the fam and score some fre recording while he lays down his own tracks, and not missing her beats.... hahah !

Last night's matchup between the New York Jets and the New England Patriots ended more than the 2005 N-F-L season. It was the last Monday Night Football telecast on A-B-C. After 36 seasons, the rights will move next year to E-S-P-N, in an eight-year deal worth nearly nine-billion dollars.

So who will host the Academy Awards in March? Billy Crystal has reportedly turned down the gig, claiming he's too busy, and Chris Rock was already out of the running. If Whoopi Goldberg plans on washing her dreads that night, the job may have to go to one of the other stars who've got Oscar-hosting experience -- David Letterman or Steve Martin.

The Johnny Cash bio-pic Walk the Line will be shown to prisoners at Folsom State Prison in California next Tuesday (January 3rd). The film's star, Joaquin Phoenix, will attend. Cash, who often performed for inmates, recorded one of his classic albums live at Folsom on January 13th, 1968.

Jennifer Garner has taken to signing her name Jennifer Affleck, reportedly so she will have the same surname as her daughter with husband Ben.
Christina Ricci will guest star on a special Super Bowl Sunday (February 5th) episode of Grey's Anatomy on A-B-C.

Last week's two-hour season finale of Nip/Tuck was the most-watched episode of an original series in the F-X cable channel's history, beating the five-point-two-million people who tuned in to last season's finale by almost 10-percent.

'80s singer Cyndi Lauper will make her Broadway debut opposite Alan Cumming in The Threepenny Opera when it begins previews in March, Playbill reports. Lauper takes over from Edie Falco of The Sopranos, who was originally cast in the part.

Character actor Vincent Schiavelli, who appeared in such films as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Ghost, died yesterday of lung cancer in Sicily. He was 57.

A study of children and English hospital emergency rooms found that numbers dropped by almost half on weekends when "Harry Potter" books were published. At no other point during the three-year surveillance period was attendance that low. The research, published last week in the British Medical Journal, implies that accident-prone children are safer when they're reading

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December 23rd , 2005

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OK, there are a lot of things happening in theatre land... here are some movies opening....

special thanks to Naughty for helping research....

Munich Opens today ! in limited theatres, and there is a lot of talk about this movie being everything from racist and ridiculous, to outstanding and of greatness.... The movie is director Steven Spielberg's look at the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics and the secret Israeli squad assigned to track down and kill the 11 Palestinian suspects. Eric Bana, Daniel Craig and Geoffrey Rush star in the film, and the drama talk is making this film a must see for yourself.. The film's nominated for Golden Globes for Best Director and Best Screenplay already, amd I am sure that more award nominations will come up.

PP reports..... With recent terror threats to the United States, Spielberg feels the true tale is as relevant now as in the 1970s. He says, "I think what's relevant for today is that this movie is not an argument for non-response, and on the contrary, what this movie is showing is that a response that may be the right response is still one that confronts you with some very difficult issues. When we have to respond to terror today, what's relevant is the need to go through a careful process, not to paralyze ourselves, not to prevent us from acting, but to try and ensure that the results that we produce are the ones that we really intend." are you excited yet, if not, get on ggogle, and google movie trailers and peep the trailer, it is HOT.....

Also in theatres today ..... The Ringer... a comedy that is looking FUNNY.... starring Johnny Knoxville as a guy who pretends to be physically challenged to enter the Special Olympics. Co starring are Brian Cox and Katherine Heigl, who looks really good in the part she is playing.... .

According to Premiere Prep, Knoxville, who worked with real mentally and physically challenged actors in the film, mentions, "I'd never been around kids that were mentally challenged before, and I didn't know what I was getting into, but it was literally the best thing that I've done. It was the most fun thing, and the kids, each one of them is singularly brilliant in one or many areas. They are so special and they call me all of the time. I was really lucky to be able to do that... It helped me as a person just seeing how positive those kids are and with what they've been dealt. They're still so positive every day. It just made you a little bit more thankful about things." so if it is comefy you are looking for, here is a must see... and there is mo mo more for you .....

Memoirs of a Geisha opens wider on Friday on the verge of Golden Globe nominations for Best Actress and Best Score, just after a successful. run in limited theatres... The film adaptation of the popular novel stars Ziyi Zhang as a young smart girl who is sold into service as a professional hostess in the World War Two era in Japan. The film has already nabbed a Best Supporting Actress win for Li Gong from the National Board of Review. The movie was directed by Rob Marshall, who helmed Chicago.... and Chicago was an awesome movie that was made beautiful.

Jennifer Aniston's new movie is out today ! In theaters today .... the romantic comedy "Rumor Has It" with Jennifer Aniston as a woman who takes a trip home to find out that her family may have been the inspiration for a popular book, subsequent film and stage productions of "The Graduate" .... Co starring in this thriller, fun times flick... film, Kevin Costner ( dance's with woves), Shirley MacLaine (who cares), Mark Ruffalo ( ???) and Mena Suvari (hottie).... and that is one hellafied line up ..... I love Kevin Costner and lord only knows Jennifer has always been my fren.....

Aniston is quoted saying to PP .... "50-year-old Kevin Costner has still got it, saying, "He brings a stillness and a sexuality, a sensuality that's paternal in a way. He brings a lot to the character." Kevin is an awesome actor, always has been, always will be. This is going to be my first movie pick too....

Ok, there are a few more movies to tell you about.....

In theaters today ! ! ! ! ! ! a horror thriller... "Wolf Creek," the based in fact tale of three Australian backpackers who run into a sadistic killer.... in the Outback ..... starring in this film, some actors that you might not know yet, John Jarratt, Cassandra Magrath and Andy McPhee.......................

Ok, lastly, I have seen the premier for this film 1000000 times, and I might have even had a nightmare of some evil empire invading my bedroom because of it,,,, i may have even laughed the first 1000 times I saw the woman let the pig in the house, and slam it on the real animal.... I hope like hell that is not the only good part of the movie.... Casanova, is a romantic comedy starring Heath Ledger as the famed 18th century rogue romancer who meets his love match. Co starring are Sienna Miller ( way hot) , Jeremy Irons, Oliver Platt and Lena Olin ( got to hit it ) soooo you might want to look for it .... it is only playing in certain theatres, so you might have to take a drive to see it. I live in Central Cali, and it looks like I have to drive into West Hollywood for it, but I am oging to do it, looks good.

FYI, Ledger fell so much in love with the film's Venice location that he thinks he and fiance Michelle Williams might move there from New York. Ledger says, "I am actually thinking of going to live in Italy. The food and the wine are great there. That's it really. We have a couple of plans (for places in Italy). We have a few places up our sleeves. I would much rather work in Europe than America." yeah yeah, lifestyles of the rich and famous wine drinkers....

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December 22nd , 2005

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booted !

ok .... for once someone got smart and kicked this bitch out of something ..... i think this is funny

This bitch needs an attitude adjustment !

According to In Touch magazine..... A hot hot hot LA nightclub has actually banned Paris Hilton... LAX is a hot club that everyone and there momma wants to be in when they find out who hangs at the club, as a matter of fact, I would call this club one of the hottest clubs in LA. LAX, the club, not the airport, was the home spinning base of DJ AM, better known as Nicole Richie's former fiance - boyfriend - love of her life. The club still has much love for Nicole Richie, so staffers didn't take kindly to Paris badmouthing her former best friend and Simple Life co star.... Word on the streets is that she has been dissin nicole to her sister, Nicky. here is some inside news....... Insiders in the clubbin scene that I am friends with have mentioned she was caught on videotape leaving the club last week shouting, "LAX is the worst club in the world. It's full of D-list celebrities." ...... hmmmmm karma has a way of making her one of them.......... I want to get that video tape and play it with the video of Ashlee simpson telling her fans to suck her toes for autographs..... i think these two little hoes will wear themselves out of this business when people start to see who they really are..... sorry, i just hate reading about celebrities that take there success and use it to hurt others.... it really sux ass to see that, and then spot other artists out there that are good at what they do, and never have the chance to bring something positive out to the world.... ok ok ok they do sell magazines, that is true... so next....

Lindsay Lohan and Keanu Reeves could be teaming up for the 2006. The two stars bumped into each other a few nights ago while dining separately with friends at LA's Chateau Marmont, another hot spot you have to peep if you travel out yonder... . According to the usually reliable gossip columnist Liz Smith, "They made eye contact in the lobby, chatted, complimented each other's work and finally asked the front desk for pen and paper to exchange numbers." Lohan, of course, has reportedly exchanged numbers with everybody from Colin Farrell to Bruce Willis....... DOes this make her a little hoe ish, hmmmm well, I guess that wouldn't surprise me, but whoever ends up with her needs to feed her ass. for real, feed her....

Ryan Seacrest, is getting ready to make it bigger than what it already is....
He's about to help Dick Clark ring in the New Year on ABC, and according to Variety, he is going to be a lot richer in 2006, that is for sure. E! Entertainment Television is about to hand the American Idol host a deal worth "high seven figures" to host its daily E! News show for three years!!! His production company will also be developing series for the cable network. Seacrest, who turns 31 on Christmas Eve, and 31 with a lot of $$$$ ..... So, he will have two weeks to sober up after New Year's before his E! duties kick in, and to top it all off ..... he'll be hosting the network's Golden Globes red carpet show on January 16th... amazing, isn't it !

speaking of money making men in the ent biz,,,, here's a did you know bit.....

Tom Hanks makes 20 million dollars a film, but hey, 400 bucks is 400 bucks. Hanks recently spent about 25 hundred dollars doing some Christmas shopping in London, where he's filming The Da Vinci Code. But he left without picking up his VAT forms, and, since he's not British, allow him to recoup the 17 percent tax. So according to the London Mirror, he personally schlepped back to the store the next day to get them. The paper reports the staff was "amazed" to see the thrifty actor return for the rebate. Lord only knows why, but Tom iz amazing as an actor, so let him keep his cake.

George Clooney ~ Speaking of great actors, if you ever want to meet George Clooney, there are a few places you are guaranteed to see him jumpin.... while I was working at Power 96 in Miami, we would hang on south beach and see him clubbing all the time. If oyu are in the scene to club and you spend a month in Miami, you will definitely bump into him..... Then there is Vegas baby, Vegas, and here is the news on him and Vegas ..... George Clooney's plans to become a Las Vegas real estate mogul may have crapped out, so he might be selling his house there and moving back to LA. He has a three billion dollar Las Ramblas condominium, casino and entertainment project that may get scrapped. If you are into the scene of permits and announcements, then maybe you heard when it was announced with great potential, here's the news... the project... "in trouble and may be scrapped," sources tell columnist Braden Keil. The Oceans 11 star's partners on the pleasure palace included Cindy Crawford's hotel building husband, Rande Gerber...... a lot of upset billionaires....

Ok, remember Back the Future.... you have seen the rides, heard the story, seen the flicks, well it is comign back....

Moviehole has some hot reports and here is one of them, Michael J. Fox could be going back to Back to the Future after 15 years of making money off the first set .... hmmmm i guess he has a few bills to pay and now he is getting his act together. Here is the catch, he, who played "Marty McFly" in three successful journeys from 1985 to 1990, says he's ready to send somebody else into the past, and would rather take over Christopher Lloyd's role as the wacky inventor "Doc.".... poor Doc, loses his place in the future.... Fox, who suffers from Parkinson's disease, tells Moviehole he's in talks for a fourth picture in the series, but he says, "I'm 44 years old now and I'm not interested in running around on skateboards... If they did it again now, they would do it with a younger cast and just do a different realization of it, which would be fun."

Keanu Reeves, who played goalie, was the MVP on his high school hockey team.

Johnny Knoxville took his name from his Tennessee hometown. He was born Phillip John Clapp.

"Donald is a unique person, because he lives in the building he works in, so he doesn't have a commute."

--Donald Trump's, spokeswoman on why the Donald is unaffected by the New York City transit strike, to the New York Daily News.

Hmmmmm maybe he is unique because is is ehhhhhhh a billionaire.... that sure is unique.... i think there is some ass kissing going on at Daily News....

Ok, here is what the critics are saying about the movies you might be wanting to go to, by the way, I am not a fan of critics, but you need to hear them every once in a while to see who is on point....

Newsweek calls Munich, "a superbly taut and well-made thriller that jumps from Geneva to Rome, from Paris to Beirut, from Athens to Brooklyn, each lethal assignment staged with a mastery Hitchcock might envy."

Entertainment Weekly says, "Munich, Steven Spielberg's spectacularly gripping and unsettling new movie, is a grave and haunted film, yet its power lies in its willingness to be a work of brutal excitement."

The Hollywood Reporter calls Munich, "a mesmerizing, richly nuanced inquiry into Israel's revenge of the Munich massacre of its athletes."

The Village Voice says Munich, "is sluggish and repetitive, yet it exerts a certain clinical fascination."

Variety calls Casanova, "a handsome chunk of widescreen entertainment that's as nimble as its rakish hero."

The Hollywood Reporter says of Casanova, "At last, a stylish and sexy comedy for grownups."

The Hollywood Reporter says Rumor Has It, "never gets enough comic traction to take off into what it apparently wants to be: a personal odyssey of self-discovery mixed in with an examination of a genuine American movie classic."

Variety says, "As muddled in most respects as its title, Rumor Has It begins with an intriguing premise but it devolves into a bland romance spiced with too little comedy."

Ebert and Roeper's Richard Roeper gives Rumor Has It a thumbs-up and says, "It's really funny, true stuff."

Variety says Wolf Creek is "scary cinema pushed to the brink of punishment. But there's no question that what it sets out to do, it does alarmingly well."

The Hollywood Reporter says Wolf Creek is, "a story bound to give even the most seasoned thrill seeker nightmares."

The Village Voice says, "The ambitions are so paltry that our response should be too: Wolf Creek is unimaginative, light on the grue and heavy on the faux-serious desperation."

NBC Universal will release two Saturday Night Live Best Of...D-V-Ds on January 24th !!!!! David Spade and Alec Baldwin.

We don't know if it's fair or balanced, but FOX News chief Roger Ailes has signed a new contract worth 30-million dollars to remain with the network for the next five years.

Terrence Malick's The New World debuts on Sunday, but the reclusive director is still at work trimming the film. According to Variety, the final version of the "Poconhontas" picture will be as much as 20 minutes shorter than the 149-minute version screened for critics.

N-B-C is trotting out a new season of The Biggest Loser on January 4th, but this one will have a twist. The Biggest Loser: Special Edition will feature families and engaged couples trying to shed the most pounds.

The O-C is moving from the 8:00 p-m to 9:00 p-m Thursday slot on FOX beginning January 12th. That '70s Show will move in at 8:00.

David Cronenberg's A History of Violence was named best film of the year by the Toronto Film Critics Association. Philip Seymour Hoffman and Laura Linney took acting honors, for Capote and The Squid and the Whale, respectively.

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit will be in video stores on February 7th.

Typhoon, the most expensive Korean film ever made, will be released here by DreamWorks next year. The film, about a modern-day pirate planning an attack on North and South Korea, will be the first Korean feature to be released by a major U-S studio.

Live With Regis and Kelly and The Tony Danza Show earned their best ratings of the season in the week ending December 11th.

A two-disc collector's edition of Oscar-winner Midnight Cowboy, featuring new interviews with stars Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voight, will hit D-V-D stores on February 21st.

Taped segments with original broadcasters "Dandy" Don Meredith and Frank Gifford will be aired before A-B-C's final Monday Night Football game Monday, when the New York Jets host the New England Patriots. The third member of the original team, Howard Cosell, died in 1995.

"Kong," the super-sized star of Peter Jackson's King Kong, is picking up a prize. The big guy will receive the Distinguished Achievement in Performing Arts Award at the January 9th Critics' Choice Awards.

Massachusetts rapper Donnie Carroll, who was the inspiration for Jerry Ferrara's character "Turtle" in the H-B-O series "Entourage," died on Sunday, reportedly of an asthma attack. Carroll, who was known as "Donkey," was 39.

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whoa !!!!
according to Us Weekly.... my future wife fell down the steps... bumped her head, lost her mind, married some other dude, and now..... !!!! Gwen Stefani is pregnant, . The 36 year old singer and her husband Gavin Rossdale are expecting the baby in June ( which will be a doll by the way). Us Weekly quotes Rossdale's father, Douglas, saying, "We are delighted." with great pleasure and happiness.... Stefani's mother, Patti, also confirmed the pregnancy to the magazine with confidence of happiness and support. Rossdale has a 16 year old daughter named Daisy Lowe, from his relationship with fashion designer Pearl Lowe. He discovered he was the father in 2004 after taking a DNA test according to US Weekly as well.

OK, remember the actor on DHW ( ok... Desperate Housewives ) that got fired for apparently showing his wanker to the others.... well Page Kennedy has a record coming out to tell the world his side, if people will listen to it, that is.... the actor fired as "Caleb" on Desperate Housewives....... for supposedly flashing women on the set, is trying to extend his 15 minutes of fame. He's recorded a hip hop track about the incident and In the song, "Hold On," he raps that the flashing claims are "complete lies" and adds, "The media seems to stick together like fat guys and super sized fries." He's shopping the song as we type this outty.... hmmmmm maybe he should hook up with Kevin Weederline ... they are both about to get laughed at by the hip hop heads...... maybe they should do this all together.....................

HO HO HO !!!!!!!!! Michael Jackson is not only trying to stay clear of financial ruin this week, his ex wife has accused him of abducting his own children, and she is taking charge! Debbie Rowe was in a Palm Springs, California courtroom on Monday to file legal papers attempting to force MJ to return the children to the United States. Rowe, the mother of Jackson's two oldest kids, wants the children returned and their passports surrendered. Rowe is reportedly ready to battle Jackson for full custody of the children. The judge did not rule on the motion...... he is just not having a good month...... well now there is more, he is being made the laughing stalk ....... check this outty ...

MJ is in the midst of another wacky year for celebrities that get caught up on another whacky list.... , this year's top celebrity scandal goes to Michael Jackson for that child molestation trial, which ended in his acquittal according to Entertainment Tonight, which has summed up the whole pajama wearing, couch jumping, nanny canoodling year with a list of Top Celebrity Scandals. Lindsay Lohan's year, which included car crashes, the jailing of her dad, her parents' divorce, a couple of celebrity boyfriends, and accusations of an eating disorder comes in at #2. Also making the cut .... the Kate Moss cocaine scandal; Jude Law and that nanny business; Paris Hilton's break ups with Paris Latsis and Nicole Richie; the whole Brad Pitt - Jennifer Aniston mess; the Tom Cruise Katie Holmes weirdness; the two Robert Blake trials; Martha Stewart's poncho- and ankle bracelet wearing legal shenanigans; Paula Abdul's alleged affair with an American Idol loser; and Russell Crowe's mighty phone toss... and I think they left out the weird one..... Martha Stewart..... well she is at least.. getting mentioned in something else...

