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Courtney Jaye = way hot and way talented...

Ok, there is really only one thing that I want to add onto this site for the weekend....... A prayer for the ones that are experiencing misfortune in Louisiana...... 

August ! ! ! ! ! !

Check out: www.give.org to find honorable charities that can use your donations to help out with the disaster relief effort in New Orleans .

CHARITIES YOU CAN GIVE TO WITHOUT WORRY

American Red Cross www.redcross.org

Salvation Army www.salvationarmyusa.org 

Red Cross and 50-thousand to U-S-A Harvest. Duff says, "It's heartbreaking to see the devastation on T-V. People are missing family members and they have absolutely nothing left -- not even food or water. I want to do everything I can to help those who have survived to rebuild their lives." If you wish to join Hilary in making a contribution to those organizations, give through their websites -- [RedCross.org] and [USAHarvest.com].

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Now here is some ent news that is not more important than information above ~

there are pictures coming soon ok, this is retarded..... i mean, this is getting way outta line... borderline bitchism.... ( if that is even a word I can make up for you to relate to....

Fiddy vs. Diddy

 

50 CENT is accusing SEAN 'DIDDY' COMBS of changing his stage name to mirror  his own nickname, to supposedly boost popularity. As you know, or maybe you have been under a large rock, and don't know, or care, Combs has been known as Puffy, Puff Daddy and P Diddy, and recently announced plans to switch his name to Diddy. Well, 50 Cent, real name CURTIS JACKSON, is known as Fiddy to a large number of his fans from the hood, and he's not at all happy with the increasing similarities between his and Combs' nicknames.He feels like Diddy is trying to snag the Diddy.... from the Fiddy for the $$$$$ 

He says, "I'm Fiddy and now Puffy wants to be Diddy, trying to move his name closer to me, you know what I'm sayin'? .... OK, can we all just play nicely on the same playground..... wow, how whack is that........

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                                                                     Britney in Elle Magazine

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Well, she has come along way..... she needs to stay out of the bikinni for a minute... she does look good in the middle picture....

When she has her kid, she is going to pop right back into shape...... 

here is her protégé..... shopping for attention ....... 

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so here is the story about brit's sister 

Jamie Lynn ( Brit's sister )
has been having some issues with a 13 year old co-star on the set of Zoey... 
so Britney marched over to this little girl and pulled her into JL's trailer...
 and told her she better leave JL alone...

Yelled at her, and said "if you don't leave my sister alone 
you'll never work in this town again!"

Um... yeah, who is Britney to be saying that to ANYONE... look at her!!

Britney's people don't even deny the story, 
they say she was playing peacemaker but she didn't yell at the little girl.
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Here is the picture Gwen Stefani was a little discouraged about. Kelly won the award and in her mind she is thinking to herself

haha you silly hoe ....... and of course Gwen is thinking, ehhhh whoa ! 

hahahah this turf war between the two of these girls is funny..... They need to make up and kiss, or kiss and make up. whatever.... 



Angelina Jolie

 is about to declare war on a British tabloid. Brad Pitt's girlfriend is reportedly planning to sue The Sun over an article claiming that the girl she recently adopted from Ethiopia is not an orphan. The tabloid ran an interview with an 18-year-old woman who claims that little Zahara is her daughter. Angelina maintains the baby's parents are dead and has put her British legal team on standby for a possible assault by lawsuit.

George Clooney
 has been dumped for a "Desperate Housewife"! The former E-R star was set to push his upcoming movie, Good Night, and Good Luck, with an N-B-C double dip -- a Dateline interview with Stone Phillips and a multi-part Today show sitdown with Matt Lauer. But then the Peacock Network decided to axe the Dateline piece in favor of a profile of Eva Longoria. So, according to New York 's Daily News, Clooney fired off an "outraged letter" to the Dateline executive producer, and then turned to A-B-C. Diane Sawyer is flying off to his villa in Italy for an interview that will show up on Primetime and Good Morning America. Ironically, Clooney's film is about pioneering T-V journalist Edward R. Murrow -- who worked for C-B-S.

Michelle Pfeiffer 
was the victim of a carjacking in London . The 47-year-old star -- in the British capital filming I Could Never Be Your Woman -- was loading some bags from the Camden antique market into the trunk of a Range Rover on Tuesday when a man jumped in and made off with the 75-thousand-dollar vehicle -- not to mention the bags of goodies. Pfeiffer was unhurt and was back on the set that afternoon. --



Sam Shepard 
will star opposite Brad Pitt in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Pitt plays the notorious outlaw, Shepard plays his brother, Frank.

ok, the best of the not so better news...... 

Peter Falk and A-B-C are in talks to revive the trench-coat wearing detective "Columbo" for the first time since a 2003 T-V movie.

Courtney Jaye live at our Kelly Lounge ~ picture by David Hamilton 2005 

Wed the 31st of August........

Here we go........

Tommy Lee was awesome last night on his show...... too funny, I wanna be in the House of Lee and learn the famous hand shake....... and ehhhh Pamela admits coffee makes her nipples perky according to Elle Magazine.... , I will add some audio to this one in a few...... Tommy is on our morning show this morning so you can enjoy some real up to date stufff.........

Tommy Lee describes Pamela's nipples hard

Jamie and Tommy give sex tips ..... what women really like ...... and if your anything like me, your writing this down to see what it is really all about ............. 

Tommy Lee slaps Dr Ruth.... hahahahah ! 

 and a scene got cut out of Tommy Lee goes to COllege .... 

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More film stufff....... straight from Hollywierd.....


Stories From a Moron, the collection of bizarre correspondence between the mysterious Ed Broth -- who may, in fact, be Jerry Seinfeld -- and various unsuspecting people and corporations, is being turned into an animated series by 20th Century Fox T-V.

Remember "Karate Kid" Ralph Macchio? He'll be developing programming for M-T-V's teen-oriented N network. 
First up is a drama about runaway girls.

WOW... what is the deal in Malibu.... 


 so get this .... a man takes a cab to Jennifer Anniston's house, and just walks in the house.... WHAT ? ok, so like ehhhh where is the sequrity ? Like, c'mon, youhave a million dollar house in Malibu, and no sequrity ..... you might just deserve to have stragglers wander in ...... get it together girl !  Ok, so this dude David Hesterbey has to stay 100 yards away from her house... There is something more to all of this..... it is too weird for this to be the whole story..... there is more to this that we don't know yet.... maybe David is a secret photographer or she hired him for something..... why would a stalker take a cab straight to her house and enter it ? to weird ...... 


George Clooney 

George Clooney wants to keep the shorts and T-shirt crowd out of his new Las Vegas casino. According to the Las Vegas Sun, Clooney wants a dress code imposed at Las Ramblas, the three-billion-dollar hotel and casino he's a partner in. Insiders say the idea of trying to get people dolled up before they gamble is unrealistic. Jeff Voyles, a casino management instructor at U-N-L-V, says, "Do you know how many millionaires are walking around Las Vegas wearing jeans and polo shirts? You cannot tell somebody who is 35 to 45 years old, very successful and makes a quarter-of-a-million-dollars per year that he has to wear a jacket." 


Something to make you say Dahhhhhhhhmmmmm ~  
 
dahmm, Dr. Phils's son is going to need advice and support from his poppy on this one..... here is the scoop, Dr. Phil's son,  Jay McGraw, is engaged to 27-year-old Erica Dahm, one of the Dahm Triplets, and when you see her, you'll say ..... Dahmmmmmm~ . The sisters appeared buck naked in the December 1998 Playboy centerfold. The junior McGraw, like his dad, writes self-help books. 


  Clay Aiken

Radar Magazine..... says Clay Aiken has a boyfriend .... hmmmm this is one to read.... Clay never showed up on the set of Kill Reality ....  he called the set every day to be in one of the actor's Kool Aid.....
hahahah ! It's all lovely, but it is out there now, Clay Aiken is getting his love on.....

Suge Knight....

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So, they say the man shot himself..... hahahahah ! now they say he could have shot himself and then blamed it on a fake shooter...... all in a busy club where there were no whiteness...... He is on probation and having a gun would mean going back to jail .... Well does it make him smart for making up a fib or a fool for shooting his own self ? while you are pondering this ...  Let me just say this, Miami police don't play and if they find out he lied to them and made a fake report about being shot, that is his ass, for real, he will be in jail in a New York minute.........  karma is a byyyyyyaaaatttttcccccccccccccchhhhhhhhh 

Ok, here are some pictures from the VMA's courtesy of Danas Dirt pages ..... 


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Caron Daily... his new look ! ? ! ?

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The Hilton sisters......... 

ehhhhh, to me they both just got boring..... but hey, they are still gettin paid....

Paris looks like she is wearing a dress oyu get in the Keys when you want a lot of color and have $20.00 boring.....

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she is just getting a nice manly face...... and she is getting this whole ( i wanna look like a cartoon girl ) down..... just not looking sexy here

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Aaron Carter... now that is some style........ he is looking bad boy.....

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Carmen ..... 

this is a bold look for her, she really doesn't care that the scar sticks out like a soar thumb..... 

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I think a different kiss would be way hotter ........ but I suppose the VMA's are PG this far along..... Ashlee looks way happy she is getting lips..... whoa ! 

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Diddy is looking Daddy and Stefani is just fine as ... *^*&  although she didn't look too happy when she got beat out by Kelly .... ok, no need to rub it in .... She got 100,000 for looking way sexy .... I love her..... she is just a cool girl...... she needs her own show or at least host something .... Gwen for president. jjjjjj kkkkk ok, so the weird is coming 

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 Michael Jackson is talking about buying a house in the United Arab Emirates?  I suppose after all the child like behaviors he has been presenting to the world, living in a different country will be really good for him. He will add his own Disney World to the land of Make Believe and all will be well, if he doesn't go to jail on a new conviction for Child Molestation charges that are coming down the pike... he better move soon, and then hide.... 

 

Martha Stewart is .... well copy cat

ok, on Martha's new show she is trying to come up with her own ( your firred ) catch phrase......  
" you just don't fit in " 

hmmmm ok, next ..... 
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Janice Dickenson....


ok, so Janice.... here is the news on Janice ...... she will be at the El Ray theatre tonight at 8 pm doing a special show called " What Would Janice Do " based on a monologue setting ... reads on the best sex, fun times, and quite interesting...... It is a 1 women show..... on the other side of things...... Janice has been accused by her make up person for being asked for drugs when getting her make up done, I will have a few clips of the interview tomorrow......  she rips on Caprice hahahah you want to hear this,,,, ok i have to put something on here for you to laugh at...... here is Janice rippin on Caprice...... 

click here ..... 

hahahahahahahahahahahah ! The Surreal Life set must have been a ball ! 

