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Courtney Jaye = way hot and way talented...
Ok, there is really only one thing that I want to add onto this site for
the weekend....... A prayer for the ones that are experiencing misfortune
in Louisiana......
August ! ! ! ! ! !
Check
out: www.give.org to
find honorable charities that can use your donations to help out with the
disaster relief effort in
New Orleans
.
CHARITIES
YOU CAN GIVE TO WITHOUT WORRY
American
Red Cross
www.redcross.org
Salvation
Army www.salvationarmyusa.org
Red
Cross and 50-thousand to U-S-A
Harvest. Duff says, "It's heartbreaking to see the devastation on
T-V. People are missing family members and they have absolutely nothing
left -- not even food or water. I want to do everything I can to help
those who have survived to rebuild their lives." If you wish to join
Hilary in making a contribution to those organizations, give through their
websites -- [RedCross.org]
and [USAHarvest.com].
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Now here is some ent news that is not more important
than information above ~
| there are pictures
coming soon |
ok, this is
retarded..... i mean, this is getting way outta line... borderline
bitchism.... ( if that is even a word I can make up for you to
relate to....
Fiddy
vs. Diddy
50 CENT is accusing SEAN 'DIDDY' COMBS of
changing his stage name to mirror his own nickname, to
supposedly boost popularity. As you know, or maybe you have been
under a large rock, and don't know, or care, Combs has been
known as Puffy, Puff Daddy and P Diddy, and recently announced
plans to switch his name to Diddy. Well, 50 Cent, real name
CURTIS JACKSON, is known as Fiddy to a large number of his fans
from the hood, and he's not at all happy with the increasing
similarities between his and Combs' nicknames.He feels like
Diddy is trying to snag the Diddy.... from the Fiddy for the
$$$$$
He says, "I'm Fiddy and now Puffy wants to be Diddy, trying
to move his name closer to me, you know what I'm sayin'? ....
OK, can we all just play nicely on the same playground..... wow,
how whack is that........
www.contactmusic.com.
The article speaks for itself.
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Britney in Elle Magazine

so
here is the story about brit's sister
Jamie Lynn ( Brit's sister )
has been having some issues with a 13 year old co-star on the set of Zoey...
so Britney marched over to this little girl and pulled her into JL's
trailer...
and told her she better leave JL alone...
Yelled at her, and said "if you don't leave my sister alone
you'll never work in this town again!"
Um... yeah, who is Britney to be saying that to ANYONE... look at her!!
Britney's people don't even deny the story,
they say she was playing peacemaker but she didn't yell at the little
girl.
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Here is the picture Gwen Stefani was a little discouraged about. Kelly won
the award and in her mind she is thinking to herself
haha you silly hoe ....... and of course Gwen is thinking, ehhhh whoa
!
hahahah this turf war between the two of these girls is funny..... They
need to make up and kiss, or kiss and make up. whatever....
Angelina
Jolie
is about to declare war on
a British tabloid. Brad Pitt's girlfriend is reportedly planning to
sue The Sun over an article claiming that the girl she recently
adopted from
Ethiopia
is not an orphan. The tabloid ran an interview with an 18-year-old woman
who claims that little Zahara is her daughter. Angelina maintains
the baby's parents are dead and has put her British legal team on standby
for a possible assault by lawsuit.
George
Clooney
has
been dumped for a "Desperate Housewife"! The former E-R star
was set to push his upcoming movie, Good Night, and Good Luck, with
an N-B-C double dip -- a Dateline interview with Stone Phillips
and a multi-part Today show sitdown with Matt Lauer. But
then the Peacock Network decided to axe the Dateline piece in favor
of a profile of Eva Longoria. So, according to
New York
's Daily News, Clooney fired off an "outraged letter" to
the Dateline executive producer, and then turned to A-B-C. Diane
Sawyer is flying off to his villa in
Italy
for an interview that will show up on Primetime and Good Morning
America. Ironically, Clooney's film is about pioneering T-V journalist
Edward R. Murrow -- who worked for C-B-S.
Michelle
Pfeiffer
was the victim of a carjacking in
London
. The 47-year-old star -- in the British capital filming I Could Never
Be Your Woman -- was loading some bags from the
Camden
antique market into the trunk of a Range Rover on Tuesday when a man
jumped in and made off with the 75-thousand-dollar vehicle -- not to
mention the bags of goodies. Pfeiffer was unhurt and was back on the set
that afternoon. --
Sam
Shepard
will star opposite Brad Pitt in The Assassination of Jesse James
by the Coward Robert Ford. Pitt plays the notorious outlaw, Shepard
plays his brother, Frank.
ok,
the best of the not so better news......
Peter
Falk and A-B-C are in talks
to revive the trench-coat wearing detective "Columbo" for the
first time since a 2003 T-V movie.
Courtney Jaye live at our Kelly Lounge ~ picture by David Hamilton
2005
Wed the 31st of
August........
Here we go........
Tommy Lee was awesome last night on
his show...... too funny, I wanna be in the House of Lee and learn the
famous hand shake....... and ehhhh Pamela admits coffee makes her nipples
perky according to Elle Magazine.... , I will add some audio to this one
in a few...... Tommy is on our morning show this morning so you can enjoy
some real up to date stufff.........
Tommy Lee describes Pamela's
nipples hard
Jamie and Tommy give sex tips .....
what women really like ...... and if your anything like me, your writing
this down to see what it is really all about .............
Tommy Lee slaps Dr Ruth.... hahahahah !
and a scene got
cut out of Tommy Lee goes to COllege ....
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More film stufff....... straight from Hollywierd.....
Stories From a Moron, the collection of bizarre correspondence
between the mysterious Ed Broth -- who may, in fact, be Jerry Seinfeld --
and various unsuspecting people and corporations, is being turned into an
animated series by 20th Century Fox T-V.
Remember "Karate Kid" Ralph Macchio? He'll be developing
programming for M-T-V's teen-oriented N network.
First up is a drama about runaway girls.
WOW... what is the deal in Malibu....
so get this .... a man takes a
cab to Jennifer Anniston's house, and just walks in the house.... WHAT ?
ok, so like ehhhh where is the sequrity ? Like, c'mon, youhave a million
dollar house in Malibu, and no sequrity ..... you might just deserve to
have stragglers wander in ...... get it together girl ! Ok, so this
dude David Hesterbey has to stay 100 yards away from her house... There is
something more to all of this..... it is too weird for this to be the
whole story..... there is more to this that we don't know yet.... maybe
David is a secret photographer or she hired him for something..... why
would a stalker take a cab straight to her house and enter it ? to weird
......
George Clooney
George Clooney wants to keep the shorts and T-shirt crowd out of his new
Las Vegas casino. According to the Las Vegas Sun, Clooney wants a
dress code imposed at Las Ramblas, the three-billion-dollar hotel and
casino he's a partner in. Insiders say the idea of trying to get people
dolled up before they gamble is unrealistic. Jeff Voyles, a casino
management instructor at U-N-L-V, says, "Do you know how many
millionaires are walking around Las Vegas wearing jeans and polo shirts?
You cannot tell somebody who is 35 to 45 years old, very successful and
makes a quarter-of-a-million-dollars per year that he has to wear a
jacket."
Something to make you
say Dahhhhhhhhmmmmm ~
dahmm, Dr. Phils's son is
going to need advice and support from his poppy on this one..... here is
the scoop, Dr. Phil's son, Jay McGraw, is engaged to 27-year-old
Erica Dahm, one of the Dahm Triplets, and when you see her, you'll say
..... Dahmmmmmm~ . The sisters appeared buck naked in the December 1998 Playboy
centerfold. The junior McGraw, like his dad, writes self-help books.
Clay Aiken
Radar Magazine..... says
Clay Aiken has a boyfriend .... hmmmm this is one to read.... Clay never
showed up on the set of Kill Reality .... he called the set every day to be in one of the actor's Kool Aid.....
hahahah ! It's all lovely, but it is out there now, Clay Aiken is getting
his love on.....
Suge Knight....

So, they say the man shot
himself..... hahahahah ! now they say he could have shot himself and then
blamed it on a fake shooter...... all in a busy club where there were
no whiteness...... He is on probation and having a gun would mean going
back to jail .... Well does it make him smart for making up a fib or a
fool for shooting his own self ? while you are pondering this ...
Let me just say this, Miami police don't play and if they find out he lied
to them and made a fake report about being shot, that is his ass, for
real, he will be in jail in a New York minute......... karma is a
byyyyyyaaaatttttcccccccccccccchhhhhhhhh
Ok, here are some pictures from the VMA's courtesy of Danas Dirt pages
.....

Caron Daily... his new look ! ? ! ?

The Hilton sisters.........
ehhhhh, to me they both just got boring..... but hey, they are still
gettin paid....
Paris looks like she is wearing a dress oyu get in the Keys when you want
a lot of color and have $20.00 boring.....

she is just getting a nice manly face...... and she is getting this whole
( i wanna look like a cartoon girl ) down..... just not looking sexy here

Aaron Carter... now that is some style........ he is looking bad boy.....

Carmen .....
this is a bold look for her, she really doesn't care that the scar sticks
out like a soar thumb.....

I think a different kiss would be way hotter ........ but I suppose the
VMA's are PG this far along..... Ashlee looks way happy she is getting
lips..... whoa !