Her boring show..... Find out who Martha Stewart picks on the two hour season finale of NBC's losing, whack ass show, .... The Apprentice: Martha Stewart will feature the final two tasks, a cast reunion and the live conference room hiring for the 250 thousand dollar a year position to work alongside Stewart and her executives at Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia. Will the winner be Bethenny or Dawna? are you reading this right now thinking, who gives a #&#* ... hmmmmm ok....

I wish I had that song by Boys II Men ( end of the road ) to play while you read this next little blurb....

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson reportedly had a final goodbye meeting at her parents' Encino, California home just hours before she filed divorce paper last Friday. I suppose Jo was there to give out party treats and stuff.... The emotional, one hour meeting resulted in the two agreeing to remain friends and Jessica reportedly preparing to give Nick 50% percent of their marital assets, according to the television show Extra. hmmmmmmm I think she just learned the hard way she was going to lose it anyways through court, and then she knew that Nick was prepared to air out her dirty little laundry with all the rompin she may have been doing, or whatever she was up to that he knew about... so she thought to herself, forget that ish, imma give him half and shut him up.

Here is my 2nd question in all of this, or the 1st one that you know about.... If the two are prepared to supposedly remain "friends," then why is Jessica's PR people dishing the dirty dirt on Lachey? They are taking the offensive in bashing Nick in an attempt to help Jessica's good girl image. Maybe they might want to try making her look like a girl thought??? hmmmm ... The New York Daily News reports that her PR man, Rob Shuter, has been calling every gossip reporter in New York, planting stories about Nick fooling around........ what a jag off. smart if it worked, but what a jag .....

DID YOU KNOW

Charlize Theron's first language is Afrikaans. She learned English watching American TV in South Africa.

The National Association of Theater Owners has asked the federal government to allow the installation of devices that can block cell-phone signals. Can you hear me now?

As a challenge to N-B-C's heavily promoted new Thursday night comedy block, FOX will replace The O-C with hour-long American Idol semi-finals results shows during the last week in February and the first two weeks in March.

Cedric the Entertainer is packing his bags. Fox Searchlight is plotting a sequel to Johnson Family Vacation.

In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, Paradise, an upcoming A-B-C police series that was going to be set in the internal affairs division of the New Orleans police department, has had its setting changed to Miami.

New dad Ben Affleck will play a bail bondsman in Smokin' Aces,' a Las Vegas mob movie co-starring Jeremy Piven, Ryan Reynolds and Alicia Keys.

A pair of Tony winners, Jayne Atkinson and Stephen Spinella, have joined the cast of 24, as a Homeland Security official and her assistant.

A-B-C has added Commander in Chief to its programs available through Apple's I-Tunes.

Fox Filmed Entertainment is launching a new division aimed at teens and young adults. It will be headed by Sideways and Kinsey producer Peter Rice.

86 Ocean Avenue, a sitcom about a group of divorced friends living in the same apartment building, is coming to A-B-C.

Steven Spielberg is attempting to arrange a private screening of his upcoming Munich for members of the Mossad, Israel's secret service, according to Variety.

T-B-S has greenlighted its first original scripted series -- My Boys, a sitcom focusing on the love life of a female sports columnist at a Chicago newspaper -- from producers Gavin Polone and Jamie Tarses.

A collection of vintage Disney animation -- including original sketches, cells and backgrounds from Sleeping Beauty, Bambi, Fantasia and Cinderella -- has turned up in a warehouse at a Japanese university. Disney donated the collection to the National Museum of Modern Art in Tokyo, which gave it to an animation scholar at Chiba University for education and research.

Chen Kaige's kung fu epic, The Promise -- China's submission for a foreign-language Oscar -- has taken in nine-million dollars in its first four days of release, the biggest movie opening in Chinese history.

France's anti-trust regulator has fined Disney's Buena Vista Home Entertainment and three French retailers 17-million dollars for fixing home video prices between 1995 and 1998

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December 20th , 2005

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wow, 4 more days till x mas.....

this is funny..... Since Nick Lachey can't tell his side of the real story first...... in court, he is going to tell it like it is for the world to read, he is gettin ready to air out the closet, and you might get a bone in your mouth as it opens in awww of all the drama that is going to come out of all of this,,,, so here is some more .... Jessica Simpson, as you know has begun divorce proceedings in LA, and perfect timing to steal the thunder from her sister who is in the hospital... citing irreconcilable differences... Nick is reportedly in talks with the Simpson's clan's former friends at OK! magazine who are ready to pay him 300 thousand dollars for his side of the story, which will come in handy over the x-mas holidays. Spies say pal AJ DiScala - who was recently dumped by his client/wife, Jamie Lynn Sigler, approached the magazine on Nick's behalf to let them know he had dirt that needed to be aired out. There is a little more here.... The pair are also allegedly investors in the hot New York club Pacha, which is the spot.. so they say.... . So far they are denying any information on the subject, but Nick wil have a little cash to throw into the pot... and a hot club to meet cuties at. What a deal..... gets rid of ( Chicken by The Sea ) manly girl, and gets paid. He is a true pimp if you think about it. Now that tramp will have to learn how to sing, learn to really act, and then look like a woman if she wants to score another man like Nick, or she can just tour the country, lip sync with her sister, and make money selling autographs for toe sucking pleasures.... Ashlee has that down pretty damn tight.

ok, next, more Britney drama.... I suppose this is a way to make some cash now that federweed is back spending again...Britney Spears sued Us Weekly for libel Monday. According to the filing, an item the magazine published in October that claimed she and husband Kevin Federline were really concerned that a 2004 sex tape of the couple might be publicly circulated was completely made up. The action, filed in Los Angeles, puts the price of the magazine's alleged mistake at 10 million dollars... you know that is someone's whole entire ass... someone is sitting at home thinking " WTF was I thinkin.... ! They are probably thinking, " now I know how dumb Russel Crowe feels about the phone incident..... people just do dumb things...

Soooo you didn't see Ashlee , you didn't see Bo Bice either, something is up in Vegas, but The Goo Goo Dolls are happy... they were filling in for Ashlee, or for Bo, who got sick and is now in the hospital himself.... I can just imagine how that went down... Bo was sitting around thinking, haha that dumb ass girl got all bent and sick just thinking about how she was oging to have to sing live, so she bailed out claiming she was sick, then he laughed it up with his little homies, and then god said, ok bitch, and tossed him something fierce.... that is called karma, we'll never know what the real deal is, but I know this, The Goo Goo Dolls were happy to be on the bill, although they must not feel so lovely that they were like 5th choice.... at least the song Better Days took on a whole new meaning as they played it....

since were on the whole vegas tip....

The rumor mill is getting a little MILLY.... supposedly, Nicole Kidman and country star Keith Urban have gotten hitched, but Keith's people tell us the rumor mill is spinning in the wrong direction. Keith's camp flat out tells us these reports are not true. Yesterday's speculation surrounded the Radio Music Awards, with Star magazine reporting that the couple flew into Las Vegas to attend the awards with Nicole's mother and other family members, leading to speculation of a quickie Vegas wedding. The previous day's rumor was the couple would be getting married on New Year's Eve in Fiji... so i suppose if they go into a gay club on accident, trip, fall, hurt a leg, and limp out, the rumor mill will spit out that Keith is gay, got hit on by Clay Aiken who was DJ'n, and they hit each other off while Clay's dancers did the tango around Nicole... WTF ! ok, i think people just like to jUMP to conclusions way too fast on this stuff....

speaking of marriage minds....

Orlando Bloom went picked up another gold ring in London last week, this one is an engagement ring for longtime girlfriend Kate Bosworth. According to London's Sun, when the dust settled, the 22 year old American actress wound up with a rock worth more than 100 thousand dollars to go along with a marriage proposal from the 28 year old "Legolas Greenleaf." Interesting how dust always means something a little more expensive then usual.... hmmm I bet she was holding out on him too, for $100,000 it is more than just a ring... I mean, it is golden, ehhh not the ring, but it is golden....

My favorite movie buff Quentin Tarantino will be having a very Quentin Christmas. He explains it best, "This year I'm going to have a really fun way of celebrating it. On The Encore Channel on Christmas day ...they're showing all of my movies as an entire marathon. They're calling it "A Very Quentin Christmas" and Michael Madsen is hosting it sort of like a Bing Crosby Christmas special, that is gonna be hOT... Then he adds, "I've actually never seen all of my movies one after another so I'm kind of looking forward to it."

GET THIS from the New York Post and about 100 sites on the net that are a day away from telling you.... If you were in New York's Soho Grand Hotel last week and you thought you saw Denis Leary sliding naked down a pole, you can chalk that up as some serious naked pole on pole dancing.... . According to the New York Post, the cast of Rescue Me decided to end their Christmas party with too much vodka and a little Truth or Dare ! Way heavy on the dares! like co star Callie Thorne slapping her bare titis on the bar, co star Daniel Sunjata flashing on-coming traffic and Leary joining the writers in on the fun.... and getting caught by the Post....

If your a fan of some comedy, you'll be happy to know that Jim Carrey still does it all .... . the 43 year old actor does his own pratfalls in the big screen comedy Fun With Dick and Jane which opens tomorrow.... . He laughs, "I'm a Capricorn-Aquarius cusp, man. I'm better in the second half. Better in the second half. I keep myself in shape and I feel good. I can do some crazy stuff. Nothing is too brittle yet. My bones aren't porous at this point, I don't think." then he talked about the movie a little bit.. "It is odd to remake a movie when the original was made in 1977. It's pretty early, but I think it is more relevant now than it was then because of Enron and all of the corporate scams that have gone on and all of the people who have been affected by that, so I just thought it was a perfect idea."

As a high school student, Kate Bosworth was a member of the National Honor Society.

Drew Barrymore, at age seven, was the youngest person to host Saturday Night Live.

Bernie Mac recalls, "We used to get the catalogs and before Thanksgiving we'd look in the catalogs and mark down what we wanted for Christmas. One year my mother kept telling me that it was a bad time and I wasn't getting anything. She said that to me in the past as a little boy but I always knew I was going to get something but this one particular time she was so convincing...that Christmas morning we didn't have anything. My mother did a good job. She hid [the presents] in the church. That was one of the best Christmases of my life because I didn't expect to get anything."

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, "It's the happiest time, especially for me, not having too much when I was younger and those were our Christmases. Now you realize that the joy of Christmas is about kids and watching them go crazy and tiring themselves out by opening the presents. It's a good time for me. Years ago I was in a completely different situation than now and I'm very fortunate, so bring on the Christmas."

Marie Osmond , "'Oh Holy Night' is my favorite song, without a doubt. I love what it says. It's the true meaning of Christmas. It lyrically is beautiful and it says what I think Christmas is about."

Drew Barrymore, "So early I had to be so logical when I was a kid about stuff, so really early I knew there was no Santa Claus. But it didn't really hurt Christmas for me and it hasn't now, so that's good. And I'm very emotional even though I've had to be logical, so its all good .... Santa rules."

NBC Universal has sold nearly 90 percent of its ad time for the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino, Italy.

Steve Buscemi and Sienna Miller will star in, and Buscemi will direct, an English-language remake of Interview, a movie by murdered Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh about a psychological struggle between a washed-up journalist and a soap-opera actress.

The cable channel G-4 is in talks to acquire syndication rights to the original Star Trek series and Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Starting next week, the Nielsen ratings people will include what people record on their D-V-R's in their tabulations.

TV Land has a slate of original programming in the works, including a Doctor Phil-type advice show starring Mister T, a revival of Mister Magoo and a panel show called Jump the Shark, a spin-off of the popular website chronicling the moment specific TV series began to go into the toilet.

Battlestar Galactica executive producer Ronald D. Moore has signed a deal with N-B-C Universal Television Studios to create and develop shows, with an emphasis on sci-fi projects.

Fox Searchlight will distribute Fast Food Nation, director Richard Linklater's take on the Eric Schlosser's best-seller about the evils of McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King. It stars Patricia Arquette, Bobby Cannavale, Ethan Hawke, Greg Kinnear and Wilmer Valderrama.

The music channel Fuse has green lighted its first original animated series ... Empire Square, centered on three foul-mouthed characters chasing music superstardom.

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December 19th , 2005

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WOW ~ it was a refreshing weekend .... alot of craziness getting through the crazy shoppers, but it was well eorth it, sleeping 8 hours a day on the weekend is worth all the work i have to do during the week..... I also got a chance to hear a message from my son Zia, and that made my whole week... it is messages like this that make your life worth living. CLICK HERE and listen.....

OK, for all you desperate housewives out there that watch the show religiously, I am going to open up Hollywood Styles with information you won't hear anywhere else but hear and in LA ....... get this.... Mark Moses who Plays the creepy dude, Paul Young.... well he is back creepy and killing.... the one who hooks up with the hotties on and off the set! Well, what kept him from going gay was something that happened to him when he was a kid, and it is hilarious.... if oyu want to hear it yourself,

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OK, there is a live DID YHA KNOW from our crazy ass morning show.... and if you don't know already it is Jamie, Jack, and Stench

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Ok, this past weekend was a wild movie weekend, and as you know, King Kong was the most talked about.....

Tonight's Holiday special ! ! ! ! !

Lifetime airs the made for TV movie His and Her Christmas with Paula Devicq and David Sutcliffe as journalists who write Christmas columns for rival newspapers and fall in love at first sight.

VH1 gets into the Hanukkah spirit with So Jewtastic, a one hour show that looks at the trendy rise of Kabbalah, new hip Jews in Hollywood, Jews and hip-hop, Jews and heavy metal and the domination of Jews in comedy.

And Comedy Central airs Denis Leary's Merry F'in Christmas, an irreverent look at the holidays with Chris Elliot, Charlie Murphy, Carmen Electra and William Shatner. so settle in with kids and enjoy......

Kong was king of the weekend box office, but not as impressive as people thought. Director Peter Jackson's remake of the classic King Kong, and the follow-up to his Lord of the Ring's blockbuster trilogy, hauled in 50.1 mil dollars over the weekend, and 66.2 million since being released on Wednesday, a respectable amount, but unimpressive by today's blockbuster standards. Just look at Harry Potter's take.... and then you might get an idea as to what these poeple in Hollywood were hoping.

Last weekend's number one movie, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe took in 65.5 million dollars in its first three days of release and it has since slipped to second place.

The fantasy film made 31.2 million dollars over the weekend, raising its 10 day total to 112.5 million.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Diane Keaton and Luke Wilson.star in the only other film to debut in the Top 5, The Family Stone, earning 12.7 million dollars for third place. The comic drama stars

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was fourth with 5.9 million dollars, taking its total to 252 million over five weeks.

Syriana, The political thriller had another strong weekend, earning another 5.5 million dollars for fifth place.

Brokeback Mountain, starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall as gay sheepherders in love, entered the Top 10. The drama, which leads the Golden Globes with seven nominations, earned 2.4 million dollars in only 69 theaters. That is remarkable by the way, this movie needs to be shown in more theatres....

So there you go, there are a lot of new mvies opening up soon, I suppose i will write on them soon so you have an idea as to what is out there and what to expect....

Jessica Simpson officially filed for divorce from hubby Nick Lachey Friday in Los Angeles, using her stance as irreconcilable differences. The couple announced their separation last month following almost three years of marriage. They had no pre nup ( whoops Jessica.... ), and Simpson, who out shined Lachey's star power during the course of their marriage, is requesting the court not to grant Lachey spousal support. HAHAHAH ( cali law is strict, and this aint holding up, that bitch needs to study Tom Cruises triumph ) .... anyways, Lachey was a member of the boy band 98 Degrees, for those of you who don't remember, that is how the two met.. He got with Jessica when she was the lesser of the two in earning, and thus, she had no quams with not having a pre nup.... it was true love to her. She is seven years his junior, and in a whirlwind courtship that will be funny to watch unfold. The couple shot to greater fame starring in the MTV reality show Newlyweds, which is what truely made Jessica Simpson the famous one she is now. I am sure that Nick will use that in his defense, that if the two weren't married, there never would have been a Newly Weds, cuz that bitch wouldn't have been newly wed.... thus, there never would have been a famous Jessica Simpson.... and he will get half. hahahahahah ! thanks to Glen Weisman from pp for the info.... sorry, but I don't like women like her that don't give credit where it is due, Nick helped her become her, just the opposite of most scenarios in Hollywood, and now she is trying to ... NOT want to play fair. tuff bananas tramp, maybe you should have put them boots on for walking earlier.... hhahahahahah NICK gets half ! hahahah s my prediction,.....

Nicolas Cage's son and his son's diaper have something in common..... hmmmmmmmm

Tom Cruise doesn't have an Oscar, but he does have a Stinkiest Diaper of the Year Award straight from the diapers mouth.... !BabyTalk magazine's annual shi&&y honors are given to celebrities deemed "anti mom." and they have hooked Tom up with a nice filthy award that smells fishier than the marriage he is claiming to want. Tom was picked for his criticism of women who take anti depressants to treat post partum depression, and women all over the US are in aggreement, especially those that are on the medications. Nicolas Cage picked up a Stinking Diaper for naming his new son Kal El, "Superman"'s name on Krypton. Among the other celebrities dunned with dirty diapers ( ehhh either way, that kid and his diaper have something in common, they will be both be loaded at the end of the day ! ).... Jude Law got a diaper hmmmm , for sleeping with his kids' nanny (hahaha); Barbara Walters got one, for complaining about sitting next to a nursing mother on a plane; and Bill Maher for saying that pregnant women aren't sexy.

There is more Tom.......

So people ....... Where do you take your fiancee for her birthday when she's 16 years younger than you, and preggo? If you're Mr. Tom Cruise, you take her to a toy store. On Thursday, three days before Katie Holmes turned 27, Tom, Katie, their unborn child and pals partied after hours at New York's FAO Schwartz. After eating cupcakes with the stuffed animals in the closed toy store, Tom, Katie and company went ice skating in the rain at Central Park ( that is actually hot ). The pregnant Katie became exhausted after a half hour, but her Scientologist fiance kept twirling on the ice until the wee hours of Friday morning.... well that beats couch jumping huh ??? He needs to twirl for a few months, and maybe he will twirl his mental state to normal.......

If your wondering where this all started, Lee has the hook up and here it is.....