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Eddie Murphy.... and Mariah

The new story on the way is that Eddie Murphy is already in the arms of Mariah ! Ok.... here is the story...
Miami, the city of hot heat... has heated up hot.... according to the New York Daily News.... the two sat outside a hotel until the street was clear at about 3:30 in the am, then they scurried into a hotel to be closer than they were in the car.... Hotel Setai is a plush little hotel in Miami that is fun times..... 

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Eva Langoria is pissin em off ~ 


Ok, so you may know this little hottie from Desparate Housewives.... Her bosses at ABC are heated that she went and booked an interview Dateline NBC before giving ABC an interview first.... whooops ..... If you aren't aware of how it's supposed to go down, if your doing a show for ABC then you give ABC affiliates first crack at a big interview..... hmmmmm 

I think Eva just got tired of waiting for some attention so she created some on her own..... Eva Eva Eva..... hope NBC has a spot for you .......


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Here is some Movie shtufffff.......

Here is my favorite.... Steven Spielberg loves the worlds and wars and all the sci fi fin stufff.. and he is the best at it,,,, so here it is, he is back at it again,,,,,, Spielberg is on his way to re making the 1951 cult classic When Worlds Collide......  way Haute.......

Mary Lambert, the Director of the Pet Semetary movies, will take on High Midnight, an indie vampire western....

Sex and the city star Darren Star is creating a new beach style sitcom for WB... hmmmm 

Charlies Angels director McG and ER executive producer Scott Gemmill are treaming up for a WB drama about under cover cops...... yayyyy another cop drama...... blah blah blah ....

HBO is developing a comedy series about Manhattan moms that try to balance their lives ..... 

Rob Reiner will direct and produce a movie called "Whiskey River".... a feature about a wounded Iraq war vet who is kidnaped from his own father so that the vet can't go back to war........

how realistic is this one, hmmmmmm  If i were in Irac and wounded, I wouldn't want to return, who would have even wanted to go in the first place ? hmmmmm right, exactly........... 



whoa.... so much creativity here ladies and gentlemen ~ 


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Here 
Monday August 29th....

over the weekend Suge Knight ( Death Row Records) was shot in the leg by someone that snuck into his entourage and was able to pull the gun and shoot ( something doesn't seem right about this )....  how could anyone miss that big boy up that close.... what an idiot gun man..... Suge Knight will somehow find out who it was.... hmmmm  Scary..... ok, so I am sure you saw some of the VMA's .... if not, here are some info bits.....

 
The following are the winners from the M-T-V Video Music Awards, held last

Video of the Year
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Best Dance Video
Missy Elliott w/Ciara and Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"

Best Male Video
Kanye West, "Jesus Walks"

Best Rock Video
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Best Pop Video
Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"

Best Female Video
Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"

Best Group Video
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Best New Artist in a Video
The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"

M-T-V-2 Award
Fall Out Boy, "Sugar, We're Goin Down"

Best Rap Video
Ludacris, "Number One Spot"

Breakthrough Video
Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc."

Best Hip-Hop Video
Missy Elliott w/Ciara and Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"

Viewers' Choice Award
Green Day
, "American Idiot"

Best R-&-B Video
Alicia Keys, "Karma"

Ok, so get this turf war drama....... Kelly Clarkson and Gwen Stefani are the next two idiots to be going at it over some East coast West Coast drama..... SOme say that the bullet that hit Suge Knight may have been meant for one of the two girleees..... ok, on that note..... Gwen Stefani, whose "Hollaback Girl" won two technical awards -- Best Choreography and Best Art Direction, and Snoop Dogg scooped Diddy's Fashion Challenge -- each getting 100-thousand dollars to donate to their favorite charities. Gwen's giving hers to the Orange County Children's Hospital, while Snoop's is going to his Youth Football League. Gwen Stefani looked a little pissed when Kelly Clarkson beat her out for award after award, announced her fashion line, saying designing "was like playing Barbie but with big, huge models." hahahah well this doesn't look like this fight is gonna end anytime soon ..... ok, now there is more for you.....

After Green Day, Missy Elliott was the big winner at the M-T-V Video Music Awards, hosted by Diddy or P Diddy or whatever...... either way, he is getting a little washed..... anyways, the VMA's in Miami Sunday night were on fire..... Missy's video for "Lose Control" won Best Dance Video and Best Hip-Hop Video. Other artists who left with hardware included Luda (Best Rap Video for "Number One Spot"), Kanye West took one back to the streets of Chicago for scoring.....(Best Male Video for "Jesus Walks") and Alicia Keys (Best R-&-B Video for "Karma") and Alicia Keyes looked BEAUTIFUL !

Sporting a HUGE diamond ring which she insisted was not an engagement gift from boyfriend Bow Wow, Ciara helped Missy introduce Luda and Bobby V, who performed "Pimpin' All Over the World." If you got a chance to see this performance, it was amazing.....Diddy took his watch off and gave it to a fan..... Then, security, thinking that Diddy was playing, retrieved the watch from the fan out of camera The best part was when Diddy slammed the sequrity by handing the watch back to the fan..... how wild is that. (At the end of the show, Diddy awarded Snoop Dogg and Gwen Stefani 100-thousand dollars each for charity for being well dressed stylish. Gwen was in a leopard skin outfit that was WAY hot ! I just say Gwen looked fine as hell ... Then  Snoop announced that the money would go to "the Snoop Youth Football League."  R. Kelly's performance also caused shock waves. After a brief video summary that ran through the first two parts of "Trapped in the Closet," Kells appeared onstage to sing and act out every role of Chapter 3. But once that segment ended, the real treat began -- a new, never-before heard Chapter, which picked up after Kelly leaves the apartment of "Kathy" and "Rufus." The characters are left to figure out what to make of the startling revelations regarding their relationships, with Rufus declaring that he's staying with his wife. 

Lil' Kim and Entourage star Jeremy Piven presented Ludacris with the Best Rap Video award. Piven talked about Kim's upcoming jail sentence for lying, joking that half of Hollywood could be doing "20 years" for the same crime.... Then Diddy pretended to lead an orchestra as it provided strings to an a cappella version of the Notorious B-I-G's "Juicy." The orchestra continued to play during Big's "Warning," and Diddy was joined onstage by Snoop Dogg, who recited Puff's verses from that track.

Fat Joe got himself into a twist of mixed words between himself and 50 Cent..... funny.... He was wearing a New York Yankees hat, but on this night he was repping for Miami and the reggaeton movement. Crack took the stage to introduce M-T-V to performances from Don Omar, Tego Calderon and Daddy Yankee. Joey then presented the award for Best Hip-Hop Video, but not before getting a dig in at nemesis 50 Cent. Joe said he felt very safe at the event because of all the security on hand "courtesy of G-Unit."

All eyes were then on 50 Cent as he had a remark to comeback with.... hahaha  as he took the stage for his performance. The king of controversy began his set with "Disco Inferno," segued into a Mobb Deep assisted remix for "Outta Control," then into Tony Yayo's "So Seductive." Fif ended their performance by labeling Fat Joe a coward (that wasn't the word he used) and a host of other unprintable names. There was reportedly a backstage fistfight between Fif and Joey C. during the show, and police swarmed the scene. No word if anyone was injured. Whatever,,, can't we all just get along, damn ....

Jamie Foxx was joined onstage by Destiny's Child ... who looked way hot ~ DC helped the actor present the night's final award. The group, acknowledging that they were soon to part ways, thanked the crowd for supporting them over the years, then presented Green Day with Video of the Year for "Boulevard of Broken Dreams." which was stellar and GD definately deserved that award all the way ~

Following a performance by Kelly Clarkson, Diddy closed the show by thanking everyone for an incredible time, and vowed to be back next year.....  ehhhh, I say Diddy, give it up and stick to partying on your boat..... I don't know what is worse, seeing Diddy or MC Hammer, oh yeah, I almost forgot.... One of the evening's biggest surprises was the return of MC Hammer. Clad in a gray suit and matching bandana, accompanied by his trademark backup dancers, Hammer performed an energetic verse of "U Can't Touch This" for stunned onlookers. Going back even further in rap history, Grandmaster Flash appeared on stage early in the show.

Green Day dominated last night's (Sunday's) M-T-V Video Music Awards at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, and deserved it all ! winning seven of the eight awards they were nominated for. "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" won six awards, including Video of the Year, Best Group Video and Best Rock Video. "American Idiot" won the Viewer's Choice Award plus...to get technical...three technical awards. The California trio opened the show by performing "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" and they rocked the house.....

The M-T-V-2 Award went to Fall Out Boy's "Sugar, We're Goin Down," which the band played outside the arena during the pre show. Fall Out Boy is from my Home Town, or within 30 miles.... I was proud to see some Mid West boys rock the spot.....In accepting the award, bassist Peter Wentz thanked My Chemical Romance, calling that band's "Helena" "the video we think should have won. You guys are amazing." ... That is classic ! 

The Killers won Best New Artist for "Mr. Brightside," which they performed -- with fireworks -- at the National Hotel in South Beach. Snoop Dogg presented the band with their award, to which frontman Brandon Flowers said, "We're pretty happy about that." and then The Killers and Snoop went out to party Girls Gone Wild Style..... ehhhh you know Snoop got  Brandon LIT .... hahahahah

Gorillaz' "Feel Good Inc" won Breakthrough Video and Best Special Effects and accepted via pre-recorded animation.

Coldplay performed the heck out of the Video of the Year nominee "Speed of Sound," while My Chemical Romance did "Helena" with a female dancer who jumped into the audience and was passed through the crowd during the song. 

Despite the threat of Hurricane Katrina and the weekend shooting that injured hip-hop mogul Suge Knight, the 2005 M-T-V Video Music Awards went off Sunday night at Miami's American Airlines Arena without many hitches. The show was marked by a series of flashy performances and hi-octane celebrity presenters with hip-hop and R-&-B ruling the night, even though a veteran rock group took home the most awards.

Host Sean "Diddy" Combs proclaimed, "The theme of tonight is anything can happen." He helped things out by giving away his diamond-encrusted Jacob the Jeweler watch to a random spectator, but viewers were also treated to the return of "Beavis" and "Butt-head" and an unexpected performance by '90s rapper M-C Hammer.

Here's a round up !

Lead nominees Green Day took home the night's most awards. The trio won seven awards and I am proud to say I would have won 6 out of 7 bets....  "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" took six, including Video of the Year, Best Group Video and Best Rock Video. "American Idiot" won Viewer's Choice, and  (The remainder were technical awards.) They worked there ass off for these awards.....