Diddy is looking Daddy and Stefani is just fine as ... *^*&
although she didn't look too happy when she got beat out by Kelly .... ok,
no need to rub it in .... She got 100,000 for looking way sexy .... I love
her..... she is just a cool girl...... she needs her own show or at least
host something .... Gwen for president. jjjjjj kkkkk ok, so the weird is
coming
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Michael Jackson is
talking about buying a house in the United Arab Emirates? I suppose
after all the child like behaviors he has been presenting to the world,
living in a different country will be really good for him. He will add his
own Disney World to the land of Make Believe and all will be well, if he
doesn't go to jail on a new conviction for Child Molestation charges that
are coming down the pike... he better move soon, and then hide....
Martha Stewart is ....
well copy cat
ok, on Martha's new show she is
trying to come up with her own ( your firred ) catch phrase......
" you just don't fit in "
hmmmm ok, next .....
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Janice Dickenson....
ok, so Janice.... here is the news
on Janice ...... she will be at the El Ray theatre tonight at 8 pm doing a
special show called " What Would Janice Do " based on a
monologue setting ... reads on the best sex, fun times, and quite
interesting...... It is a 1 women show..... on the other side of
things...... Janice has been accused by her make up person for being asked
for drugs when getting her make up done, I will have a few clips of the
interview tomorrow...... she rips on Caprice hahahah you want to
hear this,,,, ok i have to put something on here for you to laugh at......
here is Janice rippin on Caprice......
click here .....
hahahahahahahahahahahah ! The Surreal Life set must have been a ball
!
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Eddie Murphy.... and Mariah
The new story on the way is that
Eddie Murphy is already in the arms of Mariah ! Ok.... here is the
story...
Miami, the city of hot heat... has heated up hot.... according to the New
York Daily News.... the two sat outside a hotel until the street was clear
at about 3:30 in the am, then they scurried into a hotel to be closer than
they were in the car.... Hotel Setai is a plush little hotel in Miami that
is fun times.....
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Eva Langoria is pissin em off ~
Ok, so you may know this little
hottie from Desparate Housewives.... Her bosses at ABC are heated that she
went and booked an interview Dateline NBC before giving ABC an interview
first.... whooops ..... If you aren't aware of how it's supposed to go
down, if your doing a show for ABC then you give ABC affiliates first
crack at a big interview..... hmmmmm
I think Eva just got tired of waiting for some attention so she created
some on her own..... Eva Eva Eva..... hope NBC has a spot for you .......
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Here is some Movie
shtufffff.......
Here is my favorite.... Steven Spielberg loves the worlds and wars and all
the sci fi fin stufff.. and he is the best at it,,,, so here it is, he is
back at it again,,,,,, Spielberg is on his way to re making the 1951 cult
classic When Worlds Collide...... way Haute.......
Mary Lambert, the Director of the Pet Semetary movies, will take on High
Midnight, an indie vampire western....
Sex and the city star Darren Star is creating a new beach style sitcom for
WB... hmmmm
Charlies Angels director McG and ER executive producer Scott Gemmill are
treaming up for a WB drama about under cover cops...... yayyyy another cop
drama...... blah blah blah ....
HBO is developing a comedy series about Manhattan moms that try to balance
their lives .....
Rob Reiner will direct and produce a movie called "Whiskey River".... a feature
about a wounded Iraq war vet who is kidnaped from his own father so that
the vet can't go back to war........
how realistic is this one, hmmmmmm If i were in Irac and wounded, I
wouldn't want to return, who would have even wanted to go in the first
place ? hmmmmm right, exactly...........
whoa.... so much creativity here ladies and gentlemen ~
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Here
Monday August 29th....
over the weekend Suge Knight ( Death
Row Records) was shot in the leg by someone that snuck into his entourage
and was able to pull the gun and shoot ( something doesn't seem right
about this ).... how could anyone miss that big boy up that close.... what an
idiot gun man..... Suge Knight will somehow find out who it was.... hmmmm
Scary..... ok, so I am sure you saw some of the VMA's .... if not, here
are some info bits.....
The following
are the winners from the M-T-V Video Music Awards, held last
Video
of the Year
Green Day,
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Best
Dance Video
Missy Elliott w/Ciara
and Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"
Best
Male Video
Kanye West,
"Jesus Walks"
Best
Rock Video
Green Day,
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Best
Pop Video
Kelly Clarkson,
"Since U Been Gone"
Best
Female Video
Kelly Clarkson,
"Since U Been Gone"
Best
Group Video
Green Day,
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Best
New Artist in a Video
The Killers,
"Mr. Brightside"
M-T-V-2
Award
Fall Out Boy,
"Sugar, We're Goin Down"
Best
Rap Video
Ludacris,
"Number One Spot"
Breakthrough
Video
Gorillaz, "Feel
Good Inc."
Best
Hip-Hop Video
Missy Elliott w/Ciara
and Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"
Viewers'
Choice Award
Green Day, "American Idiot"
Best
R-&-B Video
Alicia Keys,
"Karma"
Ok, so get this turf war
drama....... Kelly Clarkson and Gwen Stefani are the next two idiots to be
going at it over some East coast West Coast drama..... SOme say that the
bullet that hit Suge Knight may have been meant for one of the two
girleees..... ok, on that note..... Gwen
Stefani, whose "Hollaback
Girl" won two technical awards -- Best Choreography and Best
Art Direction, and Snoop Dogg scooped Diddy's Fashion Challenge
-- each getting 100-thousand dollars to donate to their favorite
charities. Gwen's giving hers to the Orange County Children's Hospital,
while Snoop's is going to his Youth Football League. Gwen
Stefani looked a little pissed when Kelly Clarkson beat her out for award
after award, announced her fashion line, saying designing "was like
playing Barbie but with big, huge models." hahahah well this doesn't
look like this fight is gonna end anytime soon ..... ok, now there is more
for you.....
After Green Day, Missy Elliott
was the big winner at the M-T-V Video Music Awards, hosted
by Diddy or P Diddy or whatever...... either way, he is getting a little
washed..... anyways, the VMA's in Miami Sunday night were on fire..... Missy's
video for "Lose Control" won Best Dance Video and Best Hip-Hop
Video. Other artists who left with hardware included Luda (Best Rap Video
for "Number One Spot"), Kanye West took one back to the streets
of Chicago for scoring.....(Best Male Video for "Jesus Walks")
and Alicia Keys (Best R-&-B Video for "Karma") and Alicia
Keyes looked BEAUTIFUL !
Sporting a HUGE diamond ring which she insisted
was not an engagement gift from boyfriend Bow Wow, Ciara helped Missy
introduce Luda and Bobby V, who performed "Pimpin' All Over the
World." If you got a chance to see this performance, it was
amazing.....Diddy took his watch off and gave it to a fan..... Then, security,
thinking that Diddy was playing, retrieved the watch from the fan out
of camera The best part was when Diddy slammed the sequrity by handing the
watch back to the fan..... how wild is that. (At the end of the show,
Diddy awarded Snoop Dogg and Gwen Stefani 100-thousand dollars each
for charity for being well dressed stylish. Gwen was in a leopard skin
outfit that was WAY hot ! I just say Gwen looked fine as hell ... Then
Snoop announced that the money would go to "the Snoop
Youth Football League." R. Kelly's
performance also caused shock waves. After a brief video summary that ran
through the first two parts of "Trapped in the Closet," Kells
appeared onstage to sing and act out every role of Chapter 3. But
once that segment ended, the real treat began -- a new, never-before heard
Chapter, which picked up after Kelly leaves the apartment of
"Kathy" and "Rufus." The characters are left to figure
out what to make of the startling revelations regarding their
relationships, with Rufus declaring that he's staying with his wife.
Lil' Kim and Entourage star Jeremy Piven
presented Ludacris with the Best Rap Video award. Piven
talked about Kim's upcoming jail sentence for lying, joking that half
of Hollywood could be doing "20 years" for the same crime....
Then Diddy pretended to lead an orchestra as it provided strings to
an a cappella version of the Notorious B-I-G's "Juicy." The
orchestra continued to play during Big's "Warning," and Diddy
was joined onstage by Snoop Dogg, who recited Puff's verses from that
track.
Fat Joe got himself into a twist of mixed words
between himself and 50 Cent..... funny.... He was wearing a New York
Yankees hat, but on this night he was repping for Miami and the reggaeton
movement. Crack took the stage to introduce M-T-V to performances from Don
Omar, Tego Calderon and Daddy Yankee. Joey then presented the award
for Best Hip-Hop Video, but not before getting a dig in at nemesis
50 Cent. Joe said he felt very safe at the event because of all the
security on hand "courtesy of G-Unit."
All eyes were then on 50 Cent as he had a remark
to comeback with.... hahaha as he took the stage for his
performance. The king of controversy began his set with "Disco
Inferno," segued into a Mobb Deep assisted remix for "Outta
Control," then into Tony Yayo's "So Seductive." Fif ended
their performance by labeling Fat Joe a coward (that wasn't the word he
used) and a host of other unprintable names. There was reportedly a
backstage fistfight between Fif and Joey C. during the show, and police
swarmed the scene. No word if anyone was injured. Whatever,,, can't we all
just get along, damn ....
Jamie Foxx was joined onstage by Destiny's Child
... who looked way hot ~ DC helped the actor present the night's final
award. The group, acknowledging that they were soon to part ways, thanked
the crowd for supporting them over the years, then presented Green Day
with Video of the Year for "Boulevard of Broken Dreams."
which was stellar and GD definately deserved that award all the way ~
Following a performance by Kelly Clarkson, Diddy
closed the show by thanking everyone for an incredible time, and vowed to
be back next year..... ehhhh, I say Diddy, give it up and stick to
partying on your boat..... I don't know what is worse, seeing Diddy or MC
Hammer, oh yeah, I almost forgot.... One of the evening's biggest
surprises was the return of MC Hammer. Clad in a gray suit and matching
bandana, accompanied by his trademark backup dancers, Hammer performed an
energetic verse of "U Can't Touch This" for stunned
onlookers. Going back even further in rap history, Grandmaster Flash
appeared on stage early in the show.
Green Day dominated last night's (Sunday's) M-T-V
Video Music Awards at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, and
deserved it all ! winning seven of the eight awards they were nominated
for. "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" won six awards, including
Video of the Year, Best Group Video and Best Rock
Video. "American Idiot" won the Viewer's Choice
Award plus...to get technical...three technical awards. The California
trio opened the show by performing "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
and they rocked the house.....
The M-T-V-2 Award went to Fall Out Boy's
"Sugar, We're Goin Down," which the band played outside the
arena during the pre show. Fall Out Boy is from my Home Town, or within 30
miles.... I was proud to see some Mid West boys rock the spot.....In
accepting the award, bassist Peter Wentz thanked My Chemical Romance,
calling that band's "Helena" "the video we think
should have won. You guys are amazing." ... That is classic !
The Killers won Best New Artist for
"Mr. Brightside," which they performed -- with fireworks -- at
the National Hotel in South Beach. Snoop Dogg presented the band with
their award, to which frontman Brandon Flowers said, "We're
pretty happy about that." and then The Killers and Snoop went out to
party Girls Gone Wild Style..... ehhhh you know Snoop got Brandon
LIT .... hahahahah
Gorillaz' "Feel
Good Inc" won Breakthrough Video and Best Special Effects and
accepted via pre-recorded animation.
Coldplay performed the
heck out of the Video of the Year nominee "Speed of Sound,"
while My Chemical Romance did "Helena" with a female dancer who
jumped into the audience and was passed through the crowd during the
song.
Despite the threat of Hurricane Katrina and the
weekend shooting that injured hip-hop mogul Suge Knight, the
2005 M-T-V Video Music Awards went off Sunday night at Miami's
American Airlines Arena without many hitches. The show was marked by a
series of flashy performances and hi-octane celebrity presenters with
hip-hop and R-&-B ruling the night, even though a veteran rock group
took home the most awards.
Host Sean "Diddy" Combs
proclaimed, "The theme of tonight is anything can happen." He
helped things out by giving away his diamond-encrusted Jacob the Jeweler
watch to a random spectator, but viewers were also treated to the return
of "Beavis" and "Butt-head" and an unexpected
performance by '90s rapper M-C Hammer.
Here's a round up !
Lead nominees Green Day took home the
night's most awards. The trio won seven awards and I am proud to say
I would have won 6 out of 7 bets.... "Boulevard of Broken
Dreams" took six, including Video of the Year, Best Group
Video and Best Rock Video. "American Idiot" won
Viewer's Choice, and (The remainder were technical awards.)
They worked there ass off for these awards.....
Kanye West and Kelly Clarkson won Best Male and
Best Female Video for their "Jesus Walks" and "Since U Been
Gone" clips, respectively. "Since U Been Gone" also took Best
Pop Video. Missy Elliott's "Lose Control" also won two
trophies including Best Dance Video and Best Hip Hop Video.
The Killers' won Best New Artist, Alicia Keys' "Karma"
won Best R-&-B Video and Ludacris' "Number One Spot"
won Best Rap Video. The Gorillaz took two for "Feel Good
Inc," including Breakthrough Video and Best Special Effects.
Performances included Green Day kicking the night
off with "Boulevard," and Ludacris and Bobby Valentino,
accompanied by a troupe of Caribbean steel drummers, on "Pimpin' All
Over the World." A sultry Shakira performed "La Tortura"
with Alejandro Sanz. R. Kelly turned up to lip-synch the latest long
installment of his epic R-&-B soap opera, "Trapped in the
Closet," while a video of the late Notorious B-I-G performing
"Juicy" was accompanied by an orchestra "conducted" by
Diddy and joined by Snoop Dogg. The Killers performed "Mr.
Brightside" by the side of a hotel pool, while Coldplay turned in a
version of "Speed of Sound."
Paris Hilton announced her un-eagerly
awaited album. "The music is so insane and exciting, I can't
wait for everyone to hear it."
Jamie Foxx, who performed onstage during
the show, pitched his upcoming album, hinting he hopes to add
a V-M-A to the Oscar on his mantle. "We're kind of used to that video
and that movie thing."
Lil' Kim,
wearing an actual dress and on her way to prison for a year and a day,
told fans, "You can write me letters [in the big house]." Send
her a ot of fan mail.... she will have plenty of down time.....
Snoop Dogg
promoted his Snoop Youth Football League, donating to it a chunk of money V-M-A
host Diddy awarded him for being stylish.
Kirsten Dunst, Orlando Bloom, Shaquille
O'Neal, Eva Longoria, Johnny Knoxville, Quincy Jones, Jessica Simpson,
Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Jeremy Piven, Nicky Hilton and Jessica Alba
all showed face at the event as well........
There you go...... thanks to our prep service
Premiere for hooking you up with the latest information on the awards show
this past weekend.
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it's FriDaY ~whoaaaaa !!!!!