Tom Cruise turned to Scientology's Top Gun at a 50 acre California desert compound that includes a mansion built for the eventual return to Earth of founder L. Ron Hubbard, who died in 1986. According to the LA Times, Cruise studied Scientology at the Gilman Hot Springs compound in the late '80s and early '90s. Bruce Hines, who left the cult group in 2001, tells the paper, "I was there for eight years and nobody stayed long at all, except for Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman during that period." ( hmmmm a little fishy huh ? I wonder how messed up she is in all of this ) Another former resident said that Cruise had "a special staff to prepare his meals, do his laundry and handle a variety of other tasks," including "planting a meadow of wildflowers for Cruise to walk through with his new love, Kidman." ( ok, i suppose his study of Scientology isn't 100% accurate, it must allow divorce, so it is not as demanding as the Bible, just thought I would point that out )
Last year, Scientology's most powerful leader, David Miscavige, called Cruise "the most dedicated Scientologist I know." A Scientology spokesman admits Cruise and Miscavige are "the best of friends." hmmm i bet they are both jumping on couches together...... sick .....

Since we are kind of on the subject of Nicole Kidman.....

Nicole Kidman's publicist still insists that she and Keith Urban are not engaged and not expecting a baby, but that doesn't stop that old rumor mill. The latest rumor has the Oscar winner and the CMA Entertainer of the Year tying the knot at a resort in Fiji on New Year's Eve. Fiji has been a favorite Kidman vacation spot since her Tom Cruise days... if she does get preggo, I wonder if she is going to be all Scientology too, I mean, they did warp there minds together back in them there Tom Cruise days....

special thanks to Lee Jeske of pp for his info

According to FOX News, Mr touchy, Michael Jackson is a day away from officially going broke, . On Tuesday, he will reportedly be declared officially in default on loans of 270 million dollars, ( hmm with all these over dose rumors, I can see it, that would make anyone want to OD on something) This could result in him losing his publishing company, his share of the publishing company that controls The Beatles' catalog, and, eventually, Neverland Ranch. Jacko has one day, as of today, to try to figure out a solution to the impending financial calamity.... Whatever happens, karma is a bitch...... if he is really guilty of touching them lil boys, this will prove to be a disasteros day in $ for Mr touchy....

Here is a dude that is going straight to jail.....

An arrest warrant has been issued for a photographer who apparently struck a 5 yr old kid with his camera while trying to take pictures of Reese Witherspoon and her children at Disneyland. Todd Kevin Wallace, who faces six misdemeanor charges for the September incident, allegedly left one kid injured and a whole group of other kids in tears...Wel this idiot failed to show up for a bail hearing on Friday. The hearing was set after Wallace was arrested earlier this month for shoplifting from an electronics store..... Hmmmm cali law is going to tear this dude up..... they don't play here in Cali....

OK, here is the Simpson drama !

Apparently, after making 20 kids suck her toes, Ashlee Simpson was hospitalized for a stuck toe in a kids mouth, her big toe.... ( just kidding ) although that would be funny if it were true.... OK, so here is the real deal,.Thursday after collapsing during a TV appearance in Japan, Ashlee was hospitalized. The singer was in Asia promoting her latest album, I Am Me, the album that is sucking here in the US.... . She collapsed in an elevator after performing on MTV Japan and was rushed to a hospital. She has canceled her scheduled appearance during tonight's Radio Music Awards in Las Vegas. Bo Bice will replace her. but Bo will actually perform live and save the voice tracks for Ashlee if she ever hits the charts with another some poeple want to hear...... :(

Britney Spears has decided to make up with husband Kevin Federline, and baby Sean Preston may be the reason. Britney booted Kevin out of their Malibu mansion shortly after Thanksgiving after catching him hanging out with his pot smoking friends. But friends say Brit doesn't want to be a single mom over the holidays. Hmmmmm so maybe this is a good way to (not) be single... that sounds so whack, all she has to do is run an add in some LA mag, and she could be filled with guys to be with her, damn, all she has to do is call one of her ex's like, Justin, he's moon walk to wherever she was....

A source tells Star magazine, "She wants to make Sean's first Christmas perfect, and that means having his daddy in the house." Kevin reportedly called his wife and begged to be taken back, and has promised to help around the house and with the baby. But how long will his change of heart last? well, hopefully longer than round 2, and hopefully longer than it took for the whole country to laugh at his new tracks he is trying to put out..... that means, 12 seconds, maybe 15 ......

Speaking of Justin Timberlake....

Justin Timberlake isn't trying to sing or dance in his upcoming film Black Snake Moan. Director Craig Brewer tells IGN FilmForce that as far as he's concerned, Justin is just one heck of an actor. (Lets hope so, or he'll have to fend for his wanna be Michael Jackson shi* ) He says, Justin gives a terrific acting performance. He's really someone that I've always wanted to work with. He's done a fantastic job on my movie. I'm really excited that we're working together now." The movie, about an old bluesman played by Samuel L. Jackson who befriends the town trick (Christina Ricci), and features Justin as Christina's boyfriend, a member of the National Guard who's about to be sent to Iraq. Having completed principal photography, Brewer is editing the picture in Los Angeles. Black Snake Moan should be out next year.... Justin wil be moonwalking into hella roles if this one takes off !

We'll see how well Justin really does when his movie hits, until then... how about some info on some actors that are doing it with a little comedy.... and there earlier days....

Jim Carrey recalls, "I played at LA's The Comedy Store for 12 years and even got some wild standing ovations every night, and yet I couldn't find my picture anywhere on the wall. Everybody had their picture up and I couldn't find my picture anywhere, ever, and yet I was the one they were coming back to see." hmmm that is called hard core ego busting, but he made it all happen....

Now she's a parent to a child with Heath Ledger, but Michelle Williams recalls her teen days on Dawson's Creek. She says, "It feels like another lifetime and it was. It was my young adulthood, and I'm squarely, smack in the middle of my adulthood now. I don't think about it a lot anymore. I had to think about it so much while I was involved in it that I've really just let myself be free of it."

Comic Howie Mandel, host of the new NBC game show Deal or No Deal, tells us, "I didn't want to be a comic. This is 180 degrees from where I ever imagined I'd be. I owned carpet stores."

it's funny to let you in on what was really on there minds.... too funny huh ??? ok Premiere Prep, or Kelly 95.3 prep service hooks us up with the same info ... and better than the info you get in the Hollywood Reporter, because you don't have to get up off that ass and go snag it from the corner stroller.... so enjoy today's reports from Hollywood.... right after a little trivia session......

Reese Witherspoon will play a new mom convinced the evil spirit of the Bell Witch is planning to hurt her son in Our Family Troubles, from Universal.

Bruce Willis will play a radio host affected by a brutal crime in Morgan's Summit, to be written and directed by Tom Schulman, who won an Oscar for his screenplay to Dead Poets Society.

Get ready for two food fights in March. On March 15th, Bravo premieres the culinary competition Top Chef. Four nights later, the Food Network debuts the second season of The Next Food Network Star.

Kate Beckinsale will play a small-town waitress in a tumultuous relationship with her estranged husband, played by Sam Rockwell, in Snow Angels, an indie drama from director David Gordon Green.

Columnist Robert Novak, who has been in the headlines for his column sparking the CIA leak case and abruptly storming off a CNN set earlier this year, is leaving CNN for the FOX News Channel. He starts his new job next month.

National Treasure director Jon Turteltaub has signed a three-for-one pilot deal with CBS. One show is Suspect Behavior, described as a "how-dunnit" because the killer and his murder victim will be identified up front.

Our Father, a comedy based on a story by the late John Candy, about a priest transferred from Beverly Hills to Detroit, is in development from Mandalay and Prelude Pictures.

Lisa Kudrow's production company has three small-screen series in development, a comedy from King of Queens writer Chris Downey for FOX, a romantic half-hour from married novelists Rick Marin and Ilene Rosenzweig for C-B-S, and a drama by Daisy Mayer, who wrote the big-screen comedy Party Girl, for UPN.

Undercover Brother director Malcolm D. Lee will helm The Better Man, a feature about a successful comedian who reluctantly moves from L-A to the South to be closer to his family.

Super Size Me director Morgan Spurlock will direct a documentary based on the best-seller The Republican War on Science, exploring the Bush administration's stances on such scientific topics as stem-cell research, climate change and sex education.

Documentary director Kevin Burns is quickly working on Look Up in the Sky: The Amazing Story of Superman, a feature-length documentary targeting a theatrical release to tie-in to next summer's bow of Superman Returns. Superman Returns director Bryan Singer is co-executive producing the documentary with Burns.

Former Friends star Matthew Perry just sold a Beverly Hills house he bought in 1999 for three-point-two-million dollars for a healthy six-point-one million.

The complete first season of Growing Pains will hit D-V-D stores on February 7th.

Sacha Baron Cohen, the comic best known as "Ali G," will star in Curly Oxide and Vic Thrill, a fact-based feature about a Hasidic Jew and veteran rock musician who form a band. The script is by Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey.

John Landis will direct The Missionary Position, a comedy about a hardened criminal who disguises himself as a missionary to evade police.

The Darkness is the latest comic book about to get the big-screen transformation.

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Kelly Clarkson is in Blender, and she looks good. .
Kelly has done great with her latest cd this year.
She has had a song in either the top 10 or top 20 for an entire year.
That hasn't been done in a long time... like almost 5 years....

on a lighter note, she is in New York hanging out with Z-100 for something hot.....

PatriciaCornwell.com has some drama for Tom Cruise..... ! ! ! One of the world's biggest selling authors, mystery writer Patricia Cornwell, has fired a verbal missile at one of the world's leading actors, Tom Cruise. On her website, Cornwell has blasted the Scientologist's vehement anti psychiatry stance, saying it could potentially lead to kids killing themselves. She says at www.PatriciaCornwell.com, "There's going to be some poor little girl or boy out there that hero worships this megastar actor, who decides, 'I'm not going to take my anti depressant anymore, because Tom Cruise says I don't need drugs... And that little kid's going to commit suicide." Cornwell boldly calls Cruise "irresponsible and ignorant" and also adds, "I hate to say this, but I can't watch his movies anymore."

Get ready for the war. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have basically declared all out war against each other. It all started when Angelina Jolie sent Jennifer a letter basically saying she cant wait to run into someday. She was being nice from what I understand. Jennifer didn’t respond, and that ticked Brad Pitt off. He then started sending her tons of emails talking down to her, about the one and only Vince Vaughan. Stay tuned for more on that.

Federweeder line is a PIMP

Britney Spears' people are saying NO to reports that an explicit videotape of her and hubby Kevin Federline is making the rounds on the internet.... could it all be an internet hoax to make $$$$ . According to the New York Daily News, her rep says, "There has never been a sex tape."

In Touch reports that Federline has demanded no less than 125 million dollars to split with Britney. He reportedly told the German tabloid Bild, "I have to get protection." But once again, Spears' rep says, "Kevin never gave an interview to anybody. There is no talk of divorce." hahahah that dude is just waiting to get PAID ! you have to admit he played that one tight.. that is called tight work.... roll in her car, spend her money, hit her off a few times, and then party in Vegas until she divorces him, in which he gets half of 100+ million..... that is called heavy pimpin ~

Lindsay Lohan has a new best pal, ( good, now she can take this girl out to an all you can eat buffet and help her gain some weight ) alleged cocaine freak Kate Moss... that little twig girl... . Lindsay always called the 31 year old Moss one of her idols, was recently out on the town having lunch with the supermodel at the chic Beverly Hills eatery Mr. Chow. Moss ( expensive), who recently spent a month in an Arizona rehab facility following the publication of photos of her seemingly snorting up a HUGE mound of cocaine in a British recording studio, needs all the friends she can get in America. According to British newspapers, she's not going home to England for awhile to avoid a possible drug charge.... call that a smart move..... Actually there might be some underlining circumstances here we are all overlooking..... remember the weight Lindsay had to gain for her new role she is working on ???? here is a hint pic ....

here she is on the set of her new movie... " Bobby" about the assassination of RFK ....

so my take on this... Lindsay is chummin up to Kate for a good hook up to lose this stuff in her little trunk..... hmmmmBTW.... Lindsay Lohan’s CD isn’t gonna do so hot. It’s gonna debut around number 20 and next week, it will probably disappear all together. m

Dave Chappelle says " sue me bitch! NOW he has more troubles ... his ex-manager said " ahhight" and now he is suing him for more than 750 thousand dollars. Mustafa Abuelhija claims he was hired to manage the wayward comic last September, although he admits the deal was "never reduced to writing." Before he says he was abruptly fired in June, Abuelhija claims he helped negotiate about 10 million dollars worth of deals for Chappelle, and apparently didn't negotiate a raise or extra cheese for himself. In his court filing, the spurned manager shines a light on how much of Comedy Central's money Chappelle is walking around with, claiming the network handed him a 4.5 million dollar "non-refundable up-front payment." hmmmm !

and lastly, thank god your not this girl.... for real.....The star of Lost has been found a little drunk... by Hawaii traffic control. Michelle Rodriguez settled two traffic cases this week, paying 357 dollars for doing 83 miles an hour in a 55 miles-per-hour zone and another 300 dollars for going 90 in a 35 mph zone. Earlier this year, she shelled out 197 dollars for doing 80 in a 50 zone. But she isn't done, there is more for mrs. lost.... on December 29th, she'll be back in court on the more serious charge of drunk driving. She won't be alone, her Lost co star Cynthia Watros, who was picked up in a separate DWI the same night earlier this month, will also be facing the music to. Well at least they can get jail cells near each other and talk about movies and stuff while they are locked up....

Jenna Jameson
just bought a strip joint in Arizona.... yayyy a new spot to hang... ok ok ok
The club is being protested by a bunch of tight wads that are holding them signs......
but the stripers are at the court house doing there own protesting....

the club is in a tight spot in Scottsdale to. When I lived there, the nick name people in Tempe had for this part of Scottsdale was ... Snottsdale.... it is in a real nice spot.

ok, now look closely at the next picture....

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hmmmm and who is this skinny little boney girl????

Monday Gossip

Angelina Jolie
and Jenny Shimizu have come out of the dirty air....
Jenny has done a film with Angelina, but more so, she is Angelina Jolie's long time lesbian lover. She is now speaking out for the first time because Angelina gave her the boot...
She has said that her romance with Angelina has lasted for 10 years and it will never stop, but
not according to Angelina..... who is turning a new leaf......
Jenny also says, "I've never kissed anyone with a bigger mouth than Angelina. It's like two warm water beds, a warm, mushy, beautiful thing."

hmmmmm I wonder how Brad feels about all of this, i bet he just wants to watch....

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Gisele Bundchen in in this body paint....
Imagine how long it had to take to put that body paint on.
And more than that, imagine having someone being that close to all the ins and outs
of your body! or jut imagine her body..... hmmmmmm

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Ashlee Simpson
on the January 2006 cover of Cosmo. They did a big interview with her so make sure you pick up the magazine. She talks about still being in love with Ryan Cabrera and she also gets into the drama she has been going through in life..... maybe there is an apology in there to her fans that she tried to make suck her feet for autographs.... hmmmm

Jennifer Love Hewitt with that much cleavage.... hmmm

Kelly Osbourne looking mighty .... ehhhhh , damn, i can't think of anything nice here at all ... sorry

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Just a last minute shot of Paris Hilton looking better than anything i have ever seen her in......

Paris Hilton has made a peace offering to Nicole Richie. She commented on Nicole’s recent break up, “I feel so bad for her, its terrible to be alone during the holidays. I really miss her and want to be friends again.” Nicole’s response, “Paris just wants to gloat about how great her life is. She knows exactly what she can do with her sympathy.”

Michelle Rodriguez got her first driver's license to film the car chase sequences in The Fast and the Furious.

Tom Cruise gave money to Hillary Clinton's successful 2000 New York senatorial campaign.

Arrested Development might not bite the dust after all. Showtime is in talks with 20th Century Fox about picking up the cult comedy, which was recently cancelled by FOX.

The Writers Guild of America announced its first nominations for awards for writing episodic TV series yesterday. Up for best drama Deadwood, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Six Feet Under and The West Wing. Competing for best comedy -- Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, My Name Is Earl and The Office. Nominated for best new series, Everybody Hates Chris, Grey's Anatomy, My Name Is Earl, The Office and Rome.

The WB is developing a pair of supernatural series - Pretty Little Liars, about four teenaged girls haunted by a missing friend, and Midnighters, about teens with access to a 25th hour of the day.

ABC will air the 33rd annual Daytime Emmys live from the Shrine Theater in Hollywood on April 28th. It's the first time the awards show will air from Tinseltown.

Monster producer Mark Damon is developing an eight-hour miniseries based on Leo Tolstoy's epic novel War and Peace.

Jamie Foxx will produce, and likely to star in, Paramount Pictures' adaptation of the novel Blood on the Leaves. The Oscar-winner would play a D-A prosecuting a black history professor on trial for the murders of whites accused of crimes against blacks during the civil rights era.

Desire, an English-language stab at those popular Latin American-type telenovelas, is coming from 20th Century Television.

A reality series following three of Michael Jackson's nephews as they attempt to re-launch a music career is being shopped by music producer Cory Rooney. The Jacko nephews, sons of Tito's, briefly performed as 3-T a decade ago.

The son of famed legendary Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki will make his directorial debut next year, with an animated film based on the Earthsea fantasy novels by American author Ursula Le Guin.

Adult Video News, a porn biz trade magazine, claims that sex movies generate 40-percent of cable's video-on-demand revenue, for a voluptuous 800-million dollars a year.

Marc Hoaglin, a former MGM employee has pleaded guilty to putting a copy of Star Wars: Episode Three - Revenge of the Sith on the Internet a day before it opened. He faces up to three years in jail.

Disney has patented a device that will enable kids to download short segments of movies each time they get, say, a McDonald's Happy Meal. Serial eaters would end up with a whole movie.

Hugh Jackman will produce and star in Fed X, as an F-B-I agent who bonds with the criminal he's sent to Miami to pick up.

Disney is shooting its first Chinese-language film, The Secret of the Magic Gourd, based on a classic children's book. The film is being shot in Hangzhou should be in theaters in China next year.

Josh Hartnett, John Malkovich, Ellen Barkin, Alison Lohman and Tom Waits are set to star in Texas Lullaby, indie film based on Shakespeare's Hamlet.

The Travel Channel will launch a reality series following students at a flight attendant school.

College student Scott Beck, who won M-T-V-U's Best Film on Campus contest, has signed a development deal with M-T-V Films.

Alan Bergman, who was serving as executive V-P and chief financial officer of the Disney Studios, has been upped to chairman.

Louis J. Horvitz will direct the 78th AnnualAcademy Awards telecast, his 10th time helming the show.

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December 14th , 2005

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Breaking News

ok here is the news that just came in ...... here you go ..... Downtown LA bomb scare at the California Mart at 9:30 this morning .... we are getting the information and we will drop it like it's hot as we get the info.....