Kanye West and Kelly Clarkson won Best Male and Best Female Video for their "Jesus Walks" and "Since U Been Gone" clips, respectively. "Since U Been Gone" also took Best Pop Video. Missy Elliott's "Lose Control" also won two trophies including Best Dance Video and Best Hip Hop Video. The Killers' won Best New Artist, Alicia Keys' "Karma" won Best R-&-B Video and Ludacris' "Number One Spot" won Best Rap Video. The Gorillaz took two for "Feel Good Inc," including Breakthrough Video and Best Special Effects.

Performances included Green Day kicking the night off with "Boulevard," and Ludacris and Bobby Valentino, accompanied by a troupe of Caribbean steel drummers, on "Pimpin' All Over the World." A sultry Shakira performed "La Tortura" with Alejandro Sanz. R. Kelly turned up to lip-synch the latest long installment of his epic R-&-B soap opera, "Trapped in the Closet," while a video of the late Notorious B-I-G performing "Juicy" was accompanied by an orchestra "conducted" by Diddy and joined by Snoop Dogg. The Killers performed "Mr. Brightside" by the side of a hotel pool, while Coldplay turned in a version of "Speed of Sound." 

 Paris Hilton announced her un-eagerly awaited album. "The music is so insane and exciting, I can't wait for everyone to hear it."

Jamie Foxx, who performed onstage during the show, pitched his upcoming album, hinting he hopes to add a V-M-A to the Oscar on his mantle. "We're kind of used to that video and that movie thing." 

Lil' Kim, wearing an actual dress and on her way to prison for a year and a day, told fans, "You can write me letters [in the big house]." Send her a ot of fan mail.... she will have plenty of down time.....

Snoop Dogg promoted his Snoop Youth Football League, donating to it a chunk of money V-M-A host Diddy awarded him for being stylish.

Kirsten Dunst, Orlando Bloom, Shaquille O'Neal, Eva Longoria, Johnny Knoxville, Quincy Jones, Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Jeremy Piven, Nicky Hilton and Jessica Alba all showed face at the event as well........ 

There you go...... thanks to our prep service Premiere for hooking you up with the latest information on the awards show this past weekend. 

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it's FriDaY ~whoaaaaa !!!!! 

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it's ass grabbin Friday ! whoa ! 

ok, well let's just say this...... blahhhh ... The word for the weekend is Recalize...... it is when you are a bonehead, and you need to recognize and realize something important, like how to lift the seat to the bathroom.....
I am so glad it is Friday, i get to sleep 8 hours and be lazy for a day ...
so let's keep you up to date for now....  

Mark your calendar ! 

On Sunday M-T-V airs the Video Music Awards, hosted by Sean "Diddy" Combs, or just Diddy, or Diddyo .... . On hand from the halls of Hollywood will be Entourage star Jeremy Piven, Orlando Bloom, "Desperate Housewife" Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, Kirsten Dunst and a special appearance from the cartoon dimwits "Beavis and Butt-Head."

A Hilton to Go !

Nicky Hilton is about to live her own version of her sister Paris Hilton's reality series The Simple Life -- by being a bridesmaid at both Nicole Richie's wedding to Adam Goldstein and Paris's wedding to Paris Latsis. And Paris is reportedly not amused. Despite the fact that they're about to film a fourth season of their hit reality series, Paris and Nicole haven't spoken since Nicole played Paris's sex tape at a party. The once-married Nicky, for what it's worth, tells Hello! magazine that she's "never been to a bachelorette party, so I don't know where to start."

ok, so here is some cool stuff for you ! 

N-C-I-S's Sasha Alexander has joined the cast of Mission: Impossible 3.

that girleee is HOT HOT HOTTTTT ! 

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If you want a DVD that will help you smarten up.... Jeopardy will be one of the first game shows to get a D-V-D release. On November 8th, a compilation of episodes

 

Russell Crowe.... off the hook ...

Russell Crowe reached a settlement yesterday with Nestor Estrada, the hotel clerk he clubbed over the head with a phone in June. Terms of the deal were not disclosed, but a few weeks ago tabloids were reporting more than 11-million bucks was on the table -- stories refuted by Crowe's legal team. A statement released following the announcement said, "Both sides expressed satisfaction at the resolution."... I bet, Russell won't be booty up in jail, and Nestor will be PAID..... Crowe, you'll recall, bopped Estrada real hard apparently, after he had trouble calling home to Australia at 4:00 in the morning. The trip -- to promote his fight film Cinderella Man, which bombed at the box office.... hahaha  -- 

 

On Line ???????

Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom are the celebrities that online singles would most like to run into in a chat room, according to a survey by the online dating service Date-dot-com. Brad Pitt's ex topped Jessica Alba and Halle Berry on the women's side, while the Lord of the Rings star bested John Cusack and Matt Damon on the men's side.

Wanna Learn to do the Feda Dance ?

 the unemployed GQ Hubby of the year .... dad-to-be Kevin Federline has reportedly found a job. Britney Spears' husband has gained employment as a dance instructor at Darrin Henson's dance school in Los Angeles, according to Britain's Sun newspaper. Henson was responsible for choreographing routines for Spears, 'N Sync and Jennifer Lopez and has recently branched out.... 

Blah...... This bastard is smart..... he has a kid on the way, so what better excuse can you come up with to avoid changing diapers and being a true father but to blame it on a job...... little trick...... and I still can't get over how Federline can be named Hubby of the year.... I don't think I want to read GQ for a long time....... 

I am going to spend the weekend by the pool at The Red Lion Hotel..... there beds are the ishhhh so I am on my way there to relax..... Everyone needs a relaxing weekend.... for real........

Good Morning Friends ~ 
Thursday the 25th of August

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Britney is actually walking around extra happy these days ... and here is why ! 
You will NEVER guess who is being named Hubby of the year..... 
Ehhhh I want to puke, but here is the info so you can puke for me ........

GQ Magazine  says .....  Kevin Federline HUSBAND OF THE YEAR in their next issue!!!

WH-Wh-WHAT????

Ok, I have to vent now ....... this is it...... you are a father, you ditch your baby's mama to be with Britney, have her kid, spend her money in vegas, get caught at strip clubs behind her back, spend more of her money on hoeish strippers, get caught, continue to frequent Vegas clubs, spend more of your gf's money ...... and then get Hubby of the year.... WHATEVER ........ SICK, this proves GQ is just trying to sell magazines, or they are just trying to piss people off...... blah  - time to change up magazines..... I need a Cosmo now....

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Ben Affleck Seeing a Shrink?

Apparently Ben Affleck is seeking counseling to help him be a better husband and father. He is afraid he'll stray from his new family life and go back to the craps table... so he's seeing a therapist. .... ah haaaaaa ...... 

He admits he got cold feet before his scheduled wedding to Jennifer Lopez and that's why he ended up in Vancouver with strippers... but now he wants to live the family life with Jennifer and the baby so he's making sure he doesnt' repeat his past behavior.

You have to give it up for a person that realizes he might try and gamble away his child...... I think he just has a thing for Jennifers.... next it is Anniston...... ehhhh ok, well props to Ben for trying to get it together...

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There is an author out that has a book called 
" Are You In, Or Are You Out "

Greg, the author, put this Hollywood style book together to help you find your way through crazy relationships.... So if you find yourself in a relationship with someone you are not really sure about..... you might want to read this book. Just ask yourself any of these questions:

1. are you dating a man that might be gay
2. is the person you are with a little creepy dude
3. is your other half defined as weirdo
4. what are sure signs that your other half might not be your other half
5. is there something you need ot know about this person's past 

you can read more about this book 

www.Greggchampion.com 

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Good Morning Friends ~ 
Wed. the 24th of August

ok, so I watched the INXS show last night and to be honest, I really don't think any of the contestants are really INXS material, but If I had to choose one person for the band, it would be the dude with the english accent...... although I really didn't love his original song he was rocking, he seemed to really have the star quality  I think the blonde screamer guy had the whole Billy Idol thing happening ... I thought that was hot, and the chicks all need help... especially Dream On Girl ~ ok, there is my .02 cents, and to tell you the truth, I didn't care to see who got tossed off the show, because that episode of the show lost me 100% ~ I found more comedy watching Tommy Lee and his running attempts, getting beat down by the girls, and trying to convince the professors he can hang ...... comedy ~ 

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Marky Mark thought about having it surgically removed... but now Marky Mark says he loves his 3rd nipple, areola and all (no he didn't mention the areola but let's face it - areola is a funny word)...

"I've come to embrace it. That thing's my prized possession."

According to www.femalefirst.co.uk Mark will not undergo surgery to have it removed.

You can see it in that picture... it's really not that big or noticeable. Ok, just keep watching that stomach ..... 

             Brad and Angelina Are Already out Bone-n ~ 

As his divorce papers freeing him from Jennifer Aniston were being finalized in L-A, Brad Pitt and new girlfriend Angelina Jolie were checking out dinosaurs in Canada. Brad and Angelina, along with her adopted kids Maddox and Zahara, spent Saturday strolling through Calgary's Royal Tyrrell Museum's dinosaur exhibit. By the time Brangelina and company were finished checking out the old bones and buying toys at the gift shop, a crowd had formed outside the museum entrance, so museum staffers hustled them through a back door. Brad is in Canada to film The Assassination of Jesse James.

 

MICHAEL MOORE 

filmmaker Michale Moore is said to be on a expensive diet plan. The Fahrenheit 9-1-1 director has reportedly checked himself into Aventura, Florida's Pritikin Longevity Center and Spa, where rich people pay about four-thousand dollars a week not to eat. What ever..... pay me 4000 a weel and I will tie your ass up with something and leave a large bowl of cheereos and some milk..... you'll eat healthy..... I can't believe that someone is paying 4000 a week to lose weight .... 

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Tommy Lee defines Bone-n ~ 

Tommy shares his ideology on divorce...

click here

if you were able to see the show last night ... Tommy Lee admits he wanted to run like a retard and get beat up by some bimbos ... very impressive programming ... 

If you missed the show last night, make sure you check it out next Tuesday night....
 
If you check the latest tabloids.... right after Conan, it is suggested that Tommy Lee and Eva got the freak on.....
it is truth told right from Tommy himself, forget the trades, it is here 

click here and listen to our morning show 

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Britney Spears ( married 3 times over )

 

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there she goes.... ready to give birth.....