it's ass grabbin Friday ! whoa !
ok, well let's just say this......
blahhhh ... The word for the weekend is Recalize...... it is when you are
a bonehead, and you need to recognize and realize something important,
like how to lift the seat to the bathroom.....
I am so glad it is Friday, i get to sleep 8 hours and be lazy for a day
...
so let's keep you up to date for now....
Mark your calendar !
On Sunday M-T-V airs the Video Music Awards, hosted by Sean "Diddy"
Combs, or just Diddy, or Diddyo .... . On hand from the halls of Hollywood
will be Entourage star Jeremy Piven, Orlando Bloom, "Desperate
Housewife" Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Kirsten Dunst and a special
appearance from the cartoon dimwits "Beavis and Butt-Head."
A Hilton to Go !
Nicky Hilton
is about to live her own version of her sister Paris Hilton's
reality series The Simple Life -- by being a bridesmaid at both Nicole
Richie's wedding to Adam Goldstein and Paris's wedding to Paris
Latsis. And Paris is reportedly not amused. Despite the fact that
they're about to film a fourth season of their hit reality series, Paris
and Nicole haven't spoken since Nicole played Paris's sex tape at a party.
The once-married Nicky, for what it's worth, tells Hello! magazine
that she's "never been to a bachelorette party, so I don't know where
to start."
ok, so here is some
cool stuff for you !
N-C-I-S's Sasha Alexander has joined the cast of Mission:
Impossible 3.
that girleee is HOT HOT HOTTTTT !
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If you want a DVD that will help you smarten up.... Jeopardy will
be one of the first game shows to get a D-V-D release. On November 8th, a
compilation of episodes
Russell Crowe.... off
the hook ...
Russell Crowe
reached a settlement yesterday with Nestor Estrada, the hotel
clerk he clubbed over the head with a phone in June. Terms of the
deal were not disclosed, but a few weeks ago tabloids were reporting more
than 11-million bucks was on the table -- stories refuted by Crowe's
legal team. A statement released following the announcement said,
"Both sides expressed satisfaction at the resolution."... I bet,
Russell won't be booty up in jail, and Nestor will be PAID..... Crowe,
you'll recall, bopped Estrada real hard apparently, after he had trouble
calling home to Australia at 4:00 in the morning. The trip -- to promote
his fight film Cinderella Man, which bombed at the box office....
hahaha --
On Line ???????
Jennifer Aniston
and Orlando Bloom are the celebrities that online singles would
most like to run into in a chat room, according to a survey by the online
dating service Date-dot-com. Brad Pitt's ex topped Jessica
Alba and Halle Berry on the women's side, while the Lord of
the Rings star bested John Cusack and Matt Damon on the
men's side.
Wanna Learn to do the
Feda Dance ?
the unemployed GQ Hubby of the
year .... dad-to-be Kevin Federline has reportedly found a job. Britney
Spears' husband has gained employment as a dance instructor at Darrin
Henson's dance school in Los Angeles, according to Britain's Sun newspaper.
Henson was responsible for choreographing routines for Spears, 'N Sync
and Jennifer Lopez and has recently branched out....
Blah...... This bastard is smart..... he has a kid on the way, so what
better excuse can you come up with to avoid changing diapers and being a
true father but to blame it on a job...... little trick...... and
I still can't get over how Federline can be named Hubby of the year.... I
don't think I want to read GQ for a long time.......
I am going to spend
the weekend by the pool at The Red Lion Hotel..... there beds are the
ishhhh so I am on my way there to relax..... Everyone needs a relaxing
weekend.... for real........
Good Morning Friends
~
Thursday the 25th of August

Britney is actually walking around extra happy these
days ... and here is why !
You will NEVER guess who is being named Hubby of the year.....
Ehhhh I want to puke, but here is the info so you can puke for me ........
GQ Magazine says ..... Kevin Federline HUSBAND OF THE YEAR in
their next issue!!!
WH-Wh-WHAT????
Ok, I have to vent now ....... this is it...... you are a father, you
ditch your baby's mama to be with Britney, have her kid, spend her money
in vegas, get caught at strip clubs behind her back, spend more of her
money on hoeish strippers, get caught, continue to frequent Vegas clubs,
spend more of your gf's money ...... and then get Hubby of the year....
WHATEVER ........ SICK, this proves GQ is just trying to sell magazines,
or they are just trying to piss people off...... blah - time to
change up magazines..... I need a Cosmo now....
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Ben Affleck Seeing a Shrink?
Apparently Ben Affleck is seeking counseling to
help him be a better husband and father. He is afraid he'll stray from
his new family life and go back to the craps table... so he's seeing a
therapist. .... ah haaaaaa ......
He admits he got cold feet before his scheduled wedding to Jennifer
Lopez and that's why he ended up in Vancouver with strippers... but now
he wants to live the family life with Jennifer and the baby so he's
making sure he doesnt' repeat his past behavior.
You have to give it up for a person that realizes he might try and
gamble away his child...... I think he just has a thing for Jennifers....
next it is Anniston...... ehhhh ok, well props to Ben for trying to get
it together...
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There is an author out that has a book called
" Are You In, Or Are You Out "
Greg, the author, put this Hollywood style book together to help you find
your way through crazy relationships.... So if you find yourself in a
relationship with someone you are not really sure about..... you might
want to read this book. Just ask yourself any of these questions:
1. are you dating a man that might be gay
2. is the person you are with a little creepy dude
3. is your other half defined as weirdo
4. what are sure signs that your other half might not be your other half
5. is there something you need ot know about this person's past
you can read more about this book
www.Greggchampion.com
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Good Morning Friends
~
Wed. the 24th of August
ok, so I watched the INXS show last
night and to be honest, I really don't think any of the contestants are
really INXS material, but If I had to choose one person for the band, it
would be the dude with the english accent...... although I really didn't
love his original song he was rocking, he seemed to really have the star
quality I think the blonde screamer guy had the whole Billy Idol
thing happening ... I thought that was hot, and the chicks all need
help... especially Dream On Girl ~ ok, there is my .02 cents, and to tell
you the truth, I didn't care to see who got tossed off the show, because
that episode of the show lost me 100% ~ I found more comedy watching Tommy
Lee and his running attempts, getting beat down by the girls, and trying
to convince the professors he can hang ...... comedy ~

Marky Mark
thought about having it surgically removed... but now Marky Mark says he
loves his 3rd nipple, areola and all (no he didn't mention the areola but
let's face it - areola is a funny word)...
"I've come to embrace it. That thing's my prized possession."
According to www.femalefirst.co.uk
Mark will not undergo surgery to have it removed.
You can see it in that picture... it's really not that big or noticeable.
Ok, just keep watching that stomach .....
Brad and Angelina Are Already out Bone-n ~
As his divorce papers
freeing him from Jennifer Aniston were being finalized in L-A, Brad Pitt
and new girlfriend Angelina Jolie were checking out dinosaurs in Canada.
Brad and Angelina, along with her adopted kids Maddox and Zahara, spent
Saturday strolling through Calgary's Royal Tyrrell Museum's dinosaur
exhibit. By the time Brangelina and company were finished checking out the
old bones and buying toys at the gift shop, a crowd had formed outside the
museum entrance, so museum staffers hustled them through a back door. Brad
is in Canada to film The Assassination of Jesse James.
MICHAEL
MOORE
filmmaker Michale Moore is said to be on a expensive diet plan. The Fahrenheit
9-1-1 director has reportedly checked himself into Aventura, Florida's
Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa, where rich people pay about
four-thousand dollars a week not to eat. What ever..... pay me 4000
a weel and I will tie your ass up with something and leave a large bowl of
cheereos and some milk..... you'll eat healthy..... I can't believe that
someone is paying 4000 a week to lose weight ....
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Tommy Lee defines Bone-n ~
Tommy shares his ideology
on divorce...
click here
if you were able to see the show last night ... Tommy Lee admits he wanted
to run like a retard and get beat up by some bimbos ... very impressive
programming ...
If you missed the show last night, make sure you check it out next Tuesday
night....
If you check the latest tabloids.... right after Conan, it is suggested
that Tommy Lee and Eva got the freak on.....
it is truth told right from Tommy himself, forget the trades, it is
here
click here and listen to our morning
show
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Britney Spears (
married 3 times over )