Brad Pitt wants to bitch slap Jennifer Anniston to another planet and backk... He is fed up with his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston, crying on the shoulder of his mom, Jane Pitt. Star magazine has the scoop.... Jen called her former mother-in-law after she found out that Brad was planning to adopt Angelina Jolie's kids, and when the mother confirmed the story, Jen's "tears started gushing." According to the Star, Brad went "ballistic" when he found out that Jen, who hardly speaks to her own mother, was calling his mother and "told his mom not to speak to Jennifer anymore." I wonder how that is gonna work.... Mothers always fall for that x stuff....

ok, star reporting has a lot more to offer than the Brad Pitt stuff....

Nicole Richie ... hmmm someone needs to feed this twig trick, for real.... make her eat... Sources say she and fiance DJ AM broke up last week because Adam thought Nicole was doing something to suppress her appetite, if you know what I am sayin.... , and he couldn't take her scarily skinny figure, neither could a ghost.... along with her non stop partying.... she looks like a twig off a tree in a skirt sippin beers at parties.... she looks god awful.... Friends say the relationship might be saved if Nicole cleans up her act and eats some food. I guess it's over, that girl can't get anything together.......

Jessica Simpson was asked to cover up her breasts at a Christian concert in Cincinnati last week! The star, who usually gets praise for her bod, got boos from the audience when she performed with a low cut shirt. The next night, she performed in a suit jacket! I'll bet father Joe was disappointed, hahahah that backstage parent / manager is a little out there....

Is Lindsay Lohan headed for a breakdown? Sources say that between her close friend's recent death, breakup from Jared Leto, and missing her imprisoned dad, Lindsay is falling apart. And she's making other stars mad -- she canceled an appearance last minute on Regis and Kelly last week, and Regis was fuming! Can this girl live without drama?

Were you watching Pamela Anderson get down on Monday night ??? Well according to the networks, Pam Anderson is too hot for TV...at least for the folks at NBC. The network pulled Pam's pole dancing to "The Bitch Is Back" from Monday's Elton John special, The Red Piano, because they "believed the content was not appropriate for 8:00 p-m 7:00 p-m Central Time, and decided to pull the song from the special." Pam's yet to lash out at NBC, but you can be sure her friends at FOX will eventually have some kind words for the folks at the rival network. I think she should just keep her trap shut....

Spidey is getting caught in his own little web

Tobey Maguire has had a fire lit under him after seeing his kicking it friend Leonardo DiCaprio get dumped by supermodel Gisele Bundchen after five years of dating. According to Star magazine, the Spider Man star is "finally ready to pop the question to his public relations exec girlfriend, Jennifer Meyer," after two years together. A so called pal says the 30-year-old Maguire plans to walk down the aisle with the 28-year-old daughter of the president of Universal Studios "in the coming year." wow, that is a pretty good catch for Spidey ~ what a web .....

Another bad list

Star magazine is getting another list together..... this one is a list of the 10 Tackiest Couples of 2005 ! those who lacked style and good taste, kinda like Paris Hilton and Ashlee Simpson's whole career.... whoops sorry.. ok, let me just give you the details. . Topping the charts/// is none other than the poster children of "exhaustion," Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. Star cites their reality series, Being Bobby Brown, Whitney's constipation and her make up tips are horrid.... including smearing hemorrhoid cream under her eyes to reduce puffiness... what ! as in WTF ???? go figure... They don't even belong on a list, they are so far gone, they belong on a list of couples to NEVER live by, as a matter of fact, my prediction is that they will both end up in jail together fighting jail-mates for cigs, he will pimp her ass for better jail food, and she will sing for extra tips to use to buy jail weed... together they make out like a true real life black version of a drugged out Bonnie and Clyde....

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes came in at number two (2)... go figure, they really don't look as bad as Brit and K Weed.... who should be #1 on a billboard.... Brit and K weed checked in at number three (3) though... I still say they should have been #1..with stripes.... ... Rounding out the Top 10 are Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielsen at number four (4), Jude Law and Sienna Miller at number five (5), Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson at number six (6) go figure, they look cool together, Ice T and Coco at number-seven, Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler at number eight (8), Paris Hilton and her Greek shipping heirs at number nine (9), and Star Jones and Al Reynolds at number 10. I am not so sure I am a fan of Star Magazine after this list... hey need to re think this list out... it is a little off..... Paris alone with that damn nasty little dog should be in the top 5.... horrible ....

Before his acting career took off, Brad Pitt worked in a chicken suit to push the chain El Pollo Loco.

"They're doing a job, we're doing a job. We can respect that. But there needs to just be some boundaries, that's all."

In theaters Wednesday is the re make of the classic King Kong, with Naomi Watts stepping into the role of the damsel-in-distress who tames the savage beast found on the remote Skull Island. Co-starring are Jack Black as a maniacal film director who brings the big ape from his tropical home to New York City, Colin Hanks as his frazzled assistant and Adrien Brody as the reluctant screenwriter along for the ride. Directed by Peter Jackson of Lord of the Rings fame.

Given that the original King Kong inspired Peter Jackson to make films, and a decade ago he tried to make the movie with Kate Winslet before the studio pulled the plug, this is a big day for the director. He tells us, "It is literally a weight off of my shoulders because I've wanted to make it since I was a kid and because we tried to make it in 1996 and because we've been working on it now for two years. It does feel like a huge project of mine, and I'll be loving the day when it gets to go out into the world and that pressure goes away."

Black admits he's an odd choice to play the lead in a big action flick, telling us, "That was part of their decision-making process in casting me was that I could play someone evil but someone you love to hate, that you want to go and watch on these insane exploits. But for me I can't think about, 'Okay, what can I do that will be likable?' I just kind of go and do my thing and see what happens."

Naomi Watts took on some tough terrain in her bare feet during her jungle chase scenes. She gripes, "You need your shoes for climbing, but [director] Peter [Jackson]

ok, so here is some stuff going on in the wood today !

Jude Law will join Cameron Diaz, Jack Black and Kate Winslet in the romantic comedy Holiday, about two women with man troubles, from Something's Gotta Give director Nancy Meyers.

Both Visa and McDonald's have decided to skip advertising on the upcoming Super Bowl. The price of a 30-second spot on the February 5th ABC telecast is the same as it was last year -- two-point-four-million dollars.

The Sci Fi Channel has picked up all 10 episodes -- including the three that never aired -- of ABC's recently cancelled Night Stalker remake.

Law and Order creator Dick Wolf is teaming with My Wife and Kids co-creator Don Reo on an NBC sitcom set at a courthouse.

The two memoirs of Gourmet magazine editor Ruth Reichl are being turned into an HBO comedy series.

Crisis, a real-time thriller series chronicling a terrorist group's takeover of a luxury resort, is being developed for FOX.

A Gas City, Indiana museum dedicated to the life of Hoosier James Dean will close on December 31st. Its owner says it's become too expensive to run.

Comedian Greg Behrendt, co-author of He's Just Not That Into You, is developing a primetime A-B-C special based on his views on relationships. It's a backdoor pilot for a potential reality series.

Revision, a time-travel series about a man who returns to the past in order to prevent future disasters, is in the works from FOX and The 44-Hundred co-creator Scott Peters.

TBS and TNT have paid six-point-five-million dollars for cable rights to The Legend of Zorro and the Paul Walker-Jessica Alba flop Into the Blue. The four-year window begins in 2008.

Witchblade, the comic book which was turned into the most successful original series in TNT history, is now being developed as a pair of back-to-back features.

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December 13th , 2005

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There is a LOT happening today.... enjoy ...

ok, there are a few sites you can go to for some fun and music...

http://www.myspace.com/martyrsandpoets3 Martyrs and Poets will offer new music you will hear on CBS's Criminal Minds at 9pm tomorrow night .... Get ready for some awesome music....

www.DigitalSpy.com offers some info on these two divorcees .......Yes, It's been two weeks since Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey announced their split. Now it looks like reconciliation is becoming less and less of an option as reports are indicating that Jessica is planning on leaving the couple's Calabasas, California home to Nick while she's been house hunting in New York City, according to Life and Style magazine.

www.DivorceKevin.com offers some tids and bits.... Britney Spears fans have taken to the Internet in a bid to get the pop star to leave her husband, Kevin Federline. A group, organized by disillusioned fan Jason Cage, has formed the DivorceKevin.com website, which is devoted to pulling apart what marriage has brought together. A petition on the site calls for Brit to "remove the boil that is Kevin from herself and her payroll." The site has already collected nearly three thousand signatures and messages from concerned fans. it looks to me like some people have WAY to much time on there hands.... WAY too much time .... as you can see above, Kfed is still rollin in the car, and he isn't lookign too hameless here... hahha

Sources tell DigitalSpy-dot-com that Jessica Simpson may not be done with the world of reality television. The singer-actress is considering signing up for another reality show that would follow her life as a single woman. One source says, "Her fans saw every moment of her marriage in Newlyweds, so it makes sense that they should see the aftermath."

Something we can all learn from ..... Get this .... Clocks are being removed from NatWest banks in Britain to stop customers complaining about waiting in line. One worker said, "If people have been standing waiting to see a cashier for a long time they can get very cross. With a clock there, it was difficult for us to disagree with them, but without one it's harder for them to complain." NatWest spokesman Ronan Kelleher said a survey found clocks were not something customers believed would "enhance their banking experience." out of sight, out of mind huh ????

Brad Pitt has a rival for the deep affection of girlfriend Angelina Jolie, get this one.... hahahah ! you know the tattooed model Jenny Shimizu, who says she's had an 11 year lesbian romance with the her, here are her own words.... "There has never been an ending to her and I. I think there never will be." Jenny, who made the comments for a British TV documentary, says her bond with Angelina "really does go beyond just the sex," although she says there has been plenty of sex since the two started fooling around on the set of the 1993 film Foxfire. As for a possible third marriage to Brad, Jenny, who says Jolie's lips are "like two water beds" hahahah and warns, "I can't imagine her just being married and being happy." ... yeah, that is just one jealous little bitch right there.

Jessica looking more and more Hum Hoe or...
is it Hum Hoe.... damn it,
I mess this up all the time...

hmmmm

Everyone that sees this picture points out how weird and bony she looks.... ok, set asside the manly look, her manly face she gets, and now look at her collarbone.... wow, she looks like she needs a massage for days .....

Ashlee is on the cover....

So here is the new Cosmo on the way to you !
well at least she isn't making fans suck her toes for autographs

Here are some more pictures...

here is another picture thanks to the world wide web.....

so get this.... Katie looks hella mad at the whole deal she is in.... picture this, she is with Tom... first drama, she is preggo, 2nd minus, then she is in for a harsh reality when she gives birth without the normal goodies.... sedatives...

They look happy here.....

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he looks into a game, she looks (not) into a game.... kinda like a woman looking at her man play X Box.... hmmmm !

Stanley "Tookie" Williams was executed by lethal injection last night in California after being denied clemency by Governor Arnold Scharzenegger and having a last ditch appeal heard and denied by the US Supreme Court. Williams, who was 51, spent 24 years on San Quentin State Prison's death row. He was pronounced dead at 12:35 am local time. Preventing Williams' execution became a cause for celebrities, with such notable names as Jamie Foxx, who played Williams in the movie Redemption: The Stan Tookie Williams Story, and Snoop Dogg, who dedicated his new album Welcome to tha Chuuch to Tookie, among the big names. Williams, who co founded the Crips, the violent LA street gang that has since franchised nationwide, was convicted of murdering four people in two 1979 robberies, which he's maintained he didn't kill those four people. He did acknowledge he killed during his time as a gang leader.

In his years of incarceration, Williams has become an outspoken anti gang advocate, which is probably the main reason why no one really cared that he was done up last night.... He is known for writing several books against the gang life and steering young people away from getting involved in gangs. Williams and those supporting his case have lobbied for clemency based on "the personal redemption Stanley Williams has experienced and the positive impact of the message he sends."

In his statement denying Williams clemency, Schwarzenegger said, "Clemency decisions are always difficult, and this one is not exception. After reviewing and weighing the showing Williams has made in support of his clemency request, there is nothing that compels me to nullify the jury's decision of guilt and sentence and the many court decisions during the last 24 years upholding the jury's decision with a grant of clemency. Therefore, based on the totality of circumstances in this case, Williams' request for clemency is denied."

Martha Stewart's getting crafty and not canceled..... Her version of The Apprentice has cut from the TV, but her talk show is going to keep yakking for a second season. Martha was the number one new syndicated daytime show during last month's sweeps, and NBC Universal is rewarding her with another year of teaching celebrities like P. Diddy how to wrap presents. Martha says the daytime TV audience "craves great solutions, ideas, recipes and crafts." hmmmmmm actually what they really crave is a better show, and they are just dealing with her right now.... hint hint..... it's time to find a new crafty kinda woman out there.....

Colin Farrell is being treated for dependency on prescription medicine and exhaustion according to a written statement sent out to media..In a written statement, his publicist said that the 29 year old Alexander star was hooked on a medication prescribed for a back injury, but she refused to name the treatment center or where it's located. Farrell recently wrapped up shooting Miami Vice with Jamie Foxx..... whoa, can't wait for that one.... i bet they are loving miami.

Lindsay Lohan's long national nightmare is over because her parents have settled their bruising divorce battle. Terms of the agreement are confidential, but People magazine reports that Dina Lohan, Lindsay's mom and manager, is "happy with the outcome." Lyndsay is wayyyy happy to be rid of Michael Lohan, who is currently spending up to four years in jail for a variety of crimes, including beating the crap out of Dina's brother with a shoe. The couple had been married since 1985, a year before they gave the world little Lindsay. I guess if oyu want more, go get People Magazine.... www.peoplemagazine.com

Here is another internet sex scandal waiting to happen.... Kate Beckinsale, wife to director husband, Len Wiseman... Well when Len's awaym this girl plays... on the net... yup, when he is directing movies, he also directs his wife in a nightly webcam strip session. The 32 year old Van Helsing star tells Playboy, "It was Len's idea and he sets them up. He tells me what to wear each evening. It really helps our relationship." She says there's nothing PG rated about the romps. "There's no way we are keeping it clean. That's the whole point. It's just like when you get a photocopier and you just have to do one of your bum. It's just one of those rules of life." How long before one of these ends up on the Internet for all to see?

Paris Hilton is getting dogged out ! hahahah ! Apparently, she is now the worst enemy of man's best friend! According to a survey in New York Dog and Hollywood Dog magazines, the Simple Life star is the World's Worst Dog Owner,. Editor Leslie Padgett says, " First she loses Tinkerbell, then she ditches her for a cuter dog, then replaces that dog with a ferret, then a Kinkajou monkey and then, I gather, a goat." British soul singer Joss Stone, who has a pooch named Dusty Springfield, was named World's Best Dog Owner, followed by Ashley Olsen and Tori Spelling. hahahah ! If i were her dog i'd beite her in the ass and roll out with anyone of her friends that had some taste in style.... hmm let me think about that and get back to you...................

New to DVD this week is the comedy hit The 40-Year-Old Virgin with Steve Carell as the title sad sack looking for his first score. Co starring are Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd and Seth Rogen. DVD extras include 17 minutes of deleted scenes, commentary and a gag reel.

Billy Bob Thornton is a down and out former ballplayer who coaches a bumbling Little League team in the Bad News Bears remake with Greg Kinnear and Marcia Gay Harden.

Set in a future world, The Island stars Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson as clones who realize they're being kept for organ harvesting. Co-starring are Djimon Hounsou, Michael Clarke Duncan, Steve Buscemi, Sean Bean and Shawnee Smith.

Set in the '70s, Roll Bounce stars Bow Wow as a downtown roller skater who heads uptown after his rink is closed. Co-starring are Chi McBride, Mike Epps, Nick Cannon and Charlie Murphy. On the DVD you'll find deleted scenes, a gag reel, commentary and a behind-the-scenes featurette.

In time for tomorrow's theatrical release of King Kong is the two DVD set King Kong, Peter Jackson's Production Diaries, a look at the Oscar-winning director's road making the movie with a 52-page scrapbook, drawings, photographs and four art prints.

The animated sequel Kronk's New Groove picks up where The Emperor's New Groove left off, with the title henchman looking for love and out to foil a plot to scam senior citizens with a phony youth potion. Featuring the voices of Patrick Warburton, David Spade, John Goodman, Eartha Kitt and Tracey Ullman. The D-V-D has a making-of featurette and the games "Pyramid Scheme" and "Kronk's Brain Game."

In The Beautiful Country, Bai Ling travels from Vietnam to America on a refugee ship in search of a better life. Co-starring are Tim Roth and Nick Nolte. The DVD has commentary and an interview with Nolte.

The bittersweet comedy Saint Ralph stars Campbell Scott as a priest who trains a young boy who believes winning the Boston Marathon will bring a miracle cure to his dying mother. Also starring are Adam Butcher and Jennifer Tilly.

Michael Showalter is an uptight guy in the chaotic weeks before his wedding in The Baxter with Michelle Williams, Justin Theroux, Michael Ian Black, Paul Rudd and Peter Dinklage.

Also available is a new deluxe D-V-D edition of the graphic-novel adaptation Sin City starring Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba and Mickey Rourke, now with never-before-seen extras that include commentary from directors Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino; a peek at the cast and crew wrap party; bloopers; specials on the make-up and casting; the interactive game "Sin-Chroni-City"; and the featurettes A Hard Top With a Decent Engine: The Cars of Sin City, Trench Coats and Fishnets: The Costumes of Sin City and Booze, Broads and Guns: The Props of Sin City.

Airplane is now available in a "Don't Call Me Shirley!" edition. The disaster-flick spoof starring Robert Hays, Julie Hagerty, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielsen has interviews, deleted scenes and a trivia track.

It went from movie to Broadway musical to a 2005 movie re-make, and now the 1968 Mel Brooks comedy The Producers is available in a deluxe D-V-D edition. The original, starring Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder, now comes with deleted scenes, five making-of featurettes and an extra on the new theatrical release.

Set in the future world of the year 2000, the 1975 action satire Death Race 2000 stars David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone as battling road warriors in an anything-goes car race.

A mother and her daughters who turn to bootlegging and bank robbing are trailed across the country by the law in 1974's Big Bad Mama with Angie Dickinson, William Shatner and Tom Skerritt.

And the 1979 camp classic Rock 'N Roll High School, about a music-hating principal coming down on students who rock to the tunes of The Ramones, has done digital

After 25 days and 50 cities, CBS's The Amazing Race: Family Edition comes to an end with a two-hour season finale featuring a wild boat ride in which one of the three remaining families will cross the finish line to take home a one-million-dollar prize.

On a special 90 minute "Blind Date" episode of NBC's Fear Factor, total strangers are paired for stunts that include going underneath a boat as a helicopter lifts it out of the water and climbing into a crab-filled cage.

And ABC Family rolls out the holiday classics Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, with the voices of Fred Astaire and Mickey Rooney as a young "Kris Kringle" facing the evil "Burgermeister Meisterburger," and The Year Without a Santa Claus, again with Rooney as the voice of Santa in the special that features the battling brothers "Snow Miser" and "Heat Miser."