I think preggo women are beautiful, but she needs to stay out of her swim wear.they are all over the internet now, I just saw a few on AOL ~ ... see pics below..... she is not looking beautifil in the pics, and she looks mad.... She is probably sick of paying Feders bills...... she is probably going to bounce him outty once she is mommy.... 

ok so here is the new news ~ 

A British talk show host claims that Britney Spears is a bigamist ( married to more than one man ) . Richard Bacon says he legally married the singer during a prank while interviewing her for his morning talk show, The Big Breakfast. Bacon says he called in for a  legitimate marriage certificate, which he and Britney both signed. Dumb girl ! But after the show was over, he tells M-S-N-B-C's Jeannette Walls, "this massive security guard grabbed it out of my hand and tore it up. You can't just get rid of it by tearing it up, which means I actually could still be legally married to Britney Spears, which means her marriage to Kevin Federline doesn't exist and that Britney Spears is a bigamist." Spears' rep dismisses Bacon's claim. 

this is why I call Britney a hussy ..... this girl doesn't know her ass from a hole in the ground....... I can't believe she just treats marriage like a joke.... oh well, karma is a byyyyyyyyaaaaattttttttttcccccchhhhhhhhhhh ~ 

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Good Morning Friends ~ 
Tuesday the 23rd of August

Here is the kicker..... Alex Quin, son of Anthony Quin happens to be getting the stripes as the greatest player of the year in Hollywood.... you c an see him on Filthy Rich Cattle Drive on Sundays after the wholle Hugh Hefner scenes.....  as a matter of fact, he has GAME ! 100% game on the table...... believe it or not, he gives really good advice...... He is really pissing off the girls too because his game really makes these women trip out 100% all over his advice because women who have responded admit they have no game to come back with...... here are a few responses he got from people......
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click here and listen to his game he has to offer ~ 


so there is more to this game if you can't listen, you can read.... here are Alex Quin's tips on game and how to score that date. 

tip #1 .... Talk to the women and find the subjects that the women will love to talk about 

tip #2 .... Make sure you talk about the importance of being faithful

tip #3.... Always have the name of your future children picked out for the first few conversations .... way important game

tip # 4.... Find out what the most important subject is to the women you are trying to get at, and read about it before the 2nd conversation, and then let her know you were that interested in her that you wanted to research her out a little .

tip # 5....  Women love men that do things that are of essence to life.... writing a book, trying to help others, someone that is doing 

tip #6 .... Don't even hint that sex is important to you, and if asked, act like it is not even on your list of importance..... down play sex, women hate men who are all like, I am horny, etc........ play the part and act it outty.... for real ..... 

tip #7 ... are you barking yet like a dog ? ok....... don't compare women to other women at all , ever, never, NEVER...... 

tip #8 ... get an e-mail address and send an e-mail to the person you are trying to get at....... make sure oyu wait a day and then send an e-mail that suggests that you are not trying to bother the the woman while she is working .... and wait for her to tell you " your not bothering me "  then you know this game is working .....

tip #9 .... cancel the whole calling rules..... refer to # 8.... but offer her a number for her to call you at ! 

tip #10 ... Alex Quin's number 10 .... make sure you drill it in her mind that sex is not the reason, priority, and down play it more..... offer back rubs, and even offer to play with her hair ! 

here are some new tips from Alex

tip #11..  Once a guy feels there is going to be effort into getting into the panties..... then you might not get any phone calls after words....... or once you give up the play, he might be outty ...... especially if he is hiding things .......  so for all you women reading this....... hold out if he might be a player ......

tip #12 .... Women want to be adored ..... when with your other half, first date, or out and about... when your together and a beautiful women is present, kiss her on the forehead..... kiss her on the cheek.... tell her  she is beautiful .... 


What is the difference between a player and a baller ???? listen to Alex's answer ... click here ~ funny 


J-Lo

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Jennifer Lopez is one beautiful girl...... To think I used ot live right across from her island house in Florida..... she should skip all this perfume stuff and sell Jennifer Lopez trunks for the ride across country.... J-Lo's trunks to go ! My idea damn it ..... ok, so I at least want credit...... or something ~  ok, anyways...... J-Lo is on a new diet plan to fill in the gaps on her hot body for a new movie roll she is working on .... interesting ! :) 



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here are a few pics of the two on the set ... Lopez and Antonio Banderaz.... .. Lopez as a blonde...... whoa 


BRAD PITT, JENNIFER ANISTON:  It's OVER ! 

so in 5 weeks and 5 days the whole deal is OVER.... the paper work has been signed off of and it is a done deal. ...  Brad will be on his way to Angelina Jolie...... They do look good together to ~ I will find a cool picture that is not out there already and poat it on here...... I guess I need to jack up Dana and see if she has any in her personal camera she has stored in her bag ~

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Maria Sharapova... #1 in Tennis...
 and she's dating Adam Levine from Maroon 5. 
Nothing to dishy... other than the fact that he used to hook up with Paris Hilton 
I suppose birds of a feather flock together..... even naughty little sick birds.......

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Julia's kids are amazingly beautiful ~!  ok, so up until they turn 2, and then it's on ~ 


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I had to add a picture of this one, and it is quoted " All she needs now is a pitch fork and some devil ears " 
 hahahahah ! 

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Jude and Sienna ...... hahaha 

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Look really closely at this couple.... you know homegirl in the background is pissed in life..... he was caught cheating red handed, and got away with it....  and she is just playing it up right now as a softy...... Regardless, she will eventually lash out when she feels strong... SHe will never ever forget ....It's only a matter of time before she sleeps with one of her x's ~ hahahahah 

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she is wayyy too beautiful to stay with a cheater..... some women just need an STD or something to really see the light 

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the look of a cheating bastard.... hahahahahahah  he looks pissed 

ok, sooooo there is a picture of how a woman looks when photographers are trying to get a really good picture of a celebrity that has just got caught cheating his ass off.... He does look pissed too !  

Sienna, get rid of the cheater and get a real man ~ 

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Ok, here is today's funny.... living in southern cali is a trip.... there is an alligator loose in a lake near LA.... as mentioned below... the city hired a so called alligator expert from Colorado ( go figure ) ....so on our morning show Jamie, Jack, and Stench gave the very best interview of the week.....  so here are the clips... 1 2 and 3 ... this interview is a real Florida alligator expert trying to figure out why LA hired some dude from Colorado ....... 
heard on KLLY Kelly 95.3 !!!!!!

clip 1     clip 2     clip 3


                                                                 Good morning friends........

Over the weekend we partied on the coast... Pismo Beach is a BLAST. We hung out on the beach with Dishwalla and we had a ball. If you were not in the groove with information then next time you should be reading the BLOG daily or just listen to your radio more. 

                                                              Monday the 22nd of August......

Here is the best news of the week, and the week just started.... Courtney Love is back in rehab... ( good ) they should just rent her a permanent room ! Karma is a bytaaaaaatch ..... On September 16th Courtney Love will be sentenced for violating her probation. I am sooo sick of reading about celebrities like her.... What makes matters even worse is that she was gloating about how well she was doing off the substances, and she was probably drugged while she was claiming her sober state of life. I suppose it is people like Courtney that need all the prayer in the world. Can we invent a new word for celebrities that don't deserve their being in the spot light. ok... well there is more Courtney drama. It seems that Courtney Love is preggo by British comic Steve Coogan, who recently starred in " Around The World in 80 Days ." Ok, so the spat gets even worse. Conception of this future drug child was that of a drug fling between the two of these two .... not so responsible celebrities. I feel bad for this un born child already. To be told, mommy had you on drugs.... not cool ! The state of Cali should put Courtney in a drug free atmosphere until the child is born and then give the child to someone that has the responsibility abilities of  at least raising hamsters or goldfish.....  

Ok, now let's talk about real stars ,,,,

Billy Bob Thornton is still licking his wounds over the movie that didn't really do anything in the movie world " The Bad News Bears " sequel..... Now he will play an eccentric farmer who decides to build his own rocket in The Astronaut Farmer, from writers-producers-directors Mark and Michael Polish.
                                                                                    
Al Pacino is back !  He is going to star as
Napoleon in a bio-pic examining the last days of the Little Emperor. That's not all ! Al Pacino is a busy man these days ...... He will also star in and Harold Becker will direct a remake of the 1955 French jewelry-store heist flick Rififi.

Chris Judd 

if your wondering whether or not Chris is over J-Lo.... the answer is NOPE ...
today on our morning show Chris was asked in a nice way if he was still hurting.... and his response was that of a man that was stilll HURT ! 


Chris Judd has a new DVD out with Eddie Garcia and here is the scoop ! Chris and Eddie were on the mornign show this morning with some feel good happy information about this DVD ~ " Dance Like We Do "  now before I go any further, Eddie Garcia is actually one of these dudes that can actually dance....  You can actually visit their web site at 

www.dancelikewedo.com
 

for a whopping $24.95 you can get a well put together DVD ..... 8 original dance routines and you can even change the camera angles .... Each song on the DVD is a different routine, and learning the moves is made easy since oyu can push pause, rewind, and play .....  better than most porn according to Jamie White of the Jamie, Jack, and Stench morning show ! hahahahah  ..... If oyur not sure who Eddie Garcia is, he was on the show, " The Guys Next Door " the whole  wanna be the next Backstreet Boy  show..... Since these two coreographers are at the top of their game, you might be able to pick up some of thest hot new moves they are teaching Britney .... etc......  If your wondering why they named the DVD " Dance Like We DO " it is because they could not think of any other name to call it.... hahahah 

 

Pam Anderson's Wedding?

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wow... just when you thought you really saw it all...... 

Her dogs got married. Seriously. She's lost her mind. Who does sh*t like this??

Actually, I really think she is on to something ......... this should spread..... for real, think about it.......
the divorce rate in Hollywood will shrink dramatically if we can get everyone with an animal to commit to an animal wedding...... and then post the marriage rate on a monthly basis.... thus, great statistics  to show young ones wiht a great message like, why to marry a dog.... 

when your dog can hold down better morals and live up to their wedding vows better than you, there is a serious problem.... 

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Madonna 

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some people will never learn ..... 


 
The singer, who broke her collarbone, three ribs and a hand when she was thrown from a horse on her 47th birthday Tuesday, wore a sling to London's Kabbalah Center for the Saturday services. The horse that tossed the Material Girl was a birthday gift from husband Guy Ritchie. Madonna was undaunted by the accident, telling the London Sun, "As soon as the doctors give me the okay, I expect to be right back on a horse and riding again." 

Look, if a horse tosses you off him or her, and you break bones..... maybe that is a sign that you don't belong on a horse. go figure, stay off the horse and ride a bike or something ........

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Here are a few movies that are making the top dollars............