there she goes.... ready to give birth.....
I think preggo women are
beautiful, but she needs to stay out of her swim wear.they are all over
the internet now, I just saw a few on AOL ~ ... see pics
below..... she is not looking beautifil in the pics, and she looks mad....
She is probably sick of paying Feders bills...... she is probably going to
bounce him outty once she is mommy....
ok so here is the new news ~
A British
talk show host claims that Britney Spears is a bigamist ( married to more
than one man ) . Richard Bacon says he legally married the singer during a
prank while interviewing her for his morning talk show, The Big
Breakfast. Bacon says he called in for a legitimate marriage
certificate, which he and Britney both signed. Dumb girl ! But after the
show was over, he tells M-S-N-B-C's Jeannette Walls, "this massive
security guard grabbed it out of my hand and tore it up. You can't just
get rid of it by tearing it up, which means I actually could still be
legally married to Britney Spears, which means her marriage to Kevin
Federline doesn't exist and that Britney Spears is a bigamist."
Spears' rep dismisses Bacon's claim.
this is why I call Britney a hussy ..... this girl doesn't know her ass
from a hole in the ground....... I can't believe she just treats marriage
like a joke.... oh well, karma is a
byyyyyyyyaaaaattttttttttcccccchhhhhhhhhhh ~
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Good Morning Friends
~
Tuesday the 23rd of August
Here is the kicker.....
Alex Quin, son of Anthony Quin happens to be getting the stripes as the
greatest player of the year in Hollywood.... you c an see him on Filthy
Rich Cattle Drive on Sundays after the wholle Hugh Hefner
scenes..... as a matter of fact, he has GAME ! 100% game on the
table...... believe it or not, he gives really good advice...... He is
really pissing off the girls too because his game really makes these women
trip out 100% all over his advice because women who have responded admit
they have no game to come back with...... here are a few responses he got
from people......
.
click here and listen to his game he has to offer ~
so there is more to this game if you can't listen, you can read.... here
are Alex Quin's tips on game and how to score that date.
tip #1 .... Talk to the women and
find the subjects that the women will love to talk about
tip #2 .... Make sure you talk about the importance of being faithful
tip #3.... Always have the name of your future children picked out for the
first few conversations .... way important game
tip # 4.... Find out what the most important subject is to the women you
are trying to get at, and read about it before the 2nd conversation, and
then let her know you were that interested in her that you wanted to
research her out a little .
tip # 5.... Women
love men that do things that are of essence to life.... writing a book,
trying to help others, someone that is doing
tip #6 .... Don't even
hint that sex is important to you, and if asked, act like it is not even
on your list of importance..... down play sex, women hate men who are all
like, I am horny, etc........ play the part and act it outty.... for real
.....
tip #7 ... are you
barking yet like a dog ? ok....... don't compare women to other women at
all , ever, never, NEVER......
tip #8 ... get an e-mail
address and send an e-mail to the person you are trying to get at.......
make sure oyu wait a day and then send an e-mail that suggests that you
are not trying to bother the the woman while she is working .... and wait
for her to tell you " your not bothering me " then you
know this game is working .....
tip #9 .... cancel the whole calling rules..... refer to # 8.... but offer
her a number for her to call you at !
tip #10 ... Alex Quin's
number 10 .... make sure you drill it in her mind that sex is not the
reason, priority, and down play it more..... offer back rubs, and even
offer to play with her hair !
here are some new tips
from Alex
tip #11.. Once a guy feels
there is going to be effort into getting into the panties..... then you
might not get any phone calls after words....... or once you give up the
play, he might be outty ...... especially if he is hiding things
....... so for all you women reading this....... hold out if he
might be a player ......
tip #12 .... Women want
to be adored ..... when with your other half, first date, or out and
about... when your together and a beautiful women is present, kiss her on
the forehead..... kiss her on the cheek.... tell her she is
beautiful ....
What is the difference between a player and a baller ???? listen to Alex's
answer ... click here ~ funny
J-Lo
Jennifer Lopez is one beautiful girl...... To think I used ot live right
across from her island house in Florida..... she should skip all this
perfume stuff and sell Jennifer Lopez trunks for the ride across
country.... J-Lo's trunks to go ! My idea damn it ..... ok, so I at least
want credit...... or something ~ ok, anyways...... J-Lo is on a new
diet plan to fill in the gaps on her hot body for a new movie roll she is
working on .... interesting ! :)
 
here are a few pics of the two on the set ... Lopez and Antonio Banderaz....
.. Lopez as a blonde...... whoa
BRAD
PITT, JENNIFER ANISTON: It's OVER !
so in 5 weeks and 5
days the whole deal is OVER.... the paper work has been signed off of and
it is a done deal. ... Brad will be on his way to Angelina Jolie......
They do look good together to ~ I will find a cool picture that is not out
there already and poat it on here...... I guess I need to jack up Dana and
see if she has any in her personal camera she has stored in her bag ~
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pic by the Image Shack
Maria Sharapova... #1 in Tennis...
and she's dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5.
Nothing to dishy... other than the fact that he used to hook up with Paris
Hilton
I suppose birds of a feather flock together..... even naughty little sick
birds.......
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pics by the Image Shack !
Julia's kids are amazingly beautiful ~! ok, so
up until they turn 2, and then it's on ~
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I had to add a picture of this one, and it is quoted
" All she needs now is a pitch fork and some devil ears "
hahahahah !
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Jude and Sienna ...... hahaha

Look really closely at this
couple.... you know homegirl in the background is pissed in life..... he
was caught cheating red handed, and got away with it.... and she is
just playing it up right now as a softy...... Regardless, she will
eventually lash out when she feels strong... SHe will never ever forget
....It's only a matter of time before she sleeps with one of her x's ~
hahahahah

she is wayyy too beautiful to stay with a cheater..... some women just
need an STD or something to really see the light

the look of a cheating bastard.... hahahahahahah he looks
pissed
ok, sooooo there is a picture of
how a woman looks when photographers are trying to get a really good
picture of a celebrity that has just got caught cheating his ass off....
He does look pissed too !
Sienna, get rid of the cheater and get a real man ~
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Ok, here is today's funny....
living in southern cali is a trip.... there is an alligator loose in a
lake near LA.... as mentioned below... the city hired a so called
alligator expert from Colorado ( go figure ) ....so on our morning show
Jamie, Jack, and Stench gave the very best interview of the
week..... so here are the clips... 1 2 and 3 ... this interview is a
real Florida alligator expert trying to figure out why LA hired some dude
from Colorado .......
heard on KLLY Kelly 95.3 !!!!!!
clip 1
clip 2 clip
3
Good morning friends........
Over the weekend we partied on the coast... Pismo Beach is a BLAST. We
hung out on the beach with Dishwalla and we had a ball. If you were not in
the groove with information then next time you should be reading the BLOG
daily or just listen to your radio more.
Monday the 22nd of August......
Here is the best news of the week, and the week just started.... Courtney
Love is back in rehab... ( good ) they should just rent her a permanent
room ! Karma is a bytaaaaaatch ..... On September 16th Courtney Love will
be sentenced for violating her probation. I am sooo sick of reading about
celebrities like her.... What makes matters even worse is that she was
gloating about how well she was doing off the substances, and she was
probably drugged while she was claiming her sober state of life. I suppose
it is people like Courtney that need all the prayer in the world. Can we
invent a new word for celebrities that don't deserve their being in the
spot light. ok... well there is more Courtney drama. It seems that
Courtney Love is preggo by British comic Steve Coogan, who recently
starred in " Around The World in 80 Days ." Ok, so the spat gets
even worse. Conception of this future drug child was that of a drug fling
between the two of these two .... not so responsible celebrities. I feel
bad for this un born child already. To be told, mommy had you on drugs....
not cool ! The state of Cali should put Courtney in a drug free atmosphere
until the child is born and then give the child to someone that has the
responsibility abilities of at least raising hamsters or
goldfish.....
Ok, now let's talk about real stars
,,,,
Billy Bob Thornton is still
licking his wounds over the movie that didn't really do anything in the
movie world " The Bad News Bears " sequel..... Now he will play
an eccentric farmer who decides to build his own rocket in The
Astronaut Farmer, from writers-producers-directors Mark and Michael
Polish.
Al Pacino
is back ! He is going to star as Napoleon
in a bio-pic examining the last days of the Little Emperor. That's not all
! Al Pacino is a busy man these days ...... He will also star in and Harold
Becker will direct a remake of the 1955 French jewelry-store heist
flick Rififi.
Chris Judd
if your wondering whether or not
Chris is over J-Lo.... the answer is NOPE ...
today on our morning show Chris was asked in a nice way if he was still
hurting.... and his response was that of a man that was stilll HURT
!
Chris Judd has a new DVD out with
Eddie Garcia and here is the scoop ! Chris and Eddie were on the mornign
show this morning with some feel good happy information about this DVD ~
" Dance Like We Do " now before I go any further, Eddie
Garcia is actually one of these dudes that can actually dance....
You can actually visit their web site at
www.dancelikewedo.com
for a whopping $24.95 you can get a well put together DVD ..... 8 original
dance routines and you can even change the camera angles .... Each song on
the DVD is a different routine, and learning the moves is made easy since
oyu can push pause, rewind, and play ..... better than most porn
according to Jamie White of the Jamie, Jack, and Stench morning show !
hahahahah ..... If oyur not sure who Eddie Garcia is, he was on the
show, " The Guys Next Door " the whole wanna be the next
Backstreet Boy show..... Since these two coreographers are at the
top of their game, you might be able to pick up some of thest hot new
moves they are teaching Britney .... etc...... If your wondering why
they named the DVD " Dance Like We DO " it is because they could
not think of any other name to call it.... hahahah
Pam
Anderson's Wedding?
wow... just when you thought you
really saw it all......
Her dogs got married. Seriously.
She's lost her mind. Who does sh*t like this??
Actually, I really think she is on to something ......... this should
spread..... for real, think about it.......
the divorce rate in Hollywood will shrink dramatically if we can get
everyone with an animal to commit to an animal wedding...... and then post
the marriage rate on a monthly basis.... thus, great statistics to
show young ones wiht a great message like, why to marry a dog....
when your dog can hold down better morals and live up to their wedding
vows better than you, there is a serious problem....
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Madonna

some people will never learn
.....
The
singer, who broke her collarbone, three ribs and a hand when she was
thrown from a horse on her 47th birthday Tuesday, wore a sling to London's
Kabbalah Center for the Saturday services. The horse that tossed the
Material Girl was a birthday gift from husband Guy Ritchie. Madonna was
undaunted by the accident, telling the London Sun, "As soon as the
doctors give me the okay, I expect to be right back on a horse and riding
again."
Look, if a horse tosses you off him or her, and you break bones..... maybe
that is a sign that you don't belong on a horse. go figure, stay off the
horse and ride a bike or something ........
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Here are a few movies that are making the top dollars............
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in millions
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last week
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1)
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The
40-Year-Old Virgin
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$20.6
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(new)
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2)
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Red Eye
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$16.5
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(new)
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3)
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Four
Brothers
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$13.0
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(1)
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4)
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Wedding
Crashers
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$8.3
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(4)
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5)
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The
Skeleton Key
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$7.4
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(2)
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Eminem

This is from The Sun... Eminem for his upcoming
movie role. Can you say..... greatness in the makign as an actor. Em is
one of the best lyricists of our time, his writing ability will shine
through.
Hilary ..... another rexi girl ~! WHA ????

another rexi girl on the way.......