DID YOU KNOW

As a teenager, Kate Beckinsale twice won the British bookseller W-H Smith Young Writers award -- once for short stories and once for poems.

Lindsay Lohan's jailed father Michael made a fortune in the pasta business.

New "Superman" Brandon Routh dressed up as the Man of Steel for Halloween in 2003, a year before he got the part.

"I hope to be on the road to having a family in the next year. I've said this before and I desperately don't want to repeat myself, but I just like being in a partnership."

George Clooney's second directorial effort, Good Night and Good Luck, was named best picture of 2005 by the National Board of Review. Capote star Philip Seymour Hoffman and Transamerica's Felicity Huffman took acting honors.

Brokeback Mountain is the best film of the year, according to the New York Film Critics Circle. Reese Witherspoon and Heath Ledger took acting honors, for Walk the Line and Brokeback Mountain, respectively.

Brokeback Mountain, Crash, Capote, Cinderella Man, The Constant Gardener, Good Night and Good Luck, King Kong, Memoirs of a Geisha, Munich and Walk the Line are all up for best picture at next month's 11th annual Critics Choice Awards.

Brokeback Mountain, Munich, Syriana, Capote, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, King Kong, Crash, Good Night and Good Luck, The Squid and the Whale, and A History of Violence are the 10 best films of the year, according to the American Film Institute.

Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts, who played a couple on Everybody Loves Raymond, will once again act married, in a remake of the classic 1972 "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" Alka-Seltzer commercial.

New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg is supporting a bill that would rename the street where A-B-C has its New York studio "Peter Jennings Way," for the late World News Tonight anchor. The City Council votes on the issue later this month.

A-B-C News has named George Stephanopoulos its chief Washington correspondent, a new post at the network.

Six Feet Under's Jeremy Sisto will play a retrieval expert on the upcoming N-B-C drama Kidnapped.

A-B-C has green lighted Nine Lives, a pilot about the ins and outs of a bank robbery.

Comcast, Time Warner Cable and a host of other cable companies yesterday agreed to begin offering packages of family friendly channels, for parents who want to shield their kids from sex and violence, as early as this spring.

Production of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart shut down yesterday, following news of the suicide of 25-year-old Bill Clarey, a former intern and receptionist at the show's New York offices.

FOX has given the green light to The Worst Week of My Life, a comedy pilot based on a B-B-C series about a young engaged couple's awful week leading up to their wedding.

FOX Sports Net and MansionPoker-dot-net have signed a three-year deal establishing the MansionPoker-dot-net Pokerdome Series, which F-S-N says features "high stakes, new formats (and) groundbreaking technology." It will air for 43 weeks beginning in May. They will also team up for three multi-million-dollar winner-take-all events, including one in July that will feature six players vying for a 60-million-dollar prize.

Early Show (CBS) -- Golden Globe nominations
Good Morning America (ABC) -- Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain)
Regis & Kelly (Synd) -- Jack Black (King Kong)
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Jim Carrey (Fun With Dick and Jane)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Kathie Lee Gifford
The View (ABC) -- Ralph Fiennes (The White Countess)
Jay Leno (NBC) -- Steve Martin (Cheaper by the Dozen 2)
David Letterman (CBS) -- Sarah Jessica Parker (The Family Stone)
Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Death Cab for Cutie
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Heidi Klum (Project Runway)
Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- John Waters
Carson Daly (NBC) -- Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer)
The winning team is announced on The Amazing Race: Family Edition.
A-B-C Family confuses holiday matters by following Santa Claus Is Coming to Town with The Year Without a Santa Claus.

Birthdays !

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Oprah 4 President ????

www.DreamMagic.com/Oprah .... A website endorsing a woman for president in 2008 has been born on the Web, but it's not pushing Hillary or Condoleezza....it's suggesting Oprah. The website claims to have volunteers in 38 states signed up to help draft Oprah Winfrey to change her address to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and that is that.. The site will sell you T shirts, buttons and bumper stickers, but it suggests a free way for you to distribute the Oprah for President message by writing "Oprah for President" on the back of your one dollar bills. That is HOT, and if it takes off, it could easily work .... Every woman in the US would root for this idea, and Oprah has already shown great in depth care for community.

Madonna says everyone should live like it's their last day on Earth. SHe taped a show on CBS's The Early Show that will air today and tomorrow morning. And even though Madge says living life to the fullest is the ideal, even she admits it's not always possible. She tells Harry Smith, "There are days that I don't, and I regret that I don't. But I think it's a good motto to live by. I would love to get to the end of every one of my days and think, 'Did I do everything I meant to achieve?If this were the last day of my life on earth would I be happy about it?' I'd say 75 % of the time, yes, but 25 %, no." The interview, taped in Japan, will also include exclusive footage of her Tokyo performance.... her first in that city in 12 years. The Early Show airs from 7:00 am to 9:00 am

Richard Pryor, whose bawdy and often controversial routines about sex and race revolutionized stand-up comedy, died Saturday morning. He was 65, and reports are that he died of a heart attack at his Southern California home. His wife Jennifer reported his death during a telephone interview with CNN Saturday.

Pryor blazed a trail for such comedians as Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock. His comedy albums earned five Grammy awards, and he starred in dozens of motion pictures -- notably Car Wash, Bustin' Loose and a remake of Brewster's Millions. In an unusual pairing, Pryor teamed up with Gene Wilder in four successful movies -- Stir Crazy, Silver Streak, See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Another You.

In 1980, Pryor was badly injured when he set himself on fire while free-basing cocaine. Later, he admitted that the incident was actually a suicide attempt.

Pryor's career was never the same afer the free-basing incident, and later he was afflicted with multiple sclerosis. He frequently appeared in a wheelchair and his health, in general, declined. Pryor was married several times, and among those surviving is his daughter, actress Rain Pryor.

Chris Rock won't be back as the host of the Academy Awards next year ( thank god ) last year was horrible.... . Rock, who pissed off Sean Penn by humorously dissing Law in his monologue, has chosen to pass on the March festivities, but his publicist admits he'd "like to do it again down the road." Producers say they hope to have an Oscars host in place by the end of the year...

Mary Kate Olsen says she left New York City, where she was going to be a sophomore at NYU..... as a result of Paris Hilton stealing her Greek shipping tycoon boyfriend Stavros Niarchos. In a rare interview with W magazine, Ashley's twin sister says, "I miss him and I love him, and I don't speak with him anymore. It's a hurtful and painful subject... :( This is a hard time for me." The 19 year old says that she and Paris "always only had nice things to say about each other. Now I guess you can tell we're not talking." The millionaire admits that college "is easier" for her sister and says, "I need to be able to go to yoga and work out and just read scripts and go on auditions, because that's what makes me happy." you can go to www.wmagazine.com and get more info.....

"Long Arm Of The Law" takes on a whole new meaning....

Miami Heat center Shaquille O'Neal was sworn in as a reserve Miami police officer last week. O'Neal, who was a reserve L-A cop when he was with the Lakers, spent the past year training as a Miami Beach police officer. He isn't doing it for the money -- he'll make a dollar a year, a far cry from the 20-million-dollar annual paycheck he receives from the Heat. The seven-foot-one, 300-pound Shaq will be able to carry a gun, wear a badge, make arrests and, in general, scare the living daylights out of bad guys.

Here's a weirdo !

A man in Cranston, Rhode Island has turned the front lawn of his house into an eye-popping Christmas shrine to the amateur porn star, filling it with scantily clad photos of Hilton in sexually suggestive positions. Joe Moretti, who includes a "How to Be a Hilton" list in his over-the-top display, says, "The intent is to be different." The 38-year-old Moretti is no stranger to controversy -- last year he was charged with sneaking onto Martha Stewart's property hahahah ! Who needs Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer when you've got Paris Hilton?

Young Canadian stars Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams picked up the M-T-V Movie Award for Best Kiss earlier this year, for their liplock in The Notebook. They could be working on that smooch. According to the New York Post, Gosling and the 29-year-old star of the upcoming The Family Stone are a couple. McAdams is four years older than her new beau, but that's nothing -- he was once linked to his Murder by Numbers co-star Sandra Bullock, who is 16 years older than him.

Meanwhile, McAdams recently stormed out of a Vanity Fair photo shoot after she was asked to pose nude with a group portrait with such other Hollywood up-and-comers as Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley, according to Radar magazine.

Santa Clause caught loaded !

Santa Claus, like Bill Gates and Oprah Winfrey, sits atop a Forbes magazine list of the wealthiest people in the world. Santa is the world's richest fictional character, according to the money magazine. Mr. Kringle edges out Orphan Annie tycoon "Daddy Warbucks" on the list of fictional characters primarily known for their net worth. Filling out the Top 10 -- boy billionaire "Richie Rich," "Superman" bad guy "Lex Luthor," Simpsons bad guy "C. Montgomery Burns," "Donald"'s uncle "Scrooge McDuck," Beverly Hillbilly "Jed Clampett," "Batman" alter ego "Bruce Wayne," billionaire-with-a-wife "Thurston Howell the Third," and chocolate mogul "Willy Wonka."

Never known to shy away from race issues, Ice Cube is using Hollywood to probe black-white relations even further. Cube and Emmy-winning filmmaker R-J Cutler are teaming up to produce a six-part documentary called Black White. The show will use extensive makeup to make an African-American family look white and a Caucasian family appear black. The aim is for both groups to experience firsthand how different races live. Cube says, "I'm really excited to be a part of a show that explores race in America. Black White will force people to challenge themselves and really examine where we stand in terms of race in this country." Black White is scheduled to premiere on the F-X network in March.....

Ashlee Simpson says she struggled with anorexia as a young girl, but now she feels comfortable in her skin. The pop star tells Cosmopolitan that when she was 11 years old, she was five-foot-two and weighed only 70 pounds. She says, "It was about six months of not eating too much at all... My parents stepped in and made me eat. That really helped a lot." Ashlee now loves her womanly curves and can't stand people's obsession with dieting. She says, "My sister has curves, and my mom has curves. I think it's sexy not to be a bone, and it's sad when people get too weight-conscious and don't look in the mirror and see themselves as being as beautiful as they are."

DID YOU KNOW

Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams were born in the same Ontario, Canada hospital, four years apart.

Jeff Probst was the voice of "Raycliff" in the animated television show Filmore.

The LA Film Critics Association named Brokeback Mountain its best film of the year. Philip Seymour Hoffman picked up best actor for Capote, while Vera Farmiga took best actress for Down to the Bone.

Lillo Brancato, a 29-year-old actor who appeared in The Sopranos and several films, including A Bronx Tale, was arrested in New York City Saturday on suspicion of carrying out a burglary in which a police officer was shot and killed.

Tia Carrere, Giselle Fernandez, George Hamilton, wrestler Stacy Keibler, Drew "Brother of Nick" Lachey, E-S-P-N's Kenny Mayne, Oscar-winner Tatum O'Neal, football great Jerry Rice, Lisa Rinna and hip-hop star Romeo will be Dancing With the Stars on A-B-C. The second season of the breakout hit debuts on January 5th.

Paramount Pictures has picked up DreamWorks S-K-G for about a billion-and-a-half dollars.

The release date of The Lake House, the romantic drama about a man, a woman and the mysterious mailbox which brings them together that reunites Speed's Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock, has been bumped from February 3rd to June 16th.

George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh's production company, Section 8, is developing an unscripted H-B-O comedy series about a fictional N-B-A expansion team.

Crossing Jordan creator Tim Kring is developing a C-B-S drama series set in a big-city mayor's office.

King Kong is the sixth most expensive film in Hollywood history, according to Forbes magazine, costing 207-million dollars. Adjusted for inflation, the Elizabeth Taylor-Richard Burton Cleopatra is the all-time champ, costing the equivalent of nearly 290-million 2005 dollars.

Will & Grace executive producer Greg Malins is developing a C-B-S drama series about thirtysomething Capitol Hill staffers, tentatively titled Sex, Power, Love & Politics.

Justine Bateman will guest star on brother Jason's series Arrested Development on January 9th.

Gloria Estefan has spent four years writing a screenplay about a female pop singer in the 1950s.

Scarlett Johansson will play a magician's assistant in The Prestige, starring Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman as rival prestidigitators.

Drew Barrymore will produce and may star in the psychological thriller He Loves Me.

M-T-V will follow former O-Town member Ashley Parker Angel and newcomer Cheyenne Kimball in separate reality series about their efforts to make their first albums.

C-B-S handed out pink slips last week to more than two-thirds of the 30-person staff at its Spelling T-V division.

Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck has opened his latest restaurant at the Montecito Resort and Casino on the set of Las Vegas. As part of the deal, he and his restaurant will be featured on the show.

Veteran director Sydney Pollack will receive the American Society of Cinematographers Board of Governors Award at the organization's February 26th awards ceremony.

Two letters and two postcards written by Greta Garbo have been stolen from the Swedish National Archives in Stockholm.

New Jersey Governor Richard J. Codey picked The Sopranos creator David Chase to receive the state's first Governor's Award for Filmmaking

Early Show (CBS) -- The winner of Survivor: Guatemala
Today (NBC) -- Jack Black (King Kong)
Regis & Kelly (Synd) -- Sienna Miller (Casanova)
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Diane Keaton (The Family Stone), Colin Hanks (King Kong)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Nancy O'Dell
The View (ABC)-- Doctor Phil McGraw
Jay Leno (NBC) -- Anthony Hopkins (The World's Fastest Indian)
David Letterman (CBS) -- Jack Black (King Kong)
Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Korn
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Lara Flynn Boyle (repeat)
Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Jon Cryer
N-B-C airs The Red Piano, an Elton John concert special taped in Las Vegas.
Deck the Halls, a holiday heart-warmer starring Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0 alum Gabrielle Carteris, premieres on Lifetime.

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Britney Spears close friends claim the pop star said she wanted a divorce following the fight she and Kevin Federline had on November 30th. But insiders say there was no particular incident that set the pop icon off. Friends tell People, "I think she's overwhelmed with her new lifestyle, being a wife and mother, and sometimes that makes you take it out on the people who she's closest to and who she knows will stick around." And while Britney let off some steam by partying with friends all night in LA before jetting off to spend some time with her mother in Louisiana, the couple were back together by December 6th. "This has happened before," an insider tells the magazine. "They always work it out." Actually, what i think is she realized that Weederline would get a nice little chunk of change and maybe even get more that she thought..... hmmmmmm that's a lotta weed for him too. makes yha kinda wonder huh ???????

Sean Penn may wind up with a Grammy to go with that Oscar. The actor is nominated for Best Spoken Word Album, for reading the audio book of Bob Dylan's autobiography, Chronicles Volume One, which sounds awesome. He's up against Garrison Keillor, Al Franken, Senator Barack Obama and George Carlin, who all had great projects as well!. Ray Romano is up for a Grammy, but not for a comedy album, for reading his children's book about his brothers. Chris Rock, Lewis Black, Larry the Cable Guy, Rick Moranis and the cast of Family Guy will battle it out for the comedy prize. Clint Eastwood, who directed Penn in his Oscar winning performance in Mystic River, is also up for a Grammy for his score to Million Dollar Baby. And Kevin Spacey can also walk off with a little gramophone, for producing a compilation of Bobby Darin's songs for the Beyond the Sea soundtrack which also sound wonderful .... I guess we'll have to wait and see.

Matt Damon is following in buddy Ben Affleck's footsteps, he's having a baby, well not exactly him, but he is 1/2 of the coming ! ! The Syriana star's fiancee, Luciana Barroso, is three months pregnant, according to Access Hollywood. The couple have been engaged since just before Labor Day. When they do get married, Damon will be the father to not one, but two kids, because Luciana has a seven year old daughter from a previous relationship... Good, then you know that Ben's daughter will eb chillin with Matt's kid, and they will cross breed there kids for perfection in the acting world in the future, hopefully with Matt's talent..... hahah !

Well here comes another remake... CHIPS ! hahahah Remember that show, I used to watch it every time it aired

So here is some TV for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday......

FOX airs the special Dear Santa with Raven Simone and Clay Aiken answering letters to Santa from needy children, including a boy dreaming of a safe place to skate and a girl who hopes her dad will return from military duty for the holidays.

CBS airs the skating special Ice Wars: Battle of the Sexes with Brian Boitano, Kurt Browning, Alexei Yagudin and Elvis Stojko taking on Nancy Kerrigan, Oksana Baiul and Yuka Sato in a series of head-to-head competitions.

On HBO, boxers Winky Wright and Sam Soliman duke it out in a middleweight bout.... there's a winner....

MTV.... hmmm I wish they would be what they say they are, Music TV, I miss videos.....

The Family Television Awards, hosted by Reba McEntire, airs on The WB. Presenters include Jane Seymour, Freddie Prinze Junior, Frankie Muniz and Rueben Studdard. McEntire, who also takes home Best Actress, tells us, "That was very, very sweet because we here at the Reba set demand that this television show is family-friendly... We want everyone to be able to sit on the couch on Friday night...watch the Reba show, and nobody feel uncomfortable about the content."

On a special "Holiday Wishes" episode of A-B-C's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition first lady Laura Bush and Beach Boy Brian Wilson guest when designers visit families who have received a makeover in the past to join them on a mission to pay their good fortune forward.

And CBS airs the two hour season finale of Survivor: Guatemala....The Maya Empire, where we find out which of the castaways takes home the one-million-dollar prize.

Gilmore Girls is likely to be back for a seventh and final season, according to TV Guide.

Sarah Michelle Gellar will return as "Karen" in The Grudge 2.... I liked Grudge, that little freaky face scared the hell outta me....

Jeff Daniels will co star with Joseph Gordon-Levitt in The Lookout, a feature about a mentally impaired former athlete and a blind ex-biker who get roped into a heist.

CBS is teaming with Verizon Wireless to offer clips of some of its shows to cellphone users.

David Schwimmer is coming to Broadway, in a spring revival of The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial. Zeljko Ivanek co-stars as the notorious "Captain Queeg."

The window between the theatrical release of a movie and its DVD release shrank by an average of 15 days, to 129 days, from 2004, according to a study by Kagan Research.

This Film Is Not Yet Rated, an IFC documentary about film ratings, has been rated NC 17.

Comedy Central has announced a second season of The Showbiz Show With David Spade.

A recent biography of the late sexploitation director Russ Meyer, Big Bosoms and Square Jaws, has been optioned for a bio-picture from Triple X director Rob Cohen... that movie rocked....

CSI creator Anthony Zuiker has signed a three year, eight figure deal with CBS's Paramount Network Television unit.

Orbit, John Nance's upcoming novel about a civilian on the space shuttle who finds himself stranded in space when the rest of the crew dies, has been optioned for a Fox 2000 feature.