 

 

in millions

last week

1)

The 40-Year-Old Virgin

$20.6

(new)

2)

Red Eye

$16.5

(new)

3)

Four Brothers

$13.0

(1)

4)

Wedding Crashers

$8.3

(4)

5)

The Skeleton Key

$7.4

(2)

Eminem 

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This is from The Sun... Eminem for his upcoming movie role. Can you say..... greatness in the makign as an actor. Em is one of the best lyricists of our time, his writing ability will shine through. 



Hilary ..... another rexi girl ~! WHA ????

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another rexi girl on the way.......

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                                                         Hilary Explains Horse Teeth!

According to Jane Magazine (via a poster at JJB), Hilary Duff is finally explaining what's up with her new horse teeth...

She says she was sick a lot as a child and because of that her teeth are weak.  .. here's what she said when asked whether or not she has veneers...

"Yeah, on my two front teeth. I was really sick as a kid and constantly on antibiotics, so my teeth aren't the strongest, and I kept chipping them on the microphone. One show, I literally spit half of my two front teeth out. I was in some small town in the Northeast, at, like, the only dentist. It was 6 o'clock in the morning, and I had a whole day of work planned. So they bonded my teeth. Then there was a crowd waiting for me outside. I was so embarrassed."
 

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Tara is so much more  beautiful when she is on her own 

Here's what Tara Reid has to say about the haters. You know who you are, you evil haters. Making fun of a stringy haired used to be hot in American Pie but has now drinken herself into a pit of ugliness and cellulite type of girl... Well here's what she says to you...

"I'm just like, 'Shut up!' I'm no different then anybody else.

"I have a good time with people and I make people happy.

"It's really sad that people say that and judge you for being happy, and other people are doing bad things and it's almost promoted."

OK, so she thinks that THIS is a good thing that should be promoted?

In this same article she also said that when she meets the right man she will settle down and have "a bunch" of kids.

                                                                              WELCOME TO TARADISE.

oh boy ~ can't wait to see this whole series un fold........ 

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Brad Goes Black

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 People make changes when there is DRAMA ! someone said he did this right after Jennifer Aniston ragged on him in Vanity Fair...... but it's actually for Jesse James - the new movie he's working on. According to other on line sources..... he might keep it black ~ 


More Simpson DRAMA...... 

                                                
ok, so get this... Dana, my ecentric loving woman on the east coast was digging for a picture to compare to this dress..... I couldn't find anything mean to say about it until I saw the dress that it seemed closest to ! so here it is ! 

                                                                           

ok, well Dana has a daughter names Kyla, and this dress on her daughters toy seems to be more fitting then Jessica's dress....

rumor spreading that Ashlee is pregnant!!!!!!! This has not been confirmed, but a source of mine says she's going to have an abortion... and that she fired Joe as her manager because he was giving her so much hell over it. I bet he is the one who is spitting out the information. I'd be pissed if I were fired as a manager for saying, don't have an abortion to a 13 yr old acting female.....

The other side of that story is that Ashlee just couldn't stand the fact that he favors Jessica so she wanted to get away from him.........

my question is, who would the father be.... ehhhh  Ryan... Wilmer... or Joe??? hahahahah ! anyways.......

Angelina...

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and her movie mate 

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They're working on a film together... Matt's girlfriend  will be hanging out on the set daily........

Move Bitch, that is the new t -shirt.....

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hmmmm, her shirt should say   Ana Rexic, then go on with the whole Move part...... 

ok, here are some more pictures to laugh at.....

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this girl is a mess from a-z ...... 



pictures found at the Perez Hilton boardroom, courtesy of Dana at 
www.danasdirt.com 

Now Paris has a new girl she is currupting......

                                                                The Corruption of Hayden P

Looks like paris Hilton has a new young buck she is tryign to currupt while Tara is in Taradice......Hayden was in... One Life To Live when she was little and she was in "Remember The Titans"... She actually turns 16 tomorrow... and it looks like she's Paris's new little pet party girl prodigy! Here are some pictures of corruption in progress...... 

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hahahah

That is the first thing you have to learn if you want to party with Paris..... how to work the pole.... #1 most important 

 
how to get that stuck up walk down.... she is following closely in those footsteps... she's doing pretty good..... 


Good Morning - Afternoon - Night - 

Friday the 19th of August

We are partying on Pismo Beach this weekend with Dishwalla ... The Kelly Lounge, hope you come out and party with us ! Look for Kelly 95.3 shirts all over the place..... Look for Party Boy Bueller, Chris Nelson, EJ Tyler, Myself... Hamilton, and Erik Fox, he will also be hanging in the sand with us... 


so get this....... Jenna  and Steven from Kill Reality .... are together in real life..... They are in this wild loving relationship even though Steven is considered the slut from the Real WOrld..... On our morning show Jenna introduced her 9 yr old twins. Wow, this girl looks way hot for having twins and looking way fit. This is a chick you need to get diet and fitness advice from. I have no pictures of these two right now, but you can see for yourself if you watch E .... look for Kill Reality and picture Jenna with twins.... she is a HOT MOMMY... 

MORE TV INFO ! ! ! ! ! ! 

ok, so do you watch Surreal Life on VH1... Sunday nights ? Caprice is WAY fine, so here is the latest on the show. Jose is on the show trying to bone everyone..... hahahah ! Well that is how it is supposed to go down on these reality shows. Ploy #1, mr. I wear my pants up my booty, has been trying his hardest to hit on Caprice.... On one particular day Jose came up to Caprice with a mr. macho attitude, and said " can I wear that hat ?" ....This cast is been said to be one of the very best casts on TV. Belky and Jose are making the show a ball though. Caprice should share her dieting secrets, she is really healthy and not too made up with fakeness. Caprice made a huge confession on the our morning show this morning ( KLLY Kelly 95.3 ) she made the confession that she often forgets to fluch the toilet, so sometimes she will go out for the weekend and come home to find floaters and stuff creeping around her bathroom.... hahahah  ! Caprice has her lingerie coming  to Nordstrums real soon." Buy Caprice Lingerie "... You will be able to buy her stuff soon, talk about a business woman !   Lastly ...... Stuff Magazine has a nice booby shot in the magazine....... I want to see the pic of it, check it out and mail me a pic    

here is Caprice ( Surreal Life ) with a confession you can hear ! 

CLICK HERE ! 
hahahaha    

Caprice has Lingerie and now Exibit has your shoes ! 

Pimpin More than just rides ... 

his real name.... Alvin Joiner ! Exibit is filming the Gridlock Gang with a gang of cool people ..... we'll get back to that since they just finished filming the movie this morning ....  Exibit admits the craziest thing he ever put in a car on Pimp My Ride..... they added a dryer to a car, a fireplace look alike... fake fire, and a pool table !  ....  to get on Pimp My Ride go to  www.exibit.net  or www.mtv.com  that is the way you do it .... OK, so if your looking for some pimpin shoes, check this out

Exibit has his new shoe line coming....Shoes on the way called Da Da's ....... he had a shoe designed from the ground up, so they are completely different than the normal Da Das..... no neons ..... but a new level of shoes ! Look for him at Whare House shoes in LA Wilshire Blvd at ! 1 PM this Saturday launching his shoes.... so if your in LA, stop by and get a pair of his Da Das .....  



Next.... The World Music Awards ! ! ! ! !  Check this outty 

Mariah Carey, Destiny's Child, Diana Ross, Bon Jovi and Santana have all signed on to perform at the World Music Awards, which will take place at the Kodak Theater in Hollywood on August 31st. The show, which honors the best-selling recording artists from every major country around the world, will be telecast September 13th at 9:00 pm on ABC.... check your local listings 

this show is going to be HOT ! 

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Cameron & Justin: Yayyyyyy   the clock is tickin ,,,

 

They're almost done. Cameron & JT had a HUGE fight outside Spider Club the other night. He is sick of her drinking, and she gets insanely jealous of other girls who flock to him all the time.

She's almost 33 and has zit face half the time, so when really hot chicks come up to Justy Wusty, she flips out... and the anger is intensified if she's wasted... and lots of times she is.

 
I bet you females can't wait till he is simply DONE with her.......... maybe she will start washing her hair again once she is single and has to impress dudes......

A  celebrity t- shirt was made and a copy of the picture was posted on my friends site..... check it out ~ 


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Russell Crowe

OK, next issue... Russell Crowe is just not having a great summer..... he is going to lose 11 million for the little phone spat in the hotel..... call it an attitude problem .... next, his latest movie Cinderella Man  has officially tanked at the box office, and it is now on the way to the video store to tank thier..  Look for it December 6th.  I say, make a Gladiator 2 where he reincarnates and hooks up with that fine sister of the idiot 
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Angelina Jolie 

will now take on a new project and voice the mother of "Beowulf" in Robert Zemeckis's  computer-animated take on the eighth-century Scandinavian hero and his epic battle with the monster "Grendel." 

Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins, Robin Wright Penn, John Malkovich, Alison Lohman and Brendan Gleeson
are also lending their voices to the project. There is no known date of  completion ....

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The ultimate gift for the Friends fan -- a 40-disc box set of all 10 seasons -- will be in video stores on November 15th. It'll set you back a hefty 300 dollars.

 

Gwen Stefani ...... on Sly's ?

ok, so earlier this week information the streets that Sly's fitness magazine might be going under.... Well according to Sly, ( Sylvester Stalone ) he is moving forward and he might have Gwen Stefani on his next cover..... Yayyy ! I love Gwen on any cover of anything. 



Paris Hilton 

Here is the latest funny on Paris..... She was recently at Disneyland in disguise with paint, a fake nose, a wig, and a change of clothes to get around without being noticed. Well it worked until the word got out somehow.....  I suggest that her make up artist paints her an ass, a body, and maybe even a little bit of muscle..... 

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Good Morning - Afternoon - Night - 
ehhhhhh here you go !

one more damn day till the weekend..... ok so here is your daily dirt ///

Eminem Calls it QUITS 

Eminem cancels tour


Eminem calls it quits, he is not trying to live up to this chainsaw killing alter ego....  That is the real deal truth... now the story the media are getting..... Em is exhausted and is being treated for conditions that come from heavy touring.... Close friends say he has just had enough and he wants to get back to just being himself...... you can read the whole story at  http://www.femalefirst.co.uk 

Picture and full story on
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk 

Regardless of what he decides..... I will go on the record and say, Eminem is the very best lyricist of our time in his genre of musical ingeniousness.... He deserves his own time with his daughter..... 

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Here are the top movies this week.....