Hilary Explains Horse Teeth!
According to Jane Magazine (via a poster at
JJB), Hilary Duff is finally explaining what's up with her new horse
teeth...
She says she was sick a lot as a child and because of that her teeth
are weak. .. here's what she said when asked whether or not
she has veneers...
"Yeah, on my two front teeth. I was really sick as a kid and
constantly on antibiotics, so my teeth aren't the strongest, and I
kept chipping them on the microphone. One show, I literally spit
half of my two front teeth out. I was in some small town in the
Northeast, at, like, the only dentist. It was 6 o'clock in the
morning, and I had a whole day of work planned. So they bonded my
teeth. Then there was a crowd waiting for me outside. I was so
embarrassed."

Tara is so much more beautiful when
she is on her own
Here's what
Tara Reid has to say about the haters. You know who you are, you evil
haters. Making fun of a stringy haired used to be hot in American Pie
but has now drinken herself into a pit of ugliness and cellulite type
of girl... Well here's what she says to you...
"I'm just like, 'Shut up!' I'm no different then anybody else.
"I have a good time with people and I make people happy.
"It's really sad that people say that and judge you for being
happy, and other people are doing bad things and it's almost
promoted."
OK, so she thinks that THIS is a good thing that should be promoted?
In this same article she also said that when she meets the right man
she will settle down and have "a bunch" of kids.
WELCOME TO TARADISE.
oh boy ~
can't wait to see this whole series un fold........
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Brad
Goes Black

People make changes when there is DRAMA ! someone said he did
this right after Jennifer Aniston ragged on him in Vanity Fair......
but it's actually for Jesse James - the new movie he's working on.
According to other on line sources..... he might keep it black
~
More Simpson DRAMA......
ok, so get this... Dana, my ecentric loving
woman on the east coast was digging for a picture to compare to this
dress..... I couldn't find anything mean to say about it until I saw the
dress that it seemed closest to ! so here it is !

ok, well Dana has a daughter names Kyla, and this dress on her daughters
toy seems to be more fitting then Jessica's dress....
rumor spreading that Ashlee is pregnant!!!!!!! This has not been
confirmed, but a source of mine says she's going to have an abortion...
and that she fired Joe as her manager because he was giving her so much
hell over it. I bet he is the one who is spitting out the information. I'd
be pissed if I were fired as a manager for saying, don't have an abortion
to a 13 yr old acting female.....
The other side of that story is that Ashlee just couldn't stand the fact
that he favors Jessica so she wanted to get away from him.........
my question is, who would the father be.... ehhhh Ryan... Wilmer...
or Joe??? hahahahah ! anyways.......
Angelina...
and her movie mate

They're working on a film together... Matt's girlfriend will be
hanging out on the set daily........
Move
Bitch, that is the new t -shirt.....

hmmmm, her shirt should
say Ana Rexic, then go on with the whole Move
part......
ok, here are some more pictures to laugh at.....

this girl is a mess from a-z ......
pictures found at the Perez Hilton
boardroom, courtesy of Dana at
www.danasdirt.com
Now Paris has a new girl she is currupting......
The Corruption of Hayden P
Looks like paris Hilton has a new young buck she
is tryign to currupt while Tara is in Taradice......Hayden was in...
One Life To Live when she was little and she was in "Remember The
Titans"... She actually turns 16 tomorrow... and it looks like
she's Paris's new little pet party girl prodigy! Here are some
pictures of corruption in progress......
hahahah
That is the first thing you have to learn if you want to party with
Paris..... how to work the pole.... #1 most important
how to get that stuck up walk down.... she is following closely in
those footsteps... she's doing pretty good.....
Good Morning - Afternoon - Night
-
Friday
the 19th of August
We are partying on Pismo Beach this weekend with Dishwalla ... The Kelly
Lounge, hope you come out and party with us ! Look for Kelly 95.3 shirts
all over the place..... Look for Party Boy Bueller, Chris Nelson, EJ Tyler,
Myself... Hamilton, and Erik Fox, he will also be hanging in the sand with
us...
so get this....... Jenna and Steven from Kill Reality .... are
together in real life..... They are in this wild loving relationship even
though Steven is considered the slut from the Real WOrld..... On our
morning show Jenna introduced her 9 yr old twins. Wow, this girl looks way
hot for having twins and looking way fit. This is a chick you need to get
diet and fitness advice from. I have no pictures of these two right now,
but you can see for yourself if you watch E .... look for Kill Reality and
picture Jenna with twins.... she is a HOT MOMMY...
MORE TV INFO ! ! ! ! ! !
ok, so do you watch Surreal Life on VH1... Sunday nights ? Caprice is WAY
fine, so here is the latest on the show. Jose is on the show trying to
bone everyone..... hahahah ! Well that is how it is supposed to go down on
these reality shows. Ploy #1, mr. I wear my pants up my booty, has been
trying his hardest to hit on Caprice.... On one particular day Jose came
up to Caprice with a mr. macho attitude, and said " can I wear that
hat ?" ....This cast is been said to be one of the very best casts on
TV. Belky and Jose are making the show a ball though. Caprice should share
her dieting secrets, she is really healthy and not too made up with
fakeness. Caprice made a huge confession on the our morning show this
morning ( KLLY Kelly 95.3 ) she made the confession that she often forgets
to fluch the toilet, so sometimes she will go out for the weekend and come
home to find floaters and stuff creeping around her bathroom.... hahahah
! Caprice has her lingerie coming to Nordstrums real soon." Buy
Caprice Lingerie "... You will be able to buy her stuff soon, talk
about a business woman ! Lastly ...... Stuff Magazine has a
nice booby shot in the magazine....... I want to see the pic of it, check
it out and mail me a pic
here is Caprice ( Surreal Life ) with a confession you can hear !
CLICK HERE !
hahahaha
Caprice has Lingerie and now Exibit has your shoes !
Pimpin More than just rides ...
his real name.... Alvin Joiner !
Exibit is filming the Gridlock Gang with a gang of
cool people ..... we'll get back to that since they just finished filming
the movie this morning .... Exibit admits the craziest thing he ever
put in a car on Pimp My Ride..... they added a dryer to a car, a fireplace
look alike... fake fire, and a pool table ! .... to get on Pimp My Ride go
to www.exibit.net or www.mtv.com
that is the way you do it .... OK, so if your looking for
some pimpin shoes, check this out
Exibit has his new shoe line coming....Shoes on the way called Da Da's
....... he had a shoe designed from the ground up, so they are completely
different than the normal Da Das..... no neons ..... but a new level of
shoes ! Look for him at Whare House shoes in LA Wilshire Blvd at ! 1 PM
this Saturday launching his shoes.... so if your in LA, stop by and get a
pair of his Da Das .....
Next.... The World Music Awards ! ! ! ! ! Check this outty
Mariah Carey, Destiny's Child, Diana
Ross, Bon Jovi and Santana have all signed on to perform at the World
Music Awards, which will take place at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood
on August 31st. The show, which honors the best-selling recording artists
from every major country around the world, will be telecast September 13th
at 9:00 pm on ABC.... check your local listings
this show is going to be HOT !
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Cameron & Justin: Yayyyyyy the clock is tickin ,,,
They're almost done. Cameron & JT had a HUGE
fight outside Spider Club the other night. He is sick of her drinking,
and she gets insanely jealous of other girls who flock to him all the
time.
She's almost 33 and has zit face half the time, so when really hot
chicks come up to Justy Wusty, she flips out... and the anger is
intensified if she's wasted... and lots of times she is.
I bet you females can't wait till he is simply DONE with her..........
maybe she will start washing her hair again once she is single and has
to impress dudes......
A celebrity t- shirt was
made and a copy of the picture was posted on my friends site..... check it
out ~
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Russell Crowe
OK, next issue... Russell Crowe is just not having a great summer..... he
is going to lose 11 million for the little phone spat in the hotel.....
call it an attitude problem .... next, his latest movie Cinderella
Man has officially tanked at the box office, and it is now on the
way to the video store to tank thier.. Look for it December
6th. I say, make a Gladiator 2 where he reincarnates and hooks up
with that fine sister of the idiot
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Angelina Jolie
will now take on a new
project and voice the mother of "Beowulf" in
Robert Zemeckis's
computer-animated take on the eighth-century Scandinavian hero and his
epic battle with the monster "Grendel."
Ray Winstone,
Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, John Malkovich, Alison
Lohman and Brendan
Gleeson are also
lending their voices to the project. There is no known date of completion
....
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The ultimate gift for the Friends fan -- a
40-disc box set of all 10 seasons -- will be in video stores on November
15th. It'll set you back a hefty 300 dollars.
Gwen Stefani ...... on
Sly's ?
ok, so earlier this week information
the streets that Sly's fitness magazine might be going under.... Well
according to Sly, ( Sylvester Stalone ) he is moving forward and he might
have Gwen Stefani on his next cover..... Yayyy ! I love Gwen on any cover
of anything.
Paris Hilton
Here is the latest funny on
Paris..... She was recently at Disneyland in disguise with paint, a fake
nose, a wig, and a change of clothes to get around without being noticed.
Well it worked until the word got out somehow.....
I suggest that her make up artist
paints her an ass, a body, and maybe even a little bit of
muscle.....
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Good Morning - Afternoon - Night
-
ehhhhhh here you go !
one more damn day till
the weekend..... ok so here is your daily dirt ///
Eminem Calls it
QUITS