An indie feature about Mark David Chapman, who killed John Lennon 25 years ago yesterday, has wrapped shooting. The Killing of John Lennon was financed by a group of British real estate investors.

Emily Mortimer, Colin Hanks, Jennifer Coolidge and Billy Dee Williams will star opposite Luke Wilson in Barry Munday, an indie comedy about a man castrated with a trumpet by his father. Really, it's a comedy.

The Doctor Seuss classic Horton Hears a Who is being turned into a computer-animated feature by 20th Century Fox Animation. Look for it in the spring of 2008.

Friday
Early Show (CBS) -- George Clooney (Syriana)
Today (NBC) -- Diane Keaton (The Family Stone)
Good Morning America (ABC) -- Authors Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus (Citizen Girl)
Regis & Kelly (Synd) -- Mark Consuelos (guest co-host), Ellen Pompeo (Grey's Anatomy)
Tony Danza (Synd) -- Model Petra Nemcova
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Martin Sheen (The West Wing)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Anita Baker
The View (ABC) -- Teri Hatcher (Desperate Housewives)
Jay Leno (NBC) -- Scarlett Johansson (Match Point), comic Larry the Cable Guy
David Letterman (CBS) -- John Cusack (repeat)
Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Fort Minor
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Tina Fey (Saturday Night Live)
Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- RZA (repeat)
Carson Daly (NBC) -- Jeff Garlin (Curb Your Enthusiasm) (repeat)
Hilary Duff and Clay Aiken star in FOX's Dear Santa, a show that answers letters to Santa from needy kids.
A-&-E's Biography looks at the life of Angelina Jolie.

Saturday
Painkiller Jane, a new series based on the Event Comic series, debuts on the Sci Fi Channel.
C-B-S airs the skating special Ice Wars: Battle of the Sexes.
Winky Wright and Sam Soliman duke it out in a middleweight bout on H-B-O

Sunday
A winner is chosen on Survivor: Guatemala, on C-B-S.
The Family Television Awards, hosted by Reba McEntire, airs on the W-B.
First lady Laura Bush and first Beach Boy Brian Wilson guest on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

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Every day on the radio I just roll out laughing at the comedy I get from Jamie White... Producing the show is comedy all in itself, because Jamie, Jack, and Stench are hilarious as a team and as indivuduals.... so this morning they were talking about some of the stories on here, and I am just developing my own oppinions based on the information we get from various locations on the net, and inside sources.... Regardless.... I hope you find something to laugh at....

ok.... this is comedy....

K-Weed... or Kevin Weedrline... hahaha

Britney Kicks "The Weedman" out!

Guess it's time to start calling him Kevin Weederline ( watch the tabloids exploit this in a few ) ... Britney's had it with the pot smoking! Not only did she kick him out of the house the other night, but she also apparently fired two of her security guards for letting him into the house!! You can read the whole article here! As seen above, she did have the car taken away, this is the confirmation thanks to a little David Hamilton action and the shack! hahahah !

I'm just waiting for them to split. It's non stop fighting and the whole country is picking sides, the hip heads are going with the Weederline, and Britney has every single pop airhead.... so this fight is going to be as funny as Jessica Simpson not understanding ( Chicken Of The Sea )

And on a side note, what the HELL was up with -Weed being nominated for the Style award on Big in '05 last night????

Here is my thought on this whole thing..... Kevin Wanna Be Eminem Weederline understands that there is no such thing as a hip hopper that is going to be down for a ( Britney Spears ) kinda talent.... If he is with her, the hip hop world will never give him the kind of respect that a hip hop artists needs to sell records, so all the work he is putting into this album will go straight down the shoot if he puts the album out with the hip hop community knowing who he is with. That is why he is hanging out with the weed crowd, it gives him credibility up the ass if we start calling him Weederline, K-Weed, because the urban community will come to his side and think he is ( cool ) for getting that perception out there that he is hanging with the weed man. Deep down inside he might really love Britney, but his mind is thinking ( hip hop star ) like, he is really going to be the next Eminem, and that aint happening.... he is the next Vanilla ice. That is just my thought......

What does Shar Jackson think about all this???? BTW Shar is K-Weed's ex.... Shar has a bone to pick with her baby baby daddy Kevin weederline and his wife Britney Spears, and she isn't airing any dirty laundry in public. At least not when it comes to the stories that Britney gave Kevin the boot for bringing drug dealers over to their Malibu mansion. Shar was interviewed on Rita Cosby: Live and Direct Tuesday night on MSNBC ( it was good too ) but kept her trap shut about Kevin's pot smoking habits, saying that she doesn't have any of that around her house. But when asked about the story, Shar said it sounded fishy to her. She told Billy Bush, "I don't see him or Britney just being the type to let people linger around the house so I don't know how much truth there is to that story."

Once again, comign from the hip hop world myself, I think Kevin is looking to build some credibility from the people he wants to respect him in the hip hop world, so why not change his lifestyle up a little and get thugged out. hahaha !

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Jessica looking mighty un Hoe Hum

She doesn't look too happy !!!!

hmmmmm well maybe this is why right here....

They don't look good together at all... that is good, because that is her stylist....Ken Paves... hahah ... In this picture they are on the way to get some gear in West hollywood. What he needs to do is sit down with her and teach her how to sport the word pre nup on her shirt.... with a definition on the back and a logo featuring Nick Lachey with a big ass smile.... and a job.... and a nice house and car. hahahahah :)

Jennifer Aniston recently had a beach house bonfire right on the beach by her Malibu home, I have pictures of the beach front, but for legal reasons, I am not going to post them on here right now, not cool with all the other drama that is coming down in the Aniston camp ... OK, so she didn't roast weenies, she torched her wedding dress and more. According to a British celebrity magazine, Jen and her pals guzzled champagne as she tossed the gown she married Brad Pitt in ...along with Brad's old love letters, T shirts and CDs into the inferno. That is FUNNY.... speaking of JA.......

The photographer who snapped HOT topless photos of Jennifer Aniston, which by the way unleashed a tsunami sized amount of lawsuits says he made a mistake. Not by taking the photos, but in sending them to editors that went and sent them to frends and family... I suppose everyone wants to see their friends tits.... hahahah . Peter Brandt recently told ABC News he was standing on a public street about 300 yards from Aniston's Hollywood Hills home three weeks ago when Jen marched into her backyard with no shirt on. He says, "She's the one who went out there topless. I didn't go looking for it." Brandt says he hasn't sold the photos, but that sending them to "five or six" editors, along with other samples of his work, "was maybe a mistake." yeah, s mistake that could cost him his ass.

Nicole Richie seems to be doing anything ex best friend Paris Hilton can do...well, except making an amateur porn video, and that could change by the way. Yesterday, Nicole's publicist confirmed to the Associated Press that Nicole's engagement to club DJ Adam Goldstein (aka DJ AM) is off. The couple did the ring thing nine months ago. Richie recently spoke with CNN's Larry King about her impending nuptials, but Access Hollywood and Us Weekly got ahead of the curve and recently started reporting the couple were headed for splitsville. Now, if Nicole really wants to be like Paris, we can think of at least one Greek shipping heir on the market she could be chasing.

as you can see in the pics.... her golden table cloth she has on looks so hosh poshy

As you know Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be on with Regis... and canceled, ok here is the whole deal. LL has apologized for standing up Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa on Tuesday morning with a real good excuse to boot... The Herbie: Fully Loaded girleee left the hosts hanging when she cancelled an appearance on Live five minutes into the broadcast. She's sticking to her food poisoning story, telling Access Hollywood, "I'm not going to name any places I went to eat or anything, but I had some food poisoning, which wasn't really fun." She says she'll "make it up" to Regis and Kelly.

hmmmmm .... special thanks to www.danasdirt.com for some pics....

I guess these two are captivating the world with wacko ness.... Tom is on a one way trip into the ground ( career wise ) but if you look at the last couple of movies he did, even his acting is getting wacky .... go figure...

Arnold Schwarzenegger's father and older brother were killed in separate drunk driving incidents, coincidence???

Nick Nolte turned down the part of "Indiana Jones" in Raiders of the Lost Ark... No wonder why Indiana Jones did so well... hmmmm sorry .... Everytime i think of Nick Nolte, I picture some dude living in someone's attic just chillen

Mel Gibson was the highest paid celebrity in 2004, earning more than 200 million dollars for The Passion of the Christ, now he is on to something new.... check this outty ...

Mel Gibson, who was accused of anti Semitism for his vivacious portrayal of Jews in The Passion of the Christ, and whose father says the Holocaust never happened, is developing a mini series about the Holocaust! Gibson's production company will develop a four hour ABC series based on the memoir of Flory A. Van Beek, a noted Dutch Jew who, like Anne Frank, was hidden from the Nazis by her gentile neighbors. No word on whether Gibson will be involved as either a director or actor. Mel has never said whether he endorses his father's views, but he did say in a 2004 interview, "The Second World War killed tens of millions of people. Some of them were Jews in concentration camps." hmmmm interesting, this will be a

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Titanic's James Cameron will direct Battle Angel, based on a 12 part Japanese comic book chronicling the adventures of a 26th century 14 year old female cyborg.

Omar Sharif pleaded not guilty to charges that he insulted and assaulted a parking attendant after the guy wouldn't accept a tip in Euros.

Scarlett Johansson will play half the title roles in Napoleon and Betsey, an indie drama about Napoleon Bonaparte's relationship with an English girl during his final years of exile on St. Helena.

Dana Delany has joined the cast of Kidnapped, the NBC drama about the abduction of a wealthy teenager.

Terrence Howard is in talks to play future Supreme Court justice Thurgood Marshall in The Crusaders, a New Line drama about the landmark 1954 Supreme Court case Brown Versus Board of Education, which ended school segregation.

Designer Cynthia Rodriguez and fashion buyer Elizabeth Zwiebach are suing the Walt Disney Company, claiming the idea for Project Runway was theirs. They say they pitched the show to host Heidi Klum in 2003. It's the second copyright infringement suit filed against the show in the past month.

The Last Samurai star Ken Watanabe has quietly married the Japanese actress Minami. They plan to hold a reception in Tokyo at a later date.

John Singleton is in talks to direct Convoy, an action-adventure feature set in Afghanistan.

James Marsden will play the prince to Amy Adams' princess in Enchanted, a Disney film about a princess-in-waiting who is banished by an evil queen from the computer-animated world of Andalasia to present-day New York City.

NASCAR has signed an eight-year deal that will return it to A-B-C and sister station E-S-P-N beginning in 2007.

Barbara Walters' morning yakfest The View will celebrate its two-thousandth episode with a live February 2nd show featuring previously unaired footage of the co-hosts' original auditions.

Lauren Graham will play Mandy Moore and Piper Perabo's sister in the romantic comedy Because I Said So. Diane Keaton plays their meddling mom.

Comic Mo'Nique has signed a development deal with Touchstone that should land her in an A-B-C sitcom based on her life.

The second season of Beauty and the Geek will debut on the W-B on January 12th.

Edward L. Masry, the personal-injury lawyer played by Albert Finney in Erin Brockovich, died on Monday of complications from diabetes. He was 73.

Early Show (CBS) -- Author Sue Grafton
Today (NBC) -- Jake Gyllenhaal (Brokeback Mountain)
Good Morning America (ABC) -- Chef Emeril Lagasse
Regis & Kelly (Synd) -- Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville)
Tony Danza (Synd) -- Al Roker
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Amanda Peet (Syriana)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Lorraine Bracco (Max & Grace)
The View (ABC) -- Joan Rivers
Jay Leno (NBC) -- George Clooney (Syriana)
David Letterman (CBS) -- Jennifer Aniston (repeat)
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Luke Wilson (The Family Stone)
Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Charlie Sheen (repeat)
Carson Daly (NBC) -- Patton Oswalt (repeat)
Survivor: Guatemala narrows down to the final four castaways.
E-S-P-N airs the College Football Awards.
Renee Zellweger chats up Christane Amanpour on the Sundance Channel series Iconoclasts
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Jessica Simpson has been rumored to have carried on an affair with Jackass stars Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera. Now it looks like sister Ashlee Simpson has a Jackass of her own. Ashlee is reportedly romancing Jackass sidekick Chris Raab. Star magazine says that the two have been dating since the summer. A source tells the Star, "She met him some time ago, but they first hooked up at the after party for one of the premieres for Jessica's movie." Her reps deny any romance between the two........... that isn't all the Simpson news here....

Jessica Simpson's personal assistant CaCee Cobb has reportedly been telling friends that it was Jessica's cheating heart that broke up her marriage to Nick Lachey. The New York Daily News reports that CaCee has gone to bat for Nick, whom she feels Jessica has been abusing since she started work on The Dukes of Hazzard. And while rumors of an affair with co star Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass buddy Bam Margera have been making the rounds for about a year, CaCee claims that Jessica also hooked up with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine, ( wow) a claim that Levine's camp denies. For their part, Jessica's people say that everything is peachy between CaCee and the Simpsons but with the way they handled Nick and Jessica's split, it will be a long time before anyone takes what they say seriously. Either way, things are about to get DIRTY and it's all going to air out right before your eyes..... time to get a Star Magazine ... hahaha !

Britney Spears has kicked out her hubby Kevin Federline for good, and now it is divorce time.... ! When she walked into her living room last week and found Kevin hanging with friends, including one who Britney suspects sells marijuana to Kevin, she flipped, and told him to get out! Apparently her freinds are blabbin that she took away his Ferrari, froze his bank account, and is consulting a divorce lawyer. Meanwhile, Kevin's staying at a hotel not in Beverly Hills..... One can only imagine... Hahahah !

Las Vegas will be comign alive again..... Snoop Dogg, Gavin DeGraw and Rascal Flatts have joined the performers' lineup at the 2005 Radio Music Awards. Previously announced acts include Ricky Martin, Keith Urban, Ashlee Simpson, Sugarland and the Pussycat Dolls. A slew of new presenters has signed on as well. They are Ciara, Steve Harvey, Sean Paul, Anna Nalick, Crossfade, Shinedown and Lifehouse. Access Hollywood's Mark McGrath and My Name Is Earl star Jamie Pressly will host the show, which airs live from Las Vegas on NBC on December 19th

Amid all those year end lists of the hottest stars in Hollywood comes Film Threat's annual list of the 50 Coldest People in Hollywood. Expectant parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes rank first and second, in a chilly one-two punch. According to the editors of the online magazine, everybody's favorite Scientologist has gone from "untouchable movie star" to "man on a career suicide mission." hahaha, he is on a mission to film death and taking her with him! hahaha ! X-Men director Brett Ratner, who didn't deliver a film in 2005, was third. Rounding out the Top 10, rehab resident Tom Sizemore, Jennifer Lopez, Sylvester "There'll Always be Rocky" Stallone, Bill Cosby, Russell Crowe, Sith head George Lucas and "Watching Movies at the Theater." that is going to be a full article to read after a few drinks.... hahaha

Obviously, in her divorce from Brad, he got the Venetian blinda... HAHA! Jennifer Aniston is suing the latest photographer to nab photos of her naked. ( hahah ) he went way out of the way to get these shots too. Jennifer filed a lawsuit against paparazzo Peter Brandt, claiming he invaded her privacy by using a very long lens to snap photos of her undressed in her home. The former Friends star claims that the photos... which her lawyer is already warning tabloids to steer clear of... could have been only have been taken "from a great distance through invasive, intrusive and unlawful measures."

Ut ohhhhh , and here is another DIVORCE...... Married With Children star Christina Applgate is about to get unmarried. Her husband, That Thing You Do star Jonathan Schaech, filed for divorce on Monday, citing those old irreconcilable differences. The couple have been married for four years and have no children. Christina is winding down her Broadway run in Sweet Charity

I guess tonight is night #2 of models... wow last night's special on the whole Victorias Secret was hot.... On tonight's season finale of America's Next Top Model on UPN, Tyra Banks, Twiggy and the rest of the judges will choose a winner. The final three wannabes are Nik, Bre and Nicole. The winner will win a 100-thousand-dollar contract with CoverGirl, a management deal with Ford Models and a spread in Elle magazine.

Another American Idol contestant is going to have to face a real judge. Julia DeMato, who finished in the Top 10 during season two, was arrested in her hometown of Brookfield, Connecticut over the weekend and charged with drug possession and drunken driving. Police claim she had two marijuana pipes, a small quantity of pot and little bit of cocaine in her SUV. She's out on 10 thousand dollars bail and will be back in court to face the music next week

Angelina Jolie was in New York City on Monday night, when she was mobbed by paparazzi at a benefit for the international human rights group Witness. As Angelina stopped to sign autographs, she was swarmed by photographers. After telling the shutterbugs to "just back off," she resorted to shoving a camera out of her face, according to www.TMZ.com

Meanwhile, British tabloids are reporting that Jolie and Pitt are about to adopt Indonesian twins orphaned in last year's tsunami.

Julia DeMato is the mother of a five-month-old boy named Jim, named for her fiance Jim Polches.

Lindsay Lohan on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, to Access Hollywood.

Anne Sweeney, the president of Disney ABC Television, is the most powerful woman executive in the entertainment business, according to the Hollywood Reporter. MTV Networks CEO Judy McGrath was second, Universal Pictures head Stacey Snider was third.

Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve will ring in 2006 with three consecutive ABC specials. Dick Clark's first public appearances since he suffered a stroke more than a year ago are promised. Ryan Seacrest co hosts all three specials.

Programs from NBC, the USA Network, the Sci Fi Channel and other NBC Universal outlets will soon by available for downloading from Apples I-Tunes.

ABC has given the green light to Hollis and Rae, a series about a female cop and prosecutor who are best friends, from producer Steven Bochco and Thelma and Louise screenwriter Callie Khouri.

Leonardo DiCaprio will produce and narrate 11th Hour, a feature-length documentary offering solutions for restoring the planet's embattled ecosystems. A fall 2006 release is planned.

Eddie Izzard will play the father of a family of con artists in the F-X series Low Life. Also coming to FX Dirt, a drama series set in the world of tabloid journalism from executive producers Courteney Cox and David Arquette.

The Mummy director Stephen Sommers is back onboard to helm Paramount's remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic When Worlds Collide. Steven Spielberg is producing.

Stephanie March, who starred in Law & Order: SUV, has joined the cast of producer Dick Wolf's new series, Conviction.

The Sci Fi Channel has picked up rerun rights to NBC's supernatural soap opera Passions.

The National Board of Review will hand lifetime achievement awards to Jane Fonda and composer Howard Shore at its awards ceremony next month.

Sean Connery has signed on for his first voiceover role. He'll play an eccentric Scottish veterinarian in the 3 D, computer animated short Sir Billi the Vet.

Fresh Baked Videogames, a late-night series that spoofs video game culture, is coming to Spike TV. It air Saturday nights at midnight beginning next month.