US Movie Top 5
here they are
1.Four Brothers
2.The Skeleton Key
3.The Dukes Of Hazzard
4.Wedding Crashers
5.Deuce Bigalow : Male Gigolo


I am so bad, I haven't seen any of these movies at all............


Britney Spears News ..... hahah ! 

Britney Spears in Santa Monica. Britney is not having twins as reported. It's a boy and he will be named Preston. She is having him a few weeks early, via C Section. Reason she is doing that is because the last couple of weeks is when females really get the stretch marks. This is common with female celebs and its
the reason they get back n shape so fast.

Eva Longoria Hit By A Pole
On the set of Desperate Housewives, Eva was filming a scene where she was visiting her husband. While the scene was being filmed a pole fell from somewhere, and hit Eva right in the head. She was knocked unconscious immediately. As the ambulance arrived she came to. She was then taken to the hospital and released later in the day. Someone should tell her, that cheating on your man with Tommy Lee is bad Karma.’


Jennifer Aniston Has A Panty Thief

Security has been beefed up on the set of the movie Jennifer is filming. Some pervert has been going through her underwear drawer taking her draws! She says, “I hate the thought of my panties being sold on Ebay.

Hey, where can I bid on them ... then i can hand a pair to Brad..... hahahah ok, bad bad bad 


The next   


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Cameron Diaz 

and a few pics to make her look worse ... If you are ever having a bad hair day,  just come to my BLOG and look at her hair for a few minutes and then watch your bad hair day turn beautifulllll 

Wow, she went from wow to whoa in less than a year....... Ok, well she can look hot, but she is really not trying to be hot in these pics............


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 Ok, now that booty is always banging, 100% always bangin ...... sorry, but you have to admit she works it on the run way and on stage.........

world famous for the booty.......... Not at the level of J-Lo, but pretty close....
 

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 Let's just leave this one alone......... I don't want to start right now, I just wanted to share a picutre with you that I got from 
JJ McCain's Blog ....... When I was 17 I wanted to just hit it ... hit it, hit it..... now I am a little older, and yes, it's all the same, hit it ... hit it..... hit it ...... 

ok, next on my list 

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Lucy is simply 

If you are looking for a show to watch on tv tonight, look for Howie Mandel's new premiere ... a hidden camera series ..  I will tell you this, it is pure comedy and excitement..... 


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 If you were ever wondering how Demi got down before stardom.... well here is an old photo to show you what she was all about........ a little raspy and hum hoeish ! I love that word  humhoe ... so unique indeed hum hoeish.... no wonder why ashton is soooo whoooped, once they are no more he will still have copied her whole porn dvd collection to share with his next gf..... ooops sorry, Demi is trying to get him to marry quick...... hahahah  can you say trapped ... they should do a movie together called " Wake Up " or " Damn, What Did I Do "  ....... " Who stole my car dude, te one with my old gf in it " ok ok ok I will stop !

Check out JJ McCain's Blog to see more...  

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Britney Spears

well..... she has spent over $10,000 on boys baby blue clothing..... so can you say  " mama , me b good boy " .... Britney has turned Petit Tresor, a Beverly Hills baby styles store, into her new shopping hot spot. I will never understand how anyone can spend $10,000 on clothes...... ok, next...

Brad Pit and Jennifer Anniston are spending a grip of $ too..... $500.00 an hour to have a judge over see their entire divorce proceedings...... that is a LOT of money to spend on a divorce.....

I am so glad i am single.... it looks like a kid and divorce can cost a GRIP these days !    

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Sly.... Sylvestor Stalone's magazine is a bust after only 3 issues..... wow, I didn't even know he had a magazine out........ guess that is why his magazine is a bust.

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MJ

Michael Jackson has avoided (2) summons to appear in court for another alleged allegation of sexual abuse. This time it was a boy in New Orleans.... . The accuser said he started having bad flash backs after seeing the MJ trial..... The accuser said he was abused sexually in 1984 and had to come clean ..... 

WOULD someone please lock this dude up with 100 jail midgets and just be done with it.....  This dude is sick and just needs to be handled..... 

On the contrary, you already know about the juror that changed her mind and now thinks he was guilty. Anyways, I hate writing about MJ, it's a lost casue. Lock him up already .....



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Wednsday the 17th day of August....

Remember Byron... the Bachelor ?????|
 here is the scoop in his life with Mary !

Byron ... remember Byron from the Bachelor and his real pick Mary ???. well here is the news ....... They are together living in Vegas ....... and they are still living in Tampa too since Mary does real-estate there ...... they are incredible and loving ... and living ...... Their real anniversary ( 1 year ) was this past Monday. During an interview this morning Mary was asked about how she felt about dating Byron before meeting the girls on the show and how hard it was to meet them..... she explained how hard it was to ( get along ) with the girls... a lot of jealousy ... the best part of the whole deal was how much business boomed for her as a real estate agent in Tampa...... 

on the contrary.... there is a psycho on the loose claiming she was engaged to the bachelor Byron before Mary..... ehhhh can you say... denied on the spot when asked ! hahahahahah ..... well, if it is true ..... boys will be boys, a little lie every once and a while ..... 

Mary and Byron are getting married ... it is official ... September maybe ???? it is in the works  

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OK ! I have to vent..... I am here in Southern California where a Gator is loose in an area pond...... so these people in California decided to fly in expert gamers from Colorado to catch a gator... ehhhhh go figure, I suggest they get someone that is from Florida, and maybe even someone that lives off of aligator alley ( highway ) that knows how to really catch an alligator. I mean .... c'mon, that is like hiring a Ocean Specialist from Iowa to do a research report on Manatees ...... Ok, my metaphores are way off, but hey.....  


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More trouble in paradise for Jessica and Nick Lachey...... 

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essica Simpson's career is booming and leaving Nick in the dust........ Nick's ego is not having it.... he reportedly told his best friends that her success is "great for her, but not so great for us" They have gone through marriage counceling and they even made plans to move out of LA to be closer to one another. Jessica's attention has gotten her a plethora of movie roles and scripts to look over, so it doesn't look like she will be settling down anytime soon.

I think she needs to take some acting classes, learn to dance, and start using men's shaving cream on them manly legs she is getting ..... even her mug looks a little manly. blahhhhh ! 


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 Another Celebrity Diary 


Angelina Jolie's diary is coming to M-T-V, The Diary of Angelina Jolie and Doctor Jeffrey Sachs in Africa
, a special about the poverty crisis in Africa, airs on September 14th. Don't expect juicy tidbits about Brad Pitt, nothing like that in this diary....... 

blah, I just want to see them lips...... although I am still mad that she wants to give up the US to be a citizen of cambodia..... go figure.....    that's not it ! there's alot more ....

It looks like Angelina is silently smacking Jennifer Aniston in this week's edition of Star Magazine..... 

Allegedly dropped directly from Angelina's plump little  lips during a trip to New York City  -- "Brad and I are going to adopt a lot more babies."   in response to a question about marriage plans with Pitt -- "We're working on it."

OK so there is even more ~ 

According to In Style.......Brad Pitt is the world's Sexiest Leading Man, and Angelina Jolie, is the world's Sexiest Leading Woman, but together they aren't the World's Sexiest Couple... thanks to the lovely couple....Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. This is according to In Style magazine's annual readers' survey. Among the other winners -- George Clooney is the Sexiest Actor Over 40, Susan Sarandon is the Sexiest Actress Over 40, Clay Aiken (believe it or not) is the Sexiest Male Singer, and Beyonce is the Sexiest Female Singer........

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i had to share another picture of these two.... I love how beautiful Jennifer is as a mommy ! You have to admit, Ben got lucky.... in a million more ways than 1 .......

 

Tommy Lee .... more Tommy Leee  

Look for him on the Jimmy Kimmel show on August 30th ,,,,,, Tommy is also getting ready to do some solo shows in December after Motley Crue  is done with their tour part 1 which ends on Dec 13th .....  

Here is some more fun stuff from Tommy Lee..... the reason why he never watched the Paris Hilton video is because he heard that Paris Hilton's feet were jacked up, so he turned down the offer to watch it ... hahahah  her feet are jacked up eith all that $$  WTF, you'd think the girl would go out and get some kind of cure... Peda mana something.... ? I think the woman just needs some help . 


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P-Diddy - P - Puffy..... ehhhhhh 

As of 12 midnight last night, his name is now Diddy..... and it could change at any time, so prepare for a name change in your black book...... Diddy ! I guess you can change your name to anything you want when your making gazillions of dollars..... 

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Good Morning - Afternoon - Night - ehhhhhh here you go ! 

Tuesday the 16th day of August....

Did you see the ROAST ! wow... Courtney Love got smeared.... Pamela SmeARED...... Tommy Lee ..... Smeared........

1st ...Tommy Lee starts his new show tonight. He has a reality show that the country is talking about. On the ROAST he says alot of great things that sounded like they were directed towards Pamela, and then he thanks Heather ! hahahahah ~! 

Pamela was smart and deflected alot of drama right on to her friend Courtney.... smart move to bring her to the roast.... It worked 

 I am sure you want to hear some footage and we have it ........

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Tommy Lee showing off his nude photo ! 


Tommy Lee's show " Tommy Lee Goes To College ".....
 NBC 9 o'clock tonight


Tommy Lee talks about his new show on NBC with the KLLY morning show........ you can hear him describe his show, and some behind the scenes stuff .....
and you can hear his response when asked about him and Courtney Love..... " Hell Know "

You will also hear what Tommy Lee looks for in women.... what is the first thing he looks at ??????

Click here and listen to some interview clips from the morning show ! 

oh, and make sure you watch his show tonight at 9 pm NBC ! 

and there's more Tommy Lee drama ~ 

Tommy has been seen leaving Eva Longorias Hotel a few days ago at 3:30 am and that means he is hittin it... as a matter of fact, durign an interview on our morning show KKLY Kelly 95.3  he avoided the question a million times ~ 

I will leave a clip here for you to enjoy..........

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here is another picture thanks to dana's dirt  at www.danasdirt.com 

It was just reported today that Jennifer is not happy with all the attention she is getting with all of the publicity that she is gaining...
She does look beautiful as a pregnant woman and Ben Affleck is going to be a great daddy. I suppose she should be happy that she has a good daddy man in the making. He will take their child straight to Vegas and teach him or her all the aspects to poker...... 

In other Ben news..... He is getting ready to take on a short called " Resistance " that has a lot to do with war, terrorism, the splitting of a country, and the fight to piece the nation back together ........ such a coincidence that our country is a MESS right now .....  

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Jake & Kirsten MAKIN' A BABY ???? Or just researching the reality of one ???