Eminem calls it quits, he is not trying to live up to this chainsaw
killing alter ego.... That is the real deal truth... now the story
the media are getting..... Em is exhausted and is being treated for
conditions that come from heavy touring.... Close friends say he has just
had enough and he wants to get back to just being himself...... you can
read the whole story at http://www.femalefirst.co.uk
Picture and full story on http://www.femalefirst.co.uk
Regardless of what he decides..... I will go on the record and say, Eminem
is the very best lyricist of our time in his genre of musical ingeniousness....
He deserves his own time with his daughter.....
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Here are the top movies this week.....
I am so bad, I haven't seen any of these movies at all............
Britney Spears News ..... hahah !
Britney Spears in Santa Monica. Britney is not having twins as reported.
It's a boy and he will be named Preston. She is having him a few weeks
early, via C Section. Reason she is doing that is because the last couple
of weeks is when females really get the stretch marks. This is common with
female celebs and its the reason they get back n shape so fast.
Eva
Longoria Hit By A Pole
On the set of Desperate Housewives, Eva was filming a scene where she was
visiting her husband. While the scene was being filmed a pole
fell from somewhere, and hit Eva right in the head. She was
knocked unconscious immediately. As the ambulance arrived she
came to. She was then taken to the hospital and released
later in the day. Someone should tell her, that cheating on
your man with Tommy Lee is bad Karma.
Jennifer Aniston Has A Panty Thief
Security has been beefed up on the set of the movie Jennifer is filming.
Some pervert has been going through her underwear drawer taking her
draws! She says, I hate the thought of my panties being
sold on Ebay.
Hey, where can I bid on them ... then i can hand a pair to Brad.....
hahahah ok, bad bad bad
The next
 
Cameron Diaz
and a few pics to make her look worse ... If you are ever having a bad
hair day, just come to my BLOG and look at her hair for a few
minutes and then watch your bad hair day turn beautifulllll
Wow, she went from wow to whoa in less than a year....... Ok, well she can
look hot, but she is really not trying to be hot in these pics............
 
Ok, now that booty is always banging, 100% always bangin ......
sorry, but you have to admit she works it on the run way and on
stage.........
world famous for the booty.......... Not at the level of J-Lo, but pretty
close....

Let's just leave this one alone......... I don't want to start right
now, I just wanted to share a picutre with you that I got from JJ
McCain's Blog ....... When I
was 17 I wanted to just hit it ... hit it, hit it..... now I am a little
older, and yes, it's all the same, hit it ... hit it..... hit it
......
ok, next on my list

Lucy is
simply
If you are looking for
a show to watch on tv tonight, look for Howie Mandel's new premiere ... a
hidden camera series .. I will tell you this, it is pure comedy and
excitement.....

If you were ever wondering how Demi got down before stardom.... well
here is an old photo to show you what she was all about........ a little
raspy and hum hoeish ! I love that word humhoe ... so unique indeed
hum hoeish.... no wonder why ashton is soooo whoooped, once they are no
more he will still have copied her whole porn dvd collection to share with
his next gf..... ooops sorry, Demi is trying to get him to marry
quick...... hahahah can you say trapped ... they should do a movie
together called " Wake Up " or " Damn, What Did I Do
" ....... " Who stole my car dude, te one with my old gf
in it " ok ok ok I will stop !
Check out JJ McCain's Blog to
see more...
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Britney Spears
well..... she has spent over $10,000 on boys baby blue clothing..... so
can you say " mama , me b good boy " .... Britney has
turned Petit Tresor, a Beverly Hills baby styles store, into her new
shopping hot spot. I will never understand how anyone can spend $10,000 on
clothes...... ok, next...
Brad Pit and Jennifer Anniston are spending a grip of $ too..... $500.00
an hour to have a judge over see their entire divorce proceedings......
that is a LOT of money to spend on a divorce.....
I am so glad i am
single.... it looks like a kid and divorce can cost a GRIP these days !
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Sly.... Sylvestor Stalone's magazine is a bust after only 3 issues.....
wow, I didn't even know he had a magazine out........ guess that is why
his magazine is a bust.
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MJ
Michael Jackson has avoided (2)
summons to appear in court for another alleged allegation of sexual abuse.
This time it was a boy in New Orleans.... . The accuser said he started
having bad flash backs after seeing the MJ trial..... The accuser said he
was abused sexually in 1984 and had to come clean .....
WOULD someone please lock this dude up with 100 jail midgets and just be
done with it..... This dude is sick and just needs to be
handled.....
On the contrary, you already know about the juror that changed her mind
and now thinks he was guilty. Anyways, I hate writing about MJ, it's a
lost casue. Lock him up already .....
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Wednsday the 17th day of August....
Remember Byron... the
Bachelor ?????|
here is the scoop in his life with Mary !
Byron ... remember Byron from the
Bachelor and his real pick Mary ???. well here is the news ....... They
are together living in Vegas ....... and they are still living in Tampa
too since Mary does real-estate there ...... they are incredible and
loving ... and living ...... Their real anniversary ( 1 year ) was this
past Monday. During an interview this morning Mary was asked about how she
felt about dating Byron before meeting the girls on the show and how hard
it was to meet them..... she explained how hard it was to ( get along )
with the girls... a lot of jealousy ... the best part of the whole deal
was how much business boomed for her as a real estate agent in
Tampa......
on the contrary.... there is a psycho
on the loose claiming she was engaged to the bachelor Byron before
Mary..... ehhhh can you say... denied on the spot when asked ! hahahahahah
..... well, if it is true ..... boys will be boys, a little lie every once
and a while .....
Mary
and Byron are getting married ... it is official ... September maybe ????
it is in the works
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OK ! I have to vent..... I am here
in Southern California where a Gator is loose in an area pond...... so
these people in California decided to fly in expert gamers from Colorado
to catch a gator... ehhhhh go figure, I suggest they get someone that is
from Florida, and maybe even someone that lives off of aligator alley (
highway ) that knows how to really catch an alligator. I mean .... c'mon,
that is like hiring a Ocean Specialist from Iowa to do a research report
on Manatees ...... Ok, my metaphores are way off, but hey.....
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More trouble in
paradise for Jessica and Nick Lachey......
Jessica Simpson's career
is booming and leaving Nick in the dust........ Nick's ego is not having
it.... he reportedly told his best friends that her success is "great
for her, but not so great for us" They have gone through marriage
counceling and they even made plans to move out of LA to be closer to one
another. Jessica's attention has gotten her a plethora of movie roles and
scripts to look over, so it doesn't look like she will be settling down
anytime soon.
I think she needs to take some acting classes, learn to dance, and start
using men's shaving cream on them manly legs she is getting ..... even her
mug looks a little manly. blahhhhh !
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Another Celebrity Diary
Angelina Jolie's diary is coming to M-T-V, The
Diary of Angelina Jolie and Doctor Jeffrey Sachs in Africa,
a special about the poverty crisis in Africa, airs on September 14th.
Don't
expect juicy tidbits about Brad Pitt, nothing like that in this
diary.......
blah, I just want to see them lips...... although I am still mad that she
wants to give up the US to be a citizen of cambodia..... go
figure..... that's not it ! there's alot more ....
It looks like Angelina is silently smacking Jennifer Aniston in this
week's edition of Star Magazine.....
Allegedly
dropped directly from Angelina's plump little lips during a trip to
New York City -- "Brad and I are going to adopt a lot more
babies." in response to a question about marriage plans
with Pitt -- "We're working on it."
OK
so there is even more ~
According to In
Style.......Brad
Pitt is the world's
Sexiest Leading Man, and
Angelina Jolie,
is the world's Sexiest Leading Woman, but together they aren't the World's
Sexiest Couple... thanks to the lovely couple....Tom
Cruise and Katie
Holmes. This is
according to In Style magazine's annual readers' survey. Among the other
winners -- George
Clooney is
the Sexiest Actor Over 40, Susan Sarandon is the Sexiest Actress
Over 40, Clay Aiken
(believe it or not) is the Sexiest Male Singer, and Beyonce
is the Sexiest
Female Singer........
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i had to share another picture of these two.... I love how beautiful
Jennifer is as a mommy ! You have to admit, Ben got lucky.... in a million
more ways than 1 .......
Tommy
Lee .... more Tommy Leee
Look for him on the Jimmy Kimmel
show on August 30th ,,,,,, Tommy is also getting ready to do some solo
shows in December after Motley Crue is done with their tour part 1
which ends on Dec 13th .....
Here is some more fun stuff from Tommy Lee..... the reason why he never
watched the Paris Hilton video is because he heard that Paris Hilton's
feet were jacked up, so he turned down the offer to watch it ... hahahah
her feet are jacked up eith all that $$ WTF, you'd think the girl
would go out and get some kind of cure... Peda mana something.... ? I
think the woman just needs some help .
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P-Diddy - P -
Puffy..... ehhhhhh
As of 12 midnight last night, his name is now Diddy..... and it could
change at any time, so prepare for a name change in your black book......
Diddy ! I guess you can change your name to anything you want when your
making gazillions of dollars.....
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Good Morning - Afternoon - Night
- ehhhhhh here you go !
Tuesday the 16th day of August....
Did you see the ROAST !
wow... Courtney Love got smeared.... Pamela SmeARED...... Tommy Lee .....
Smeared........
1st ...Tommy Lee starts his new show tonight. He has a reality show that
the country is talking about. On the ROAST he says alot of great things
that sounded like they were directed towards Pamela, and then he thanks
Heather ! hahahahah ~!
Pamela was smart and deflected alot of drama right on to her friend
Courtney.... smart move to bring her to the roast.... It worked
I am sure you want to hear some
footage and we have it ........
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Tommy Lee
showing off his nude photo !
Tommy Lee's show " Tommy Lee
Goes To College ".....
NBC 9 o'clock tonight
Tommy Lee talks about his new show on NBC with the KLLY morning show........
you can hear him describe his show, and some behind the scenes stuff .....
and you can hear his response when asked about him and Courtney Love.....
" Hell Know "
You will also hear what Tommy Lee looks for in women.... what is the first
thing he looks at ??????
Click here and listen to some interview clips from the morning show
!
oh, and make sure you watch his show tonight at 9 pm NBC !
and there's more Tommy
Lee drama ~
Tommy
has been seen
leaving Eva Longorias Hotel a few days ago at 3:30 am and that means he is
hittin it... as a matter of fact, durign an interview on our morning show
KKLY Kelly 95.3 he avoided the question a million times ~
I will leave a clip here for you to enjoy..........
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here is another picture thanks to dana's
dirt at www.danasdirt.com
It was just reported today that
Jennifer is not happy with all the attention she is getting with all of
the publicity that she is gaining...
She does look beautiful as a pregnant woman and Ben Affleck is going to be
a great daddy. I suppose she should be happy that she has a good daddy man
in the making. He will take their child straight to Vegas and teach him or
her all the aspects to poker......
In other Ben news..... He is getting ready to take on a short called
" Resistance " that has a lot to do with war, terrorism, the
splitting of a country, and the fight to piece the nation back together
........ such a coincidence that our country is a MESS right now
.....
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Jake
& Kirsten MAKIN' A BABY ???? Or just researching the reality of one
???