The Producers Guild of America will give its 2006 Stanley Kramer Award, for films that shed light on social issues, to George Clooney's Good Night, and Good Luck.

Doctor Phil and his son Jay McGraw will executive-produce Moochers, a CBS reality series that will attempt to help people get rid of friends and relatives who have overstayed their welcome.

Gregg Hoffman, the producer of Saw and Saw 2, died unexpectedly after complaining of neck pain on Sunday. He was 42. An autopsy is planned.

Actor Jack Colvin, best known for playing "Jack McGee" in the 1970s series The Incredible Hulk, died last Thursday from complications of stroke. He was 71.

Early Show (CBS) -- Caroline Kennedy
Today (NBC) -- Heidi Klum(Project Runway)
Good Morning America (ABC) -- Sister Moon
Tony Danza (Synd) -- Jon Voight (Pope John Paul the Second)
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Marg Helgenberger (C-S-I), Mekhi Phifer (E-R)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Marilu Henner
The View (ABC) -- Nicollette Sheridan (Desperate Housewives)
Jay Leno (NBC) -- Tommy Lee Jones (The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada), Sarah Silverman (Jesus Is Magic)
David Letterman (CBS) -- Catherine Zeta-Jones (repeat)
Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Paula Abdul (American Idol)
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Lindsay Lohan
Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- John Malkovich (repeat)
Carson Daly (NBC) -- Freddie Prinze Junior (repeat)
C-B-S airs part two of its bio-pic Pope John Paul the Second.
Who's the fairest of them all? Find out on the season finale of America's Next Top Model.
A new season of Project Runway kicks off on Bravo.

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December 6th , 2005

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OK, there is a serious battle tonight ~

Tonight CBS airs The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, featuring lingerie modeling from Gisele Bundchen and Tyra Banks, as well as the first post pregnancy runway appearance for Heidi Klum... who will also get love serenades from her husband Seal singing "Love's Divine" and "Crazy." Ricky Martin will be on hand to perform his new single "Drop It on Me" at the holiday themed event. And the show also includes red carpet interviews and model profiles. Ok, I saw previews and this show is going to be way hot..... well here is the battle....

Tonight on FOX, live in the east and tape delayed in the west, are the 2005 Billboard Music Awards, recognizing the year's leading artists as determined by Billboard magazine's weekly charts. On hand from Hollywood will be Carmen Electra, Nick Cannon, Hulk and Brooke Hogan and The Blue Man Group. and then lastly......

Tonight on NBC it's the season premiere of the reality show Fear Factor with a new crop of daredevil contestants taking on a harrowing helicopter stunt, crawling through a vent system filled with rats, spiders and fire, and diving to get a prize from a sunken armored car.

Jennifer Aniston ... remember when she battled tabloids over photos of her sunbathing topless in the backyard of her home with Brad Pitt, and won! You'd think that Vince Vaughn's girlfriend would've learned her lesson. You'd be wrong. Jen's lawyer has sent a letter to celebrity magazines warning they'd be subject to "substantial monetary damages" if they published recent photos "showing Aniston, topless or in the act of taking off or putting on her top." The lawyer claims the photos were shot by paparazzo Peter Brandt with a telephoto lens from more than a mile away. That is one hellafied lens. Of course, Jen is currently on the cover of GQ magazine topless!

According to reports on Australia's Nine-M-S-N website, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will stroll down the aisle in July, . The report says that Katherine Holmes and Thomas Mapother (Cruise's birth name) are registered at Nieman Markus with a wedding date set for July 7th and a note... "The couple welcomes NM gift cards." In a recent Barbara Walters interview, Cruise said they were aiming for a summer wedding, which is a good time, considering he didn't have a film ready after Mission Impossible wraps. Tom and Katie supposedly wanted to get married in Cancun, but since it was pounded by Hurricane Wilma, they've reportedly started considering the Dominican Republic and Jamaica. Holmes is estimated to be about five months pregnant, meaning she'll deliver the couple's first child sometime in the early spring. Katie's parents aren't too happy that she is having the child out of wedlock, but Katie wants to be married in a presentable fashion verses rushed and preggo. Nine-M-S-N <---- Check out the web site for more details....

Another father 2 B is on the LOW.... If you didn't know, well, now you know... Adam Sandler is going to be a Big Daddy... for real. The 39 year old comic actor and his 31 year old wife, Jackie, who also had a part in Big Daddy, are expecting their first child. They were married at Dick Clark's Malibu estate in June 2003.

The long awaited third season of Dave Chappelle's Comedy Central show is about break off for you, or at least the episodes Chappelle completed before his "spiritual retreat" to South Africa to rejuvenate. Comedy Central will air the completed third season episodes in the second quarter of next year, after first showing them on the "Motherload" page at [ComedyCentral.com]. The cable channel will offer a sneak peek at a few of the sketches on Last Laugh '05, a year-in review show debuting this Sunday .. for all you hard core fans that can't wait, go to the wesite for teasers.. Of course, nobody has ever officially said that there wouldn't be a complete season three of Chappelle's Show hmmmmmmm

If you want to stay indoors this week and chill with a new movie, here are the new releases....

New to D-V-D this week is the drama Cinderella Man with Russell Crowe as the real-life Depression-era boxer Jim Braddock, who rose from obscurity and poverty to take on the champ Max Baer. Co-starring are Renee Zellweger and Paul Giamatti. D-V-D extras include commentary, deleted scenes, a special on the film's casting, Crowe's on-set video diary and the featurettes Pre-Fight Preparations and Lights, Camera, Action: The Fight From Every Angle as well as The Sound of the Bell, Braddock Versus Baer Fight Footage and Cinderella Music Man.

The retread of the '70s T-V series The Dukes of Hazzard stars Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville as fast-driving Southern moonshine runners "Bo" and "Luke Duke," with Jessica Simpson stepping into the "Daisy Duke" role. Co-starring are Burt Reynolds, Willie Nelson and T-V "Wonder Woman" Lynda Carter. The D-V-D has a gag reel, a behind-the-scenes special, the featurettes Daisy Dukes: The Short Short Shorts, The General Lee Lives and the Jessica Simpson video "These Boots Are Made for Walking."

The comic book Fantastic Four comes to the big screen with Michael Chiklis, Ioan Gruffudd, Chris Evans and Jessica Alba out to foil the plans of "Doctor Doom," played by Julian McMahon of T-V's Nip/Tuck. D-V-D extras include a behind-the-scenes home video hosted by the cast, a making-of special, deleted scenes, commentary and an inside look at the upcoming flick X-Men 3.

Jenny McCarthy is a modern-day "Cinderella" who's prone to disaster and on a dating spree in search of true love in the comedy Dirty Love with Carmen Electra and Kathy Griffin. The D-V-D has commentary from McCarthy, who wrote the film

Harvey Fierstein, who is currently playing "Tevye" in Fiddler on the Roof on Broadway, will step back into a dress to play a New Jersey mother-of-two in a FOX sitcom.

20th Century Fox is whipping up a sequel to the hit Fantastic Four. Look for it in theaters on July 4th, 2007.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is in talks to play a football player with a daughter he hardly knows in Disney's Daddy's Girl.

Bravo has six pilots in the pipeline, including Dishing, a weekly pop culture talk show; Ex Wives Club, a reality series about rich divorcees; War of the Wives, a competition that will find two husbands, experts in their fields, trying to train their wives in their expertise; and This Evening With These People, a spoof newscast reporting on the life of a typical American family.

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit scored a leading 15 nominations, including best feature, for the 33rd annual Annie Awards, which honor animated films. Chicken Little, Corpse Bride, Howl's Moving Castle and Madagascar are also up for best film.

The D-V-D of the fourth season of 24, out this week, contains a 10-minute segment bridging the gap between the fourth and upcoming fifth seasons.

Julianne Moore will play a nanny who falls in love with the widowed father of the girl she's taking care of in a feature adaptation of an Alice Munro short story.

Brandy is returning to the small screen, as an entertainment news editor in L-A, in an as-yet untitled W-B sitcom.

Mary J. Blige, the Queen of Hip-Hop Soul, will play legendary jazz singer Nina Simone in a bio-pic of the late singer.

N-B-A Access With Ahmad Rashad, a weekly peek into the lives of various basketball stars, will debut on A-B-C on January 28th.

Denzel Washington has donated 25-thousand dollars to a program that helps needy people in Rocky Mount, North Carolina pay their heating bills. Washington played Herman Boone -- a Rocky Mount native and successful high school football coach in Virginia -- in Remember the Titans.

Mel Gibson's T-V production company has four network pilots in development. Conflict of Interest, a drama series about a young lawyer, and an untitled legal-medical hybrid are in the pipeline at U-P-N. Solomon Versus Lord, which Variety describes as "a Miami-set legal procedural a la Moonlighting," is coming to C-B-S. And a sitcom about a new mom is in the work at A-B-C.

Hugh Jackman is a good bet to star in Rebound Boy, a comedy about a bachelor who only dates women on the rebound.

N-B-C and its affiliates will produce a nightly half-hour program daily during February's Winter Olympics, focusing on local athletes and previewing that night's competition.

Early Show (CBS) -- Judi Dench
Regis & Kelly (Synd) -- Lindsay Lohan
Tony Danza (Synd) -- John Lithgow
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Ted Danson (Knights of the South Bronx)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Jamie Lee Curtis (The Kid & I)
The View (ABC) -- Jennifer Jason Leigh
Jay Leno (NBC) -- Ron Howard, chef Rachael Ray
David Letterman (CBS) -- Madonna (repeat)
Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Larry King
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Adrien Brody (King Kong)
Carson Daly (NBC) -- Dennis Rodman (repeat)
FOX airs the Billboard Music Awards, with performances by Green Day, Carrie Underwood and others.
Bravo premieres Party Party, a reality series about -- what else? -- planning the perfect party.

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December 5th , 2005

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Welcome back to another crazy work week....

OK, so there is Bengar.... ehhh for those of you under big rocks, that is Ben and his woman... now !

get ready for Brangelina !

I am sure I am not the first to say it, but it sounds good...

Ok, so over the weekend we were on the coast checking out the x mas lights, went to the zoo in San Diego, and then caught a parade outside this cool sports bar in Diego... and while the parade was on, the e tv parade was on too.... we were watching some great E tv and saw the conference clips of Brad and A Jolie over seas. As much as I am not a fan of an American citizen wanting to give citizenship to another country , I think they, as a couple, are the best looking couple together. They look happy, they look healthy, and they seem strong together. Brad Pitt, who always said he wanted a family, is about to get one too. Jennifer Aniston's ex husband has filed papers to become the legal father of girlfriend Angelina Jolie's two adopted children, Maddox and Zahara. By they way, her children are adorable. Mr. and Mrs. Pitt. Of course, or .. Brangelina have still never publicly admitted that they're a couple.

Britney and Johnny Knoxville !!!!

Breaking news ! Britney had Kevin's car towed and taken back.... hahahahah Apparently he was out driving the car she bought him, and so she said f it, imma take it back. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's relationship is splittin! and the reason is Kev's drug pals. Britney reportedly kicked Kevin out of their Malibu pad Wednesday night when he showed up with his pot dealing pal. Star magazine reports, "Britney turned around and fired two of her longtime security guards for letting what she called 'the weedman' into the house." Not good to have the weedman around the baby! Spears is weary of her hubby's partying since the birth of their son, Sean Preston, 11 weeks ago. Following Federline's eviction, Spears and her girlfriends were spotted at a Hollywood club downing cocktails with Johnny Knoxville, according to New York's Daily News ...... oh god ! is she trading in one bad car for another.... hmmm

Donald Trump won't give up ..... at all ....

Donald Trump has a new TV idea... ( ehhh the martha stewart idea sucked ass by the way ) anyways, he has something else up up up his sleeve... The Trump Shopping Network is coming your way sooner or later, hoefully later since there are already 20 of these deals on cable and satellite ! he Don tells the Wall Street Journal he's "looking at a number of different alternatives" for an all shopping all the time channel as in for people that like to shop 24-7-365. The paper says he's been talking to his Apprentice home, NBC, about its Shop NBC network, but Trump insists it "doesn't necessarily have to be the NBC channel."

Desperate Housewives Stuff

Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross says she is a lot like the Martha Stewart esque character in real life. It ain't true, but she says, "Right now if they want to think I'm 'Bree,' it's okay because I'm so fed up with my own disorganization and messiness. A delivery man came into my house and I did something and he just started howling. And I was like, 'What?' He said, 'You're nothing like your character!' I said, 'I never said I was.'" hmmmm maybe she needs a little attitude ... she is hot though...

"Aeon Flux" was no match for "Harry Potter" at the theatres over the weekend.. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire continued to bewitch movie goers, as the fantasy flick conjured up another 20 point five million dollars to remain at number one for a third straight weekend. Its total earnings have risen to 230 million.... almost a quarter of a billon dollars... damn !

Aeon Flux, starring Charlize Theron as the futuristic assassin, opened in second place with 13.1 mil

The Johnny Cash bio-picture... Walk the Line dropped from second to third with 10 million dollars.

Yours, Mine, and Ours also fell one spot. The Dennis Quaid - Rene Russo family flick earned 8.4 dollars for fourth place.

Just Friends, a romantic comedy starring Ryan Reynolds, slipped into the Top 5.6 mil ! . The movie opened in sixth place last weekend.

The second season of Dancing With the Stars will waltz onto ABC with a two hour January 5th premiere. Regular 90-minute episodes will follow on Thursday nights, with the 30-minute results show airing on Fridays.

Jamie Foxx will play the head of a US counterterrorism team investigating an attack on Americans in the Middle East in The Kingdom, from Friday Night Lights director Peter Berg.

George Clooney will receive the third Freedom Award from the Broadcast Film Critics Association, for his work directing Good Night, and Good Luck.

The filming of Mission: Impossible 3 in Shanghai, China wrapped up two days ahead of schedule last week, because, in the words of star Tom Cruise, "how well our company and the company that we had [in China] worked together."

Would you believe...The Longest Yard director Peter Segal is going to direct the big-screen version of the classic sitcom Get Smart.

Cache, a French thriller, swept the 18th annual European Film Awards, handed out in Berlin on Saturday night.

Alicia Silverstone, Mary Steenburgen and Rebecca Pidgeon will star in the L-A stage debut of David Mamet's play Boston Marriage. Performances begin January 31st.

Fans of Reunion hoping the recently cancelled show's murder mystery will be solved before it goes off the air in February are out of luck -- FOX says there's not enough time to tie up the loose ends.

Simon Cowell has cooked up another U-K reality competition. In Star Duets, established singers will work on recording duets with celebrities.

The Multi-Ethnic Media Coalition says A-B-C has the best racial and ethnic diversity on network television, thanks to such shows as Lost, Grey's Anatomy, George Lopez and Freddie.

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, the first fictional feature starring the Blue Collar Tour comic, will be released by Paramount on March 31st.

The Cartoon Network has ordered 13 episodes of Squirrel Boy, the animated adventures of a pet squirrel named "Rodney."

The old '80s cop show The Equalizer is being developed as a feature by Harvey and Bob Weinstein.

The Ultimate Blackjack Tour, which hopes to do for 21 what all those televised poker shows have done for poker, is in the works. The show has a Survivor like twist a player is forced out three times a game.

Sharon Lawrence, Tim Matheson and Mika Boorem will star in an original Lifetime movie version of Martha Tod Dudman's best-selling Augusta Gone, about the rocky relationship between a mother and her teenaged daughter.

British actress and social activist Julia Ormond has been named a goodwill ambassador of the UN Office of Drugs and Crime.

Hundreds of hopefuls packed the streets of Philadelphia on Saturday for an open casting call for Rocky 6.

Good Morning happy people
December 2nd , 2005

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are the proud parents of a baby girl. Although Jennifer's due date was not for another week, labor was induced at an LA hospital on Wednesday night. The couple had reportedly been planning to name the baby Violet !! but that hasn't been confirmed

Fox News
E! Entertainment!

So now the question is... who will have the first pictures of the baby?

Britney Spears' hubby Kevin Federline has allegedly refused to see a therapist concerning the couple's marriage woes. So she's decided to try the next best thing, ( NO . not her foot in his mouth ) a psychic. A close friend tells Life and Style Weekly, "She wants to know if Kevin will cheat, if they'll have another child and if the marriage will last." The psychic even told Britney not to secure Kevin a role in the up and coming Broadway musical Sweet Charity, saying it would create more problems. Wow, she is just doing everything for him.... too funny... next she will be pissing for him.... hmmmm ....

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are "officially" engaged, or must be "officially" engaged... if you believe a host of media sources, from FOX News, People magazine and USA Today here in the States to the Melbourne Sun in the happy couple's Australian homeland. If it's true, the whirlwind romance has gone from lunch to a ring to Thanksgiving dinner with the parents to an "official" engagement within months. There's even a rumor that Nicole is pregnant. Wow.... she MUST be doing this just in spite of Tom.... ok, anyways, on with this a new story.....

Police in Scottsdale, Arizona confirmed yesterday (Thursday) that they pulled over Vince Vaughn and his passenger, Jennifer Aniston, early morning Tuesday, and gave Vaughn a sobriety test. Although police don't say why they pulled over the celebrity couple, the officer who approached the car says he smelled alcohol on Vaughn's breath. Although Vaughn's blood alcohol was below the legal limit, police suggested they not continue driving, and the celebs hopped in a car that was following them and zipped off into the night. Vaughn and Aniston have reportedly been a couple since co starring in the upcoming flick The Break Up.

So.... here is a Tara Reid before drunken state......
as you can see, she has the enhanced chest.... just the opposite of anorexia...
when she gets depressed, she gets em enlarged.... ? go figure.

ok speaking of crazy bitches in the ent industry....

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Lyndsay

here she is on the set of her new movie... " Bobby" about the assassination of RFK .... She does look like she gained a lot of weight for this roll. She looks like ms sunshine in this dress..... and if you really look at the pictures below, you can see the weight she gained for the movie is way out there....

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she looks like a 15 yr old girl in these pics .... she is walking out of my friends Starbucks with a frozen drink...

It's a $100,000 Paris Hilton watch. Yes, Paris has released her very own line of watches that start at $100,000!!!

Nice to see how the kikajou (monkey) she was keeping has been confiscated.....
she's paying attention to her little mutt again!!
hummmmm she treats her animals better then her men,

that poor dog is thinking
" bitch, i want to be somewhere chasing my tail stop dressing me up in these whack ass outfits and damn it, stop being a tramp

that dog just looks hella pissed !

well there is another new story on her ... nemesis....

Even though The Simple Life is moving to E!, Nicole Richie isn't through playing with the FOX. In fact, Paris Hilton's former best buddy has signed a talent, their word, not ours, a big deal with 20th Century Fox TV, which plans to put Lionel's young'un in a sitcom. According to Variety, Nicole hinted "that she'd like to play a character loosely based on herself -- comparing it to Will Smith in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air." that girl needs to eat something .....