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notice who  makes who carry the stuff. hahahahah !  good man !

ok, the plot thickens on the next picture 
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 Looks like they are shopping for parental vitamins..... at least they are healthy planners. I think a baby with these two would be a little cutie..... 

Photos from JJB ...... 
www.danasdirt.com
 

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Mariah's PISSED at Eminem!

Mariah Carey is FURIOUS with Eminem... 
on his current tour he is using recordings of voicemails she left him during their brief affair years ago...

All of a sudden Mariah's "We Belong Together" comes on... Eminem turns to the DJ and asks "why the hell are you playing that crap?" Then the Mariah messages boom from the heavens... "I heard you were getting back with your ex-wife. Why won't you see me? Why won't you call me? You're not calling me..." Then Eminem simulates vomiting and goes into his song "Puke" in which he talks about a woman making him sick. Eminem also says he just doesn't like her as a person. Mariah's people say the voicemails aren't real, it's an imposter, and that if they were real Mariah would be suing him. Should be interesting to see what happens when they run into each other at the VMA'S or any place in between..... Word to Mariah, that is what you get when you play with the bad boys on the playground that are standing in their corner...... I think it is funny, I can't wait to hear it, I want some footage of this...... 

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Demi Moore tells Harper's Bazaaaaaar Magazine that Ashton is her soulmate and they want to have children "as soon as possible"... 

hmmmmmm, or maybe she is worried that Ashton will try and trade her in for a younger model before she can flourish her flowers in the garden...... Se must be doing something right, and all night. I picture Ashton with a 22 yr old Cosmo Queen...

Pic taken at the Teen Choice Awards, from JJB thanks to Dana for the hook ups ....... 

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Sapranos fans !!!!!!

Here is the news that every show delivers just before the big fall off. Mitchell Burgess and Robin Green ( the Emmy award winning producers and writers ) are leaving the show...  

I just want to see Pussy back on the show, reincarnated, and doing more dirt......

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 This is funny, my home girl wrote 

Hilary is on a mission to be UGLY. She used to be so cute!!!

 Hilary is just trying to keep up with the competition, however, she was way ahead the last time I checked ..... Maybe she just needs a show of her own. Either way, her $10 costume, $5 wig, and lord only knows what she has crawling on her shirt..... it's just not sexy to me..... sorry, her smile still impresses me.... at least there is one thing she can't change this month. Watch her go out and get a gold tooth and learn to crip walk. 

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Russell Crowe to pay 11 Million ????

Reports are starting to surface that Russell Crowe will have to pay 11 Mil to avoid jail and his ability to cruise the USA ..... wow, for 11 Mil   he can throw me at a hotel clerk..... Well anyways, the plot thickens because his lawyers are denying that the $ is going to be paid. Regardless, that hotel clerk won't be folding towels too much longer. If you are living under a gigantic rock, Russell Crowe clubbed a hotel clerk over the head with a phone a few months back, and now mr. gladiator boy is going to pay for it..... :( boo hoo ! 

when will celebrities ever learn that success / fortune / fame doesn't mean get dumb when it comes to venting your fruastrations openly..... If he needed to make a phone call that bad, he could have went out and bought a Sprint store to make a call verses spending 11 Million to a hotel clerk, if that is how much he has to pay. I say $50.00 is too much !





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We already knew Paris had a new little doggie named Bambi, but now she's admitting she's officially DITCHED Tinkerbell! 
If I were rinkerbell, I would be so pissed...... 

Tink is going to live with Kathy because she's getting too big to carry around in Paris's purse! She only likes the puppies when they are small enough to be accessories... Sounds like that is her life with men tooo............ 

Found this at www.femalefirst.co.uk  
special thanks to Dana's Dirt for the hook ups !

Someday her dog is going to give her the boot....... I would love to hear her dog say..... later hoe ! 


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How funny... She's wearing a shirt that says UGLY.

 
I think she should take the shirt off and give it to her baby's daddy........... ehhh sorry, i think it is whack that he is living off Britney.... Anyways.... none of my business, i just hate to hear about men that were said to have treated their women horrible ...... 

 

Paula's Innocent !

 

Fox TV has announced the results of the independent investigation into allegations Paula Abdul had an affair with contestant Corey Clark... she's innocent.

They found nothing to incriminate her on any of the "charges" that she had an affair or gave him private coaching sessions or advice about performing on the show.

Paula says...

"I'm grateful this ordeal is over, and I'm so looking forward to getting back to the job I love. Once again, I thank my fans from throughout the world for their undying love and support."

Fox has revealed they WILL be establishing very strict rules with regard to "fraternization" between judges and contestants in order to prevent anything like this from arising again.

I suppose your chances of grtting a little contestant love from Paula has come to an end, boo hooo ! I am sure it was fun while it lasted..... 

Teri Hatcherexic

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Wow.... Every once in a while I want to show you something guys are simply NOT looking for in any woman at all..... Her legs look like Gumby's arms ..... this looks SICK....... This woman needs to be jogging to that Sizzler food Buffet on ....... for real .... this is really not attractive at all. 



I think the classy look of a cd cover is the hot way to go ....... at least Jessica is not looking manly here......


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Here is another anonymous picture that I have famboozled from DD and I also must add that he really does look like Ashlee Simpson's brother ! Not sure if he is related, but he sure does look like it ~ 




I can only thank my friend Dana for pictures like this. I used to live about 2 miles from Jennifer Lopez when I was living in Miami and whenever I saw her out and about I always used to think..... she is beautiful. Now I can share a candid picture of J-Lo as she looks on any given day. By the way, today is Ben's birthday......... ehhhh forget it, I am trying to remain in a good mood today and not rip on anyone. Actually, here is how been is celebrating his birthday ........

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Angelina Becomes Cambodian Citizen.

]\Good! Now can she please move there? Sorry, but us people here in the US have so much to be thankful for, and when someone goes to .... ehhhhh Cambodia to become a citizen, they should just live there ....... sorry, just venting. I still think she is fine.... just trying to hard to be a pioneer in her own way. 

 

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Get ready for a new video starring Julia Roberts..... She has apparently signed to be in the next Dave Mathews video " Dream Girl " 

In a recent interview Julia mentioned that she wanted to do a video with Dave because she LOVED his music and she wanted to be back in action without the obligation of a movie role. I suggest another Oceans flick..... I loved her on screen chemisrty between her and Brad Pit......... Can't wait to hear and see " Dream Girl " 




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Paris Hilton looking mighty tan and greasy looking....... She looks like she needs a few all you can eat coupons....... I think some poeple are just way to over rated.... I have seen better looking females at Sizzler......




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I suppose Katie Holmes is simply not telling tom to stay out of them tightie whities..... You'd think with all the millions 
this man is making he would go out and get a few packs of designer boxers....  If you have been paying any attention to the latest Tom and Katie Cruise plans then you are already aware that their is the possibility of a HUGE wedding coming soon. hmmmmmm and all the talk about them two just being a couple for publicity..... 


Jessica Simpson

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someone needs to feed her\

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The real sad news about this whole  ( Jessica ) media hype, is that this wax statue of her in this picture is almost as scary as she looked on Good Morning America this morning...... Jessica's withering body, and under nourished look makes you want to throw her a AM PM super HAM SANDWICH .... wait, a biggie drink, 2 sandwiches, and some chips......... she needs Nick to take her to a few all you can eat joints...... Girls this thin look very sick. 

 

Liv and family...

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 for the comedy record..... I think she soooo looiks like punky brooster , or however you spell her name these days....... 

 

What is this dude doing to his hair ?

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When I lived in Miami we took trips to Key West and got braids as a joke..... ehhhhh key word ,,,, joke

Here is the question of the day.....What the hell is THAT knotted mess on his head? What on earth is that? Is that like 10 feet of newspaper elastic wrapped around a tail-like monstrosity down his back?

I wonder if Brit is paying his maintenance of super enormous mongo braid - a mess - look he is sporting......

Nat ~ 

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There is nothing bad I can write about this woman.... she is one of my favorite female vocalists, along with Sarah Mclachlan, Jewel, and a little Macy Gray, this woman is on my to do lists..... of albums to have in my collection
 

PS if you live under a rock it's Natasha Bedingfield and her song is These Words.

 

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The lipstick is just not it...... sorry..... can you say dis con tinue

Britney has Belly...

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Preggo is beautiful and Brit is taking it to the next level these days... even Be be needs a tan 

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she looks a little pissed here, if i was preggo and feeling bloated, I don't think I would even be on a beach, more less in swimming gear...... 

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I am not going to mess with her hair like my friends have tried to course me into doing......... I am just going to say this, stop trying to blame it on the wind, for real ! 

 

Tuesday, August 9

"It's a classy show."

Yes, that's what Tara Reid says about her new Wild On E! show. She is over seas doing her thing, and she is loving it... During her latest interview aired in LA and Bakersfield on KLLY..... she talked about her show.......

"It's a classy show."

I'm tempted to repost those pictures of her asscheeks hanging out of her mini skirt but I won't ........ although it would make you feel better about yourself if you saw them ~ :) 

Anyway, it's a pretty hilarious article in USA Today, what up to Cesar Soriano! You might want to get a USA Today and read it..........

Click here to read 
and word to 
Perez Hilton's blog
  

 

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 look on their faces...priceless..... clueless..... Pic courtesy www.sweetkisses.net


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ok, these two bring out the worst in each other when they are together...... admit it... every time you see a picture of these two together, you ultimately think, wow, I never thought they could really get this slutty..... and they manage 

Tara Ried and Paris = bad influences on young girls that want to stay un preggo until they reach 16 ........



ok, this picture I had to add, since it shows Paris in the right position........ this is where she was obviously born to be ~ 



Make sure you join us on August 20th, 2005  at the beach for a camping extravaganza........




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Well, at least they look like a couple that isn't divorcing, fighting, sleeping with each other's friends, going to crazy strip clubs, or doing movies that require them to lose all human ability to look like normal people...... whoa  ! they look good together...... and in some type of style too ~ 

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Kevin says, "I take care o'mah kids!"

Chris Rock says, "... that's what yo' s'pos ta do!"

another crazy segment from the halls of  Dana's Dirt, too funny to change ~ 
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Wednesday, August 3

Brad & Angelina Fly...

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ok ok ok  so there she is .... a baby savior, a humanitarian, a fine actor, a woman with the most gorgeous lips in the Universe.....  and now a pilot ...... yes indeed..... it  looks like maybe they are happy with each other here...... you have to be happy with someone you are about to share that little of space with, and that high up in the air, unless oyu have ulterior motives that require the use of automatic ejection ..... or something like that....... I could never fly next to her, I would crash and burn do to the lack of focus on the wrong instruments.....