notice who makes who carry the stuff.
hahahahah ! good man !
ok, the plot thickens on the next
picture

Looks like they are shopping for parental vitamins..... at least
they are healthy planners. I think a baby with these two would be a
little cutie.....
Photos from JJB ......
www.danasdirt.com
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Mariah's
PISSED at Eminem!
Mariah Carey is FURIOUS with
Eminem...
on his current tour he is using recordings of voicemails she left him
during their brief affair years ago...
All of a sudden Mariah's "We Belong Together" comes on...
Eminem turns to the DJ and asks "why the hell are you playing that
crap?" Then the Mariah messages boom from the heavens... "I
heard you were getting back with your ex-wife. Why won't you see me? Why
won't you call me? You're not calling me..." Then Eminem simulates
vomiting and goes into his song "Puke" in which he talks about
a woman making him sick. Eminem also says he just doesn't like her as a
person. Mariah's people say the voicemails aren't real, it's an
imposter, and that if they were real Mariah would be suing him. Should
be interesting to see what happens when they run into each other at the
VMA'S or any place in between..... Word to Mariah, that is what you get
when you play with the bad boys on the playground that are standing in
their corner...... I think it is funny, I can't wait to hear it, I want
some footage of this......
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Demi Moore tells Harper's Bazaaaaaar Magazine that Ashton is her
soulmate and they want to have children "as soon as
possible"...
hmmmmmm, or maybe she is worried that Ashton will try and trade her in
for a younger model before she can flourish her flowers in the
garden...... Se must be doing something right, and all night. I picture
Ashton with a 22 yr old Cosmo Queen...
Pic taken at the Teen Choice Awards, from JJB thanks to Dana for the
hook ups .......
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Sapranos fans !!!!!!
Here is the news that every show
delivers just before the big fall off.
Mitchell Burgess and Robin Green ( the Emmy award winning producers and
writers ) are leaving the show...
I just want to see Pussy back on the
show, reincarnated, and doing more dirt......
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This is funny, my home girl wrote
Hilary is on a mission to be UGLY.
She used to be so cute!!!
Hilary is just trying to keep
up with the competition, however, she was way ahead the last time I
checked ..... Maybe she just needs a show of her own. Either way, her $10
costume, $5 wig, and lord only knows what she has crawling on her
shirt..... it's just not sexy to me..... sorry, her smile still impresses
me.... at least there is one thing she can't change this month. Watch her
go out and get a gold tooth and learn to crip walk.
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Russell Crowe to pay
11 Million ????
Reports are starting to surface that Russell Crowe will have to pay 11 Mil
to avoid jail and his ability to cruise the USA ..... wow, for 11
Mil he can throw me at a hotel clerk..... Well anyways, the
plot thickens because his lawyers are denying that the $ is going to be
paid. Regardless, that hotel clerk won't be folding towels too much
longer. If you are living under a gigantic rock, Russell Crowe clubbed a
hotel clerk over the head with a phone a few months back, and now mr.
gladiator boy is going to pay for it..... :( boo hoo !
when will celebrities ever learn that success / fortune / fame doesn't
mean get dumb when it comes to venting your fruastrations openly..... If
he needed to make a phone call that bad, he could have went out and bought
a Sprint store to make a call verses spending 11 Million to a hotel clerk,
if that is how much he has to pay. I say $50.00 is too much !

We already knew Paris had a new little doggie named Bambi, but now she's
admitting she's officially DITCHED Tinkerbell!
If I were rinkerbell, I
would be so pissed......
Tink is going to live with Kathy because she's getting too big to carry
around in Paris's purse! She only likes the puppies when they are small
enough to be accessories... Sounds like that is her life with men tooo............
Found this at www.femalefirst.co.uk
special thanks to Dana's Dirt for the hook ups !
Someday her dog is going to give her the boot....... I would love to hear
her dog say..... later hoe !

How funny... She's wearing a shirt that says UGLY.
I think she should take the shirt off and give it to her baby's
daddy........... ehhh sorry, i think it is whack that he is living off
Britney.... Anyways.... none of my business, i just hate to hear about men
that were said to have treated their women horrible ......
Paula's
Innocent !
Fox TV has announced the results of the
independent investigation into allegations Paula Abdul had an affair
with contestant Corey Clark... she's innocent.
They found nothing to incriminate her on any of the "charges"
that she had an affair or gave him private coaching sessions or advice
about performing on the show.
Paula says...
"I'm grateful this ordeal is over, and I'm so looking forward to
getting back to the job I love. Once again, I thank my fans from
throughout the world for their undying love and support."
Fox has revealed they WILL be establishing very strict rules with regard
to "fraternization" between judges and contestants in order to
prevent anything like this from arising again.
I suppose your chances of grtting a little contestant love from Paula
has come to an end, boo hooo ! I am sure it was fun while it
lasted.....
Teri
Hatcherexic
Wow.... Every once in a while I
want to show you something guys are simply NOT looking for in any woman
at all..... Her legs look like Gumby's arms ..... this looks SICK.......
This woman needs to be jogging to that Sizzler food Buffet on .......
for real .... this is really not attractive at all.

I think the classy look of a cd
cover is the hot way to go ....... at least Jessica is not looking manly
here......

Here is another anonymous picture that I have
famboozled from DD and I also must add that he really does look like
Ashlee Simpson's brother ! Not sure if he is related, but he sure does
look like it ~
I can only thank my friend Dana for pictures
like this. I used to live about 2 miles from Jennifer Lopez when I was
living in Miami and whenever I saw her out and about I always used to
think..... she is beautiful. Now I can share a candid picture of J-Lo as
she looks on any given day. By the way, today is Ben's birthday.........
ehhhh forget it, I am trying to remain in a good mood today and not rip on
anyone. Actually, here is how been is celebrating his birthday ........

Angelina Becomes Cambodian Citizen.
]\Good! Now can she please move
there? Sorry, but us people here in the US have so much to be thankful
for, and when someone goes to .... ehhhhh Cambodia to become a citizen,
they should just live there ....... sorry, just venting. I still think
she is fine.... just trying to hard to be a pioneer in her own
way.

Get ready for a new video starring Julia
Roberts..... She has apparently signed to be in the next Dave Mathews
video " Dream Girl "
In a recent interview Julia mentioned that she wanted to do a video with
Dave because she LOVED his music and she wanted to be back in action
without the obligation of a movie role. I suggest another Oceans
flick..... I loved her on screen chemisrty between her and Brad
Pit......... Can't wait to hear and see " Dream Girl "
 
Paris Hilton looking mighty tan and greasy
looking....... She looks like she needs a few all you can eat
coupons....... I think some poeple are just way to over rated.... I have
seen better looking females at Sizzler......

I suppose Katie Holmes is simply not telling tom to stay out of them
tightie whities..... You'd think with all the millions
this man is making he would go out and get a few packs of designer
boxers.... If you have been paying any attention to the latest Tom
and Katie Cruise plans then you are already aware that their is the
possibility of a HUGE wedding coming soon. hmmmmmm and all the talk about
them two just being a couple for publicity.....
Jessica Simpson

someone needs to feed her\

The real sad news about this whole ( Jessica ) media
hype, is that this wax statue of her in this picture is almost as scary as
she looked on Good Morning America this morning...... Jessica's withering
body, and under nourished look makes you want to throw her a AM PM super
HAM SANDWICH .... wait, a biggie drink, 2 sandwiches, and some
chips......... she needs Nick to take her to a few all you can eat
joints...... Girls this thin look very sick.
Liv and
family...

for the comedy record..... I think she soooo
looiks like punky brooster , or however you spell her name these
days.......
What is this
dude doing to his hair ?

When I lived in Miami we took trips to Key West and got braids as a
joke..... ehhhhh key word ,,,, joke
Here is the question of the day.....What the hell is THAT knotted mess
on his head? What on earth is that? Is that like 10 feet of newspaper
elastic wrapped around a tail-like monstrosity down his back?
I wonder if Brit is paying his maintenance of super enormous mongo braid
- a mess - look he is sporting......
Nat ~

There is nothing bad I can write about this
woman.... she is one of my favorite female vocalists, along with Sarah
Mclachlan, Jewel, and a little Macy Gray, this woman is on my to do
lists..... of albums to have in my collection
PS if you live under a rock it's Natasha Bedingfield and her song is
These Words.

The lipstick is just not it...... sorry..... can
you say dis con tinue
Britney has
Belly...

Preggo is beautiful and Brit is taking it to
the next level these days... even Be be needs a tan

she looks a little pissed here, if i was
preggo and feeling bloated, I don't think I would even be on a beach,
more less in swimming gear......

I am not going to mess with her hair like my friends have tried to
course me into doing......... I am just going to say this, stop trying
to blame it on the wind, for real !
"It's a
classy show."
Yes, that's what Tara Reid
says about her new Wild On E! show. She is over seas doing her thing,
and she is loving it... During her latest interview aired in LA and
Bakersfield on KLLY..... she talked about her show.......
"It's a classy show."
I'm tempted to repost those pictures of her asscheeks hanging out of
her mini skirt but I won't ........ although it would make you feel
better about yourself if you saw them ~ :)
Anyway, it's a pretty hilarious article in USA Today, what up to Cesar
Soriano! You might want to get a USA Today and read it..........
Click
here to read
and word to
Perez Hilton's blog

look on their faces...priceless..... clueless..... Pic courtesy www.sweetkisses.net

ok, these two bring out the worst in each other when they are
together...... admit it... every time you see a picture of these two
together, you ultimately think, wow, I never thought they could really get
this slutty..... and they manage
Tara Ried and Paris = bad influences on young girls that want to stay un
preggo until they reach 16 ........
ok, this picture I had to add, since it shows Paris in the right
position........ this is where she was obviously born to be ~
Make sure you join us on August 20th, 2005 at the beach for a
camping extravaganza........