The next time you go to buy Chanel, look close at the new look....

The 33 year old Hellboy star Selma Blair, is the new face of Chanel. Chanel's honcho, Karl Lagerfield, personally photographed her for an upcoming ad campaign for a line of sunglasses. Selma says that when the pony tailed designer shoots her he's "capturing something that's more.....my personal flaws, the way I am as a girl, not a model." wow, as you know, this is how Nicole Kidman got down..... interesting...

dID you know ??????

Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa will be celebrating their first anniversary next month.

They didn't hook up then, but Ben Affleck met Jennifer Garner on the set of the 2001 flop Pearl Harbor.

Joey can use some friends. NBC is shelving the series next month, at least until it finishes its coverage of the Winter Olympics. Meanwhile, My Name Is Earl and The Office will move from Tuesday to Thursday beginning next month. Also joining Will and Grace on N-B-C's former "must-see" night -- the new Seth Green sitcom, Four Kings.

Dennis Franz will be the grand marshal of tonight's annual Christmas parade in Santa Barbara, California.

Friends With Money, a dramedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Frances McDormand, will open next month's Sundance Film Festival. Director Nick Cassavetes' drug epic Alpha Dog, starring Bruce Willis, Sharon Stone and Justin Timberlake, closes things out.

Peter Weir will direct Johnny Depp in Shantaram, about a heroin addict who escapes from an Australian prison and reinvents himself as a doctor in India.

Former Saturday Night Live star Tracy Morgan will star in an N-B-C sitcom set behind the scenes at an S-N-L-type series. It's from the pen of S-N-L star and writer Tina Fey.

The FOX Reality Channel will not only be repeating the fourth season of American Idol, in the weeks before the January debut of its fifth season, but will then air an original companion series, modeled after the British tie-in called Pop Idol Extra.

Jonathan Mostow will direct Will Smith in Tonight, He Comes, a Columbia feature about a superhero having a mid-life crisis.

William H. Macy, Kim Delaney, William Hurt and Ron Livingston will star in T-N-T's summer mini-series Nightmares and Dreamscapes: From the Stories of Stephen King.

Keira Knightley was named U-K Personality of the Year by the British Independent Film Awards. The Constant Gardener earned top film.

The entire library of horror movies hosted by Elvira will be released on D-V-D via Shout! Factory.

The N is developing its first drama series -- Whistler, about the mysterious death of a snowboarder at a mountain resort.

Journal Editorial Report, a half-hour talk show from the Wall Street Journal, is moving from P-B-S to the FOX News Channel beginning next month.

Amy Brenneman is joining Al Pacino, Leelee Sobieski, Neal McDonough and Benjamin McKenzie in the Jon Avnet thriller 88 Days, about a forensics expert who receives a threat claiming he will be killed within the title timeframe.

Steven Spielberg will receive the Outstanding Contribution to Cinematic Imagery Award from the Art Directors Guild at their February awards dinner

Friday
Early Show (CBS) -- Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux), the latest castoff from Survivor: Guatemala
Good Morning America (ABC) -- Isaac Mizrahi
Regis & Kelly (Synd) -- Jerry Lewis
Tony Danza (Synd) -- Marlo Thomas, Bob Costas
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Harry Connick Junior (The Happy Elf)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Teri Garr
The View (ABC)-- Tom Arnold (The Kid & I), Jon Voight and Cary Elwes (Pope John Paul the Second)
Jay Leno (NBC) -- Tyra Banks
David Letterman (CBS) -- Luke Wilson
Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Joe Rogan
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Supermodel Gisele Bundchen
Craig Ferguson (CBS) -- Tom Arnold (The Kid & I)
Carson Daly (NBC) -- Adam Goldberg
The Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association's annual National Finals Rodeo kicks off 10 days of live action from Las Vegas on E-S-P-N 2.
Get into the swingin' Christmas spirit with Harry Connick Junior, who stars in N-B-C's The Happy Elf.
Start your engines! T-N-T airs the 2005 NASCAR Nextel Cup Series Awards Ceremony.
C-B-S airs a Knots Landing reunion.

Saturday
U-P-N goes slip-slidin' away with Nutcracker on Ice.
Grab your hat -- and your boots! C-B-S airs the Academy of Country Music's 40th Anniversary Celebration.
H-B-O gets funny with the concert special Robert Klein: The Amorous Busboy of Decatur Avenue.
N-B-C airs the Glamour Women of the Year Awards.

Sunday
C-B-S hops on the Popemobile with part one of its bio-pic, simply titled Pope John Paul the Second.
Get historical -- but cute -- with the W-B's Felicity: An American Girl Adventure.

Good Morning happy people
December 1st , 2005

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Welcome to December.....
I am trying something a little new here....
if you look to the side of the page, you will see the past few months that I have in storage.....
so if you want to catch up, hit up an old month....

Apparently, Kate Winslet starved herself for a week before shooting a nude scene in her new movie according to Female First... She was so scared of showing off her curves inthis new political thriller 'All The King's Men' so, she wouldn't let herself eat for days before filming. She revealed: "I starved myself for a week"

and there is more .....

"I was completely paranoid about the while thing. I've had two kids! And I had to walk across a room naked"

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poor girl she is too beautiful to be worried about looking good for the camera.... blah ....

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The rocker - who hopes to create a whole lifestyle range - says he doesn't want to cash on his name, but wants another "creative outlet".

He said: "I'm working on a fashion house and home line. I've just kind of been laying back. Now is the time for me to do it

"It's more of a lifestyle brand. It's something that's just another outlet for me"

The singer - who set up his own interior design company earlier this year - added: "I'm not doing it to slap my name on things and sell them Yes, it's about business, but for me, it's a really creative outlet"

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Queer Eye For The Straight Guy man,
he's got a children's book for the alternative lifestyle kids .

"Your Different and That's Super !"

and on the cover there seems to be a unicorn with a dildoe on his head....
YuP, yes in-deedy do ....the story is about a horse that grows up and finds out he is a unicorn....

hmmmm ( like rudolph )

ok, so this book has a description right from the horses mouth.

click here
and listen to the book description.... right from the man hiself !

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Tyler Goldman

Sooooo, Hustler President, Tyler was on the show today ! Porn is the way according to Tyler... statistics say that 65% of all women over the age of 16 enjoys soft porn, even if they won't admit it. 50% of all people watch porn based on research.... hmmmmm.... Tyler's advice to couples out there that find one of there partners are into porn.... enjoy it as a hobby, keep your mind open to it, and enjoy it. Did you know the most popular items in the hustler world is the Bendy Beaver..... it's rechargeable too ! OH, #2 on Hustler.com is "Ghetto Booty !" the video comes in video packs.... hmmmmmmmm ! too funny. Can you say variety..... Tyler Goldman is engaged and his wife's only complaint is that he brings too much of his work home ( movies.

New porn to hit the shelf......" Blank Me Harder White Boy 2 " .... " Squeeler 2 " ..... oh here is one.... " Jack The Zipper 2" ..... "Larry's Angels" ... "The Divinci Stack" " But Blaster 2"..... hmmmm interesting.....

and the top porn..... hahaha 38 Aviana awards are for the taking and Hustler is up for grabs to snatch.. get it, snatch them ..... I think I know someone that really needs jesus in his life.... named Tyler....

Learn from others mistakes

Nick & Jessica ..... NO PRE-NUP .......................................................... hahah !

Karma is such a bitch, and tuna girl is feeling it now.... He holla'd "We want pre nup, we want pre nup!" when they first got engaged. SHE said NO, i love you and we don't need anything like that.... Dadio Simpson said " Pre nup " and Jes said " Stay out of it dad " ... and if you thingk about it... Nick was doing the 98 Degrees thing and Jess was JUST getting started with her music career... she had nothing, he had the bucks, and didn't care if his ass might be on the line... I wonder if he had a crystal ball, according to jessica, at the time he had golden balls.

Well well well.... things have definately changed for the better for Nick over the course of their 3 year marriage. She made $35 million last year... he made PEANUTS compared to that... and now it's going to get UGLY.

Papa Joe has apparently hired some bigshot divorce attorney..... ehhh whatever.... that bitch needs to study the Tom Cruise tragedy.... and more ....

Meanwhile, Nick's getting his career back on track .... I GUESS... he'll be starring in a WB show, playing a NEWLYWED baseball player. Jessica's just been offerred a movie role... we'll see what happens.

Meet Maria ! or is that Christina.... ehhh nope, Maria...

Christina Aguilera

says she is thinking about changing her legal name to "Maria Bratman". Maria is her middle name, and of course she wants to take her husband's last name. She says Christina Aguilera will always be her professional name... either way she looked beautiful at her wedding....

Click here for more on this change she is making....

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No more Coke.... look, it's crack......

ok, so she's at something else that brings out the crack in her....
Kate Moss doing a photo shoot over the weekend in the Carribbean..with lots of crack!

Photos and story from News of the World with even more crack... for all you crack heads... too funny, and my ex gf thought i was a tweaker.... welll here is something that will make you feel, ehhh tweaky...

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Did this guy make her outfit?

well the new Madonna is the kinda girl that thinks she can make
a great movie because her man can....
so we'll see what she has to offer in the near future.....

This is the coolest couple in Hollywood .... she is due in December..... Preggo women are beautiful.... bitchy, but beautiful...

Paris..... ENGAGED ......AGAIN!!!

Moving right along from one greek shipping heir fiance to the next!!!

Despite rumors that his family wants him to stay the hell away from that American slut Paris Hilton, Starvos Niarchos has apparently proposed and his family is hella pissed off.... and we are all laughing, because one slut deserves another.... i think he just went home and watched that Paris video, and she DID hook up like a champ in that video.....

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The women's network asked viewers who they'd rather smooch under the mistletoe ... Brad Pitt or Vince Vaughn. Pitt spanked Jen's new boyfriend by 78 percent to 22 percent. In other kissing either or's, Demi Moore's old husband, Bruce Willis, spanked her new husband, Ashton Kutcher ( haha ) ; Tom Cruise stomped all over Katie Holmes' ex boyfriend Chris Klein; and, by a narrow margin, women found Owen Wilson more kissable than brother Luke Wilson... so Angelina Jolie's going to have a more enviable Christmas than Jennifer Aniston, according to a recent Lifetime Television poll. it gets even better now.....

45% of men surveyed said that even being married, they still wanna do Anjelina Jolie.... hahah basically the research says every other married man in the US would do her ...... hahahah ! ask your man .

Tom Cruise, as you know, pissed off psychiatrists earlier this year by calling their work "pseudoscience," has another group of medicos pissed off. The American College of Radiology has issued a statement slamming Cruise's admission that he and Katie Holmes monitor the progress of their upcoming child on their own sonogram machine. ( that is so illegal ) According to the ACR, "Tom Cruise has been badly advised regarding the use and potential abuse of ultrasound"...(hmmm ok there's more ) "If it is not medically necessary, the use of ultrasound raises unnecessary physical risk to the fetus." The FDA warns that Cruise and Holmes may in fact be violating the law by having their own personal sonogram machine. ( yeah yeah, but since he is Tom Cruise, he gets away with it.... NOW there is more

According to www.femalefirst.co.uk he got the machine, because he wants to sit and watch his unborn child....

Poor Katie... she's going to end up strapped to the ultrasound bed for the next several months while Tom carries a portable closed circuit television so he can monitor the baby's every move.

Soon he'll start seeing the baby grow a few extra arms.. a third leg. 5 eyes......

Jessica Simpson is in a little trouble, she is being dragged into court by a company called Icon Licensing. In papers filed this week in New York Supreme Court, Icon says it was stiffed out of its commission for helping her broker the multi million dollar sale of the brand name "Jessica Simpson." The name, picked up by JS Brand Management for use in a clothing line, was a success, bringing in an estimated 10 million dollars in sales, and now they want there money....

Britney Spears wants to make sure her new son Sean Preston's first Christmas is special, so she's planning on having him play the baby Jesus in his own nativity scene. Britney and husband Kevin Federline have transformed his bedroom into the barnyard nativity setting, according to the British paper the Daily Star. The lavish decorations include six waxwork models, several life size toy donkeys and cattle and a cherry wood manger. A source tells the newspaper, "It cost an absolute fortune. But at least she didn't have to buy a baby Jesus, because Sean is playing the part." wow, what moeny can buy. hmmmm !

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are rarely photographed without big cups of Starbucks coffee, but are they motivated by an addiction to caffeine or an addiction to a multimillion dollar paycheck? According to the New York Daily News, Bennifer Two has "snagged an exclusive seven figure contract with Starbucks to drink, be photographed with and generally promote the popular java around the country." Spokespeople for Affleck and Starbucks both deny the pay for slurp story. Imagine that, walkign billboards as the celebrity in thing ...... hmmmmm just think, Federline and his Big Gulp....and Chitos ...

Julia Roberts didn't make a movie in 2005, but that hasn't kept her from topping The Hollywood Reporter's annual list of the most powerful actresses in Tinseltown. The list is based on the amount of money an actress earns per film, for Julia it's a hefty 20 million dollars, a few million ahead of Nicole Kidman. Rounding out the Top 10 ... Reese Witherspoon, Drew Barrymore, Renee Zellweger, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Jodie Foster, Charlize Theron and Jennifer Aniston... and they are all making over 10 million a film.

Avril Lavigne will make her acting debut in the crime drama The Flock, starring Richard Gere and Claire Danes. Shooting is getting started now in New Mexico. The film, which stars Gere as a federal agent investigating a paroled sex offender's connection to a missing girl, will feature Avril in an unglamorous part complete with a chipped tooth and glasses. Avril says she's taking a break from singing to explore acting. She's also featured in the animated Over the Hedge, which is due in theaters May 19th, and she'll appear in director Richard Linklater's upcoming film. I am actually happy for her, she might actually do good as an actor...

Michael Jackson's nemesis, Santa Barbara DA Thomas Sneddon, hasn't given up on his decade long effort to nail the King of Pop. Sneddon is now investigating claims that Jackson is abusing and trafficking drugs, according to London's Sun. Police are reportedly investigating allegations by former aides that Jackson is hooked on anti-depressants and painkillers, drugs that he may have brought with him to his new home in Bahrain.

right !

In addition, traces of cocaine were reportedly found on Jacko's underpants during a police raid conducted in that child sex abuse investigation. A source tells the tabloid Jackson is staying in Bahrain because he fears another arrest if he returns to California. i thought after this dude moved to wherever he is, that would be the end of this BS drama, now there's more....

Mariska Hargitay was in the back seat of the car during the wreck that killed her mother, Jayne Mansfield.

Steven Spielberg intends to keep off the talk-show and news conference circuit for his upcoming film Munich, about the massacre of Israeli athletes at the 1972 Olympics. His rep tells the L-A Times the director "wants everybody not to have preconceptions, to see the movie and make up their own minds."

Sex and the City creator Darren Star is close to a deal with the B-B-C to develop an hour-long drama series set in the world of Formula One racing.

Tom Selleck will play Candice Bergen's eccentric husband on a February episode of Boston Legal.

Jeremy Piven will play a real estate developer targeted by the angry wildlife in an area he's developing in an as-yet untitled comedy from New Line Cinema.

Paramount has cancelled reviewer screenings of the Charlize Theron sci-fi flick Aeon Flux, never a good sign.

Tom Hanks, Richard Gere, Will Smith, Elizabeth Taylor, Sharon Stone and Whoopi Goldberg are just a few of the celebrities who'll join Nelson Mandela on a poster to raise awareness of World AIDS Day. Kenneth Cole, the designer and chairman of AMFAR, is behind the catchy campaign.

Oscar-winner Kim Basinger has been hired as the new face of the Miu Miu line of designer clothes and shoes.

New York Giants running back Tiki Barber has signed on as a regular contributor to FOX News's weekly morning show, FOX and Friends First.

Beverly Cleary's classic kids' book character "Ramona Quimby," who first appeared in the 1955 book Beezus and Ramona, is being readied for her first feature film, courtesy of FOX 2000. Cleary turns 90 in April.

C-D Payne's cult coming-of-age novel Youth in Revolt, about a 16-year-old's efforts to lose his virginity, is being developed as a feature by Dimension Films.

Ice Cube and Thomas Hayden Church will co-star in director Steve Carr's remake of the classic Cary Grant comedy Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House.

Spike T-V is reviving the old N-B-C reality series World's Most Amazing Videos, ordering 26 fresh one-hour episodes.

Marlon Wayans is being sued by Fountainhead Entertainment, which claims, among other things, that he illegally pulled out of their movie, A Talent for Trouble.

Comedic actress Wendie Jo Sperber, who will be best remembered as Michael J. Fox's character's sister in Back to the Future, died Tuesday in Los Angeles following a long battle with breast cancer. Sperber's age has been reported as 43, 46 and 47. In addition to Back to the Future, Sperber co-starred with Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari in the cross-dressing comedy Bosom Buddies and Bachelor Party, which also starred Hanks, among nearly 30 TV and movie starring credits. In a statement, Hanks called Sperber a "walking inspiration. We are going to miss her as surely as we are all the better for knowing her." --

Early Show (CBS) -- Chef Bobby Flay
Today (NBC) -- Skiers Hannah Teter and Shaun White (First Descent)
Regis & Kelly (Synd) -- Alan Alda
Tony Danza (Synd) -- Paula Abdul
Ellen DeGeneres (Synd) -- Ty Pennington (Extreme Makeover: Home Edition)
Martha Stewart (Synd) -- Supermodel Iman
The View (ABC)-- Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux)
Jay Leno (NBC) -- Snoop Dogg
David Letterman (CBS) -- Oprah Winfrey
Jimmy Kimmel (ABC) -- Chris Elliott
Conan O'Brien (NBC) -- Alan Alda, Billy Joel
Carson Daly (NBC) -- Jerry O'Connell (Yours, Mine and Ours)
A-B-C airs Have No Fear: The Life of Pope John Paul the Second.
M-T-V airs Real World Reunion: Tex, Hugs and Rock 'n' Roll.

Good Morning happy people
November 30th, 2005

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Welcome to the middle of the week ........... and now ladies and gentleman, and a few animals too....

TOM CRUISE SPEAKS

ok, so on our morning show this morning we aired clips of this interview with Barbara Walters....

Ok, here are some clips from a few interviews with Tom / Barbara Walters..... listen to Tom's statement at the end that he made about the results of the Matt Lower interview (about the number of kids that came off Rydalin).... ( i think that is how you spell it )

clip 1 ( wow ) !

you may have to right click and save to your puter if it doesn't play.....

Clip 2

here Tom Cruise finally discloses information about the wedding, scientology, and more.....

The trash talker is ba