Ok, I don't even have to ask or say a thing......... accept...... flip flops.... they will do......


Jessica on the Good Morning America


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Pics from Kistin at JJB...

Jessica performs on GMA

as said plenty of times before..... her boots were made for a body that doesn't seem withered away.... She looks like she has been on the south beach diet before south beach was discovered.......

Right... oh, and did that song even break the chart? How many minutes is she actually in the movie?  please, someone write to me and let me know how many minutes Jessica really acts....and can she act..... is she good, how does she do, hopefully better than she does on stage.....

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Mary Kate has Marlboro REDS for lunch. I am sorry, but smokes for lunch is simply not that pleasant.....
Those things are HARSH! 
I guess maybe she figures the stronger the cigarette the better the appetite suppressant?

Who is the guy? He looks like an whack carbon copy  version of Carson Daly... have we seen them together before?

1 word, 2 syllables, rhymes with bampoo...

SHAMPOO!

taken from Dana's Dirt ... hahahahah Dana is such a trip, some things aren't meant to be re written........

Poor TLC.....


so if you were listening to Party Boy..... TLC is looking to be back on the map without T Boz.... so it looks like they are trying to get it together with a new T-Boz, and the contestants aren't really checking to be a part of the group..... How sad.... I suppose if you were a TLC fan you might be like me and be thinking, some things are better off left alone......



The Federuglies go to the movies... hmmmmm wedding crashers maybe ???


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 yup, that's it, the wedding crashers are at it again..... She lloks like they are going to a green day concert.....

                          Demi Not Prego, Just Not Looking So, ehhhhh Demi...!

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There's Demi Moore... pic taken the other day. She's not prego, but she isn't all that either, as a matter of fact, she just isn't all that at all...... Now I know what it means to have NO booty at all ...... can you say, baggy please.... pleaseeeeee.. I used to LOVE Demi Moore.... I used to see her all the time in Miami, runnign around, hmmmm too much working out can be bad too........... Wait till you see the pictures that people are gettign ready to spit out on the internet.... sooo funny  ! 

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seeing uncle Jessee like this just doesn't seem to make him uncle Jessee in my mind... I know we can all feel this way, but he just seems to look TORE up from the FLOOR up..... This should have been one of those nights you stayed in with the dog, a beer, and a foot stool ...... yah know  ???? 

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best picture out of all of them, I don't know where Dana got this one, but she got a good picture, I have to pilage her site and get the details....... 

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yeah, that reminds me of clubbing in Miami ....

Natalie Portman to Keep Shaven Head Look?

                                                            www.femalefirst.co.uk Natalie Portman is thinking about keeping her head shaved!
She says it is "empowering" and she feels tough for the first time in her life... She says that as a small girl she never felt strong but now with a shaved head she does...
 
hmmmmmmmm..... ehhhhhhh... ok, I suppose, maybe I should shave my........ nawwwwww

Kevin Fedeadbeat Daderline.

Add this to the list of reasons why we can't stand Kevin Deadbeat... he skipped his son's 1st birthday party! He and Britney just plain didn't show up... no card... no gift... not even a phone call!

He's SUCH a loser, and Britney is WACK if she thinks he's not going to treat her child with him the same way. Bu t... what comes around goes around..... always ....
 

Saturday, July 23

Paris Hilton Lesbian Pics in Hustler!

Apparently there are some pictures of Paris Hilton and a female "lover" in this month's Hustler Magazine.I want to see..... ehhhhh ok, so,  Paris and the other chick were rumored to be doing the "designer drug ecstacy" while shooting the pictures... But Larry Flynt says " I think it is simply true love".

Paris's friends claim she has NO attraction to women whatsoever... um, excuse me, idiots, the world has seen those cell phone pictures of her and that chick topless... SHE LIKES CHICKS!

Anyone got the pictures... I don't get Hustler Magazine... anymore.

I AM CONFUSED... I found this story on a message board and it was posted recently... but then I did some research and it looks like these pictures were already published.

I'm sure you'll correct me if I am wrong ;)


Afflembryo is Growing!

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staying healthy...... prego women are sooo beautiful sometimes....

Pictures from the Image Shack 

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OK that's a really lame name for the embryo/fetus of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, it came from Dana of Dana's Dirt.... she is an amazing writer, and sometimes she says something that makes everyone laugh a little harder, and then blame it on her if someone gets mad at me, so I am in the best of both worlds. 

Rumor has it there's a little baby girl in there!! Better inside than out in all this heat, the baby has it MADE..... no bills, no taxes, no drama, no boy problems, ehhhhhh or almost no boy problems....

Chialie Petman...

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Ch-ch-chia!

I am not to down with the whole super butch look, I suppose it looks good on you if your in the armed forces, but usually the excuse is evident then........ But I want to roll over and know the woman I am with is the WOMAN I am with, and the whole baldish manly look is just not for me ..... but ehhhh, it might catch on in a few years and then this will all come back to haunt me ...

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Way Hot for being over 45 

                                                 Colin's Sex Tape Co-Star

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 There's a sex tape of Colin Farrell having sexual relations with THIS woman... He is NOT happy at all, he is a wee bit pissed..... I don't care, I just want to get a copy now.......

Britney's A Mess

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 Well, maybe she is starting a new fad, daizy dukes for the prego pregos...... Not like I'd ever be able to sport them, nor would I EVER want to if I were a woman..... some people just need to stay out of daizys ... period.... stay out of them until they belong in them..... kind of like kids bikes, children's clothes, condoms.... you know, stay out of them unless oyu really belong there, and if you do, then sport them well...... 

Titra Reid

Hey, you have to give some partial credit where credit is due ... anyone that can make a grip of money off of being a drunk ho, needs some type of credit....... I mean, you know you'd do it too if oyu could get away with it, change your name, and get a whole new identity.............

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not bad for a work of art, are they really real ???? 

Jennifer Anistons Love Letters For Sale...

Oh you gotta love this insanity... people will do anything for a dollar, or two, or three....... hahahahahahahah

Some jacka#%# who claims he dated Jennifer Aniston when she was 15 is selling a love letter he received from her on eBay. That's cool right... I mean, some Jennifer fan might want it... so why not try to make a buck or two... I would, as a matter of fact, I have tried to sell alot less for a lot more.........

his deal deal..... Or $100,000!!!

Yeah, he's trying to sell it for A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!

Some people are ridiculous... he's calling it an intimate look into Jennifer's heart or some sh*t like that.

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Friday, July 22

Warm Fuzzies...

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                                                                J-Lo Live

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Ehhhhh, right, ok, I am not sure I really want to smell like this...... I mean, her first try at this whole scent really never turned me on to anything but some freshner spray from Wal Mart...... but that is just me, anmd I am a guy. Not sure what to think of this whole scent deal, but it is not getting me, sorry..... Her new store opens in CHicago... She will be selling all of her J Lo gear down town Chicago soon...... more details comign soon to a page like this soon......

 

The Face of an ANGRY CHEATER.

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This is what a cheater who has just been caught looks like. I have been there, maybe not all the way there, but I am sure oyu have been there too, or at least flown over there, and saw what it looked like there........ 

I was in a mall recently and saw two people fighting, and the guys face looked just like that when his gf admited she knew the guys freak cheater hoe on the side the whole time he was chipping the ice off the block..... whoa ~ 

DAMN... The sad thing is he'll be tagging some other pathetic woman in a week...

What's Wrong Jessica?

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AAccording to my homegirl Dana....She looks ho-hum. She usually looks ho, but today she looks ho-hum. Actually, I used to think she was kinda hot, and then she had to comment on tuna...... or her lack of knowledge on tuna, and that was it for me. 

She and Nick are on the rocks... duh... and I'm sorry but I saw the trailer for The Dukes of Hazard the other day and her body is banging but her face is looking rather MANLY... and she can not act. I actually saw her body up close and personal in Miami a few years ago during an interview, and even took some pictures of her in the studio, and she was banging then, banging with a little meat.... now she is just looking a little Hollywood.... :( 

I heard she remade Whitney's "I Have Nothing"... I'm going to guess that IT COULD POSSIBLY SUCK, but, never judge a book until you at least skim the middle, right ? ! :(   well her cover would say, feed me, love me, feed me, love to feed me .....

 

I SAW KATIE HOLMES'S ASS-MARK!!!

So I had some time to kill today for about... oh... like 2 and a half hours... so I picked up Star Magazine... for one reason and one reason only...

KATIE HOLMES'S ASS MARK...

It's huge and nasty. You can't see the whole thing, but it pops out of her jeans and you can tell - IT'S HUGE... it's the size of her entire asscheek and NO WONDER SHE IS A VIRGIN... If I had something THAT BIG and THAT NASTY on my ASS I would NOT be getting naked for anyone!!!

You gotta see it. She needs to holler at Kelly Clarkson and ask to borrow some of those bodysuit leotard things so when her pants hang low the birthmark doesn't show. courtesy of Dana's Dirt at www.danasdirt.com 

 

Thursday, July 21

Katie's Nasty Arse-mark

Katie Holmes apparently has a HUGE NASTY birth mark on her booty~ 

The pictures are supposed to be in Star Magazine soon... anyone have them???? send them to us ~ 

 

Renee & Kenny On the ROCKS ALREADY!

 

Just 2 months after their surprise wedding, Renee Zellweger & Kenny Chesney are having some marital issues... shocking huh? hahahah ! Well for my guys  out there, ehhhhhh  at least he got to hit it, and for my girls out there, well, now you can have your guy again, if you still want him... over ever really wanted him 

She apparently misses Jack White and isn't happy with Kenny... they barely know each other. She says his house in Nashville is "dark and gloomy"... and she's also having issues because her latest movie, Cinderella Man, was a FLOP because of all the bad PR surrounding Russell Crowe's little phone throwing incident.No matter what the circumstances are, some people are simply NOT meant to be together, if you need any more light shed on this subject, refer to Britany Spears and her .... well, boy ~ 

Didn't see this coming, did we?

 

Angelina & Zahara

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There's the mommy and the baby... what a little cutie! The baby is soooo adorable........

Turns out she was in the hospital with salmonella... an illness she would have probably died from in Ethiopia. Angelina is her savior! Looks like Anjelina has even put her boy toy to the side to focus on lil bebe ~ SMart girl, always focus on the lil ones.....

Jessica & Her Trainer...

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They look pretty flirty-flirty, don't they??? If I were Nick I would NOT be digging this trainer... Hot trainers are like hot nannies... BAD NEWS! It's like dating disaster 

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