Well, at least they look like a couple that isn't divorcing, fighting,
sleeping with each other's friends, going to crazy strip clubs, or doing
movies that require them to lose all human ability to look like normal
people...... whoa ! they look good together...... and in some type
of style too ~

Kevin says, "I take care o'mah kids!"
Chris Rock says, "... that's what yo' s'pos ta do!"
another crazy segment from the halls of Dana's Dirt, too funny to
change ~
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Brad &
Angelina Fly...

ok ok ok so there she is .... a
baby savior, a humanitarian, a fine actor, a woman with the most gorgeous
lips in the Universe..... and now a pilot ...... yes indeed.....
it looks like maybe they are happy with each other here......
you have to be happy with someone you are about to share that little
of space with, and that high up in the air, unless oyu have ulterior
motives that require the use of automatic ejection ..... or something
like that....... I could never fly next to her, I would crash and burn
do to the lack of focus on the wrong instruments.....

Ok, I don't even have to ask or say a thing......... accept...... flip
flops.... they will do......
Jessica on the Good Morning America

Pics from Kistin at JJB...
Jessica performs on GMA
as said plenty of times before..... her boots were made for a body that
doesn't seem withered away.... She looks like she has been on the south
beach diet before south beach was discovered.......
Right... oh, and did that song even break the chart? How many minutes is
she actually in the movie? please, someone write to me and let me
know how many minutes Jessica really acts....and can she act..... is she
good, how does she do, hopefully better than she does on stage.....

Mary Kate has Marlboro REDS for lunch. I am sorry,
but smokes for lunch is simply not that pleasant.....
Those things are HARSH!
I guess maybe she figures the stronger the cigarette the better the
appetite suppressant?
Who is the guy? He looks like an whack carbon copy version of Carson
Daly... have we seen them together before?
1 word, 2 syllables, rhymes with bampoo...
SHAMPOO!
taken from Dana's Dirt ...
hahahahah Dana is such a trip, some things aren't meant to be re
written........
Poor TLC.....
so if you were listening to Party Boy..... TLC is looking to be back on
the map without T Boz.... so it looks like they are trying to get it
together with a new T-Boz, and the contestants aren't really checking to
be a part of the group..... How sad.... I suppose if you were a TLC fan
you might be like me and be thinking, some things are better off left
alone......
The Federuglies go to the movies... hmmmmm wedding
crashers maybe ???

yup, that's it, the wedding crashers are at it
again..... She lloks like they are going to a green day concert.....
Demi Not Prego, Just Not Looking So, ehhhhh Demi...!
There's Demi Moore... pic taken
the other day. She's not prego, but she isn't all that either, as a matter
of fact, she just isn't all that at all...... Now I know what it means to
have NO booty at all ...... can you say, baggy please.... pleaseeeeee.. I
used to LOVE Demi Moore.... I used to see her all the time in Miami,
runnign around, hmmmm too much working out can be bad too........... Wait
till you see the pictures that people are gettign ready to spit out on the
internet.... sooo funny !

seeing uncle Jessee like this just doesn't
seem to make him uncle Jessee in my mind... I know we can all feel this
way, but he just seems to look TORE up from the FLOOR up..... This should
have been one of those nights you stayed in with the dog, a beer, and a
foot stool ...... yah know ????

best picture out of all of them, I don't know where
Dana got this one, but she got a good picture, I have to pilage her site
and get the details.......

yeah, that reminds me of clubbing in
Miami ....
Natalie
Portman to Keep Shaven Head Look?
www.femalefirst.co.uk
Natalie Portman is thinking about keeping her head shaved!
She says it is "empowering" and she feels tough for the
first time in her life... She says that as a small girl she never felt
strong but now with a shaved head she does...
hmmmmmmmm..... ehhhhhhh... ok, I suppose, maybe I should shave
my........ nawwwwww
Kevin
Fedeadbeat Daderline.
Add this to the list of reasons why we can't
stand Kevin Deadbeat... he skipped his son's 1st birthday party! He
and Britney just plain didn't show up... no card... no gift... not
even a phone call!
He's SUCH a loser, and Britney is WACK if she thinks he's not going to
treat her child with him the same way. Bu t... what comes around goes
around..... always ....
Paris Hilton
Lesbian Pics in Hustler!
Apparently there are some pictures of Paris
Hilton and a female "lover" in this month's Hustler
Magazine.I want to see..... ehhhhh ok, so, Paris and the other
chick were rumored to be doing the "designer drug ecstacy"
while shooting the pictures... But Larry Flynt says " I think it
is simply true love".
Paris's friends claim she has NO attraction to women whatsoever... um,
excuse me, idiots, the world has seen those cell phone pictures of her
and that chick topless... SHE LIKES CHICKS!
Anyone got the pictures... I don't get Hustler Magazine... anymore.
I AM CONFUSED... I found this story on a message board and it was
posted recently... but then I did some research and it looks like
these pictures were already published.
I'm sure you'll correct me if I am wrong ;)
Afflembryo is Growing!

staying healthy...... prego women are sooo beautiful sometimes....
Pictures from the Image Shack

OK that's a really lame name for the embryo/fetus of Jennifer Garner
and Ben Affleck, it came from Dana of Dana's Dirt.... she is an
amazing writer, and sometimes she says something that makes everyone
laugh a little harder, and then blame it on her if someone gets mad at
me, so I am in the best of both worlds.
Rumor has it there's a little baby girl in there!! Better inside than
out in all this heat, the baby has it MADE..... no bills, no taxes, no
drama, no boy problems, ehhhhhh or almost no boy problems....
Colin's Sex Tape Co-Star

There's a sex tape of Colin Farrell having sexual relations with
THIS woman... He is NOT happy at all, he is a wee bit pissed..... I
don't care, I just want to get a copy now.......
Britney's A
Mess

Well, maybe she is starting a new fad, daizy dukes for the prego
pregos...... Not like I'd ever be able to sport them, nor would I EVER
want to if I were a woman..... some people just need to stay out of
daizys ... period.... stay out of them until they belong in them.....
kind of like kids bikes, children's clothes, condoms.... you know,
stay out of them unless oyu really belong there, and if you do, then
sport them well......
Titra Reid
Hey, you have to give some
partial credit where credit is due ... anyone that can make a grip of
money off of being a drunk ho, needs some type of credit....... I
mean, you know you'd do it too if oyu could get away with it, change
your name, and get a whole new identity.............


not bad for a work of art, are they really real
????
Jennifer
Anistons Love Letters For Sale...
Oh you gotta love this
insanity... people will do anything for a dollar, or two, or
three....... hahahahahahahah
Some jacka#%# who claims he dated Jennifer Aniston when she was 15 is
selling a love letter he received from her on eBay. That's cool
right... I mean, some Jennifer fan might want it... so why not try to
make a buck or two... I would, as a matter of fact, I have tried to
sell alot less for a lot more.........
his deal deal..... Or $100,000!!!
Yeah, he's trying to sell it for A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!
Some people are ridiculous... he's calling it an intimate look into
Jennifer's heart or some sh*t like that.
Story from www.femalefirst.co.uk
J-Lo Live

Ehhhhh, right, ok, I am not sure I really want to smell like
this...... I mean, her first try at this whole scent really never
turned me on to anything but some freshner spray from Wal Mart......
but that is just me, anmd I am a guy. Not sure what to think of this
whole scent deal, but it is not getting me, sorry..... Her new store
opens in CHicago... She will be selling all of her J Lo gear down town
Chicago soon...... more details comign soon to a page like this
soon......
The Face of
an ANGRY CHEATER.

This is what a cheater who has just been caught looks like. I have
been there, maybe not all the way there, but I am sure oyu have been
there too, or at least flown over there, and saw what it looked like
there........
I was in a mall recently and saw two people fighting, and the guys
face looked just like that when his gf admited she knew the guys freak
cheater hoe on the side the whole time he was chipping the ice off the
block..... whoa ~
DAMN... The sad thing is he'll be tagging some other pathetic woman in
a week...
What's Wrong
Jessica?

AAccording to my homegirl Dana....She looks ho-hum. She usually looks ho, but
today she looks ho-hum. Actually, I used to think she was kinda hot,
and then she had to comment on tuna...... or her lack of knowledge on
tuna, and that was it for me.
She and Nick are on the rocks... duh... and I'm sorry but I saw the
trailer for The Dukes of Hazard the other day and her body is banging
but her face is looking rather MANLY... and she can not act. I
actually saw her body up close and personal in Miami a few years ago
during an interview, and even took some pictures of her in the studio,
and she was banging then, banging with a little meat.... now she is
just looking a little Hollywood.... :(
I heard she remade Whitney's "I Have Nothing"... I'm going
to guess that IT COULD POSSIBLY SUCK, but, never judge a book until
you at least skim the middle, right ? ! :( well her cover
would say, feed me, love me, feed me, love to feed me .....
I SAW KATIE
HOLMES'S ASS-MARK!!!
So I had some time to kill today
for about... oh... like 2 and a half hours... so I picked up Star
Magazine... for one reason and one reason only...
KATIE HOLMES'S ASS MARK...
It's huge and nasty. You can't see the whole thing, but it pops out of
her jeans and you can tell - IT'S HUGE... it's the size of her entire
asscheek and NO WONDER SHE IS A VIRGIN... If I had something THAT BIG
and THAT NASTY on my ASS I would NOT be getting naked for anyone!!!
You gotta see it. She needs to holler at Kelly Clarkson and ask to
borrow some of those bodysuit leotard things so when her pants hang
low the birthmark doesn't show. courtesy of Dana's Dirt at www.danasdirt.com
Katie's Nasty Arse-mark
Katie Holmes apparently has a HUGE NASTY birth
mark on her booty~
The pictures are supposed to be in Star Magazine soon... anyone have
them???? send them to us ~
Renee & Kenny On the
ROCKS ALREADY!
Just 2 months after their surprise wedding,
Renee Zellweger & Kenny Chesney are having some marital issues...
shocking huh? hahahah ! Well for my guys out there, ehhhhhh
at least he got to hit it, and for my girls out there, well, now you
can have your guy again, if you still want him... over ever really
wanted him
She apparently misses Jack White and isn't happy with Kenny... they
barely know each other. She says his house in Nashville is "dark
and gloomy"... and she's also having issues because her latest
movie, Cinderella Man, was a FLOP because of all the bad PR
surrounding Russell Crowe's little phone throwing incident.No matter
what the circumstances are, some people are simply NOT meant to be
together, if you need any more light shed on this subject, refer to
Britany Spears and her .... well, boy ~
Didn't see this coming, did we?
Angelina
& Zahara


There's the mommy and the baby... what a little cutie! The baby is
soooo adorable........
Turns out she was in the hospital with salmonella... an illness she
would have probably died from in Ethiopia. Angelina is her savior!
Looks like Anjelina has even put her boy toy to the side to focus on
lil bebe ~ SMart girl, always focus on the lil ones.....
Jessica
& Her Trainer...


They look pretty flirty-flirty, don't they??? If I were Nick I would
NOT be digging this trainer... Hot trainers are like hot nannies...
BAD NEWS! It's like dating disaster